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I need to PABST
I missed it Tuesday and I had a few things I wanted to get out. Since it's Thursday and it also begins with 't', I'm going for it.
Feel free to add your own. Or tell me to STFU. Whatever.
-Your child is no more adorable than any other kid on here.
-If you're anything IRL like you are on here, your poor H probably feels like he's trapped in an episode of "Passions."
-I think it's pretty likely that you embarrass your child(ren).
-If I had your ass, I'd leave my H and wh0re it up big time.
-I really wonder about the validity of what you say. I mean, really. I really don't see how having the type of job you claim to could be condusive to being on the nest all.day.long.
-(this isn't from this board, but I REALLY need to get it out): I canNOT believe that no one called you out for doing CIO with your newborn. I really wish I had the nuts to do so.
-I really like you. Ever thought about moving to the good ol' Midwest?
-(also not from this board) You are completely lacking in the social skills department. For real.
-When I see you post, I want to scream. So far, I've managed to hold them back...but I do audibly groan on occasion.
-I like you much better than I did a few months ago.
-I believe about half -- at best -- of what you say. I think you probably spin things for the sake of drama.
-I really admire you. You seem to have it all together and you're very talented.
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Re: I need to PABST
Nora Judith 7/2/06 Miles Chauncey 4/20/09 born with Trisomy 21 - Down syndrome
ok...who's got the great looking ass....I can't ever remember seeing pictures of anyone's booty!!!!
These are really good and I think I agree with all of them.
Can I make a new PABST rule? If you don't post it on Tuesday like you're supposed to, you have to tell us who they're about! Unless it's something bad about me.
Totally kidding!
I am just way too curious about these, though.
I totally do. ?Kate just told me this morning that I'm not allowed to dance when her friends come over (I haven't actually ever done this but apparently my dancing is just that bad). ??
Got crazy post partum hormones anyone?
Just want to comment on one of them:
"I really wonder about the validity of what you say. I mean, really. I really don't see how having the type of job you claim to could be conduCive to being on the nest all.day.long."
I'm not sure who this is about, but personally my job can seem important but I actually have a lot of downtime. I also know several people who could say the same thing.
It's Thursday, so PABST away.
I think the ass is about co. Am I right?
Mine is not nest related, but I have to say it
--I think it is incredible immature and stupid that you vent about work issues and co-workers through your facebook status, especially since you are "friends" with some of the kids you work with on there. ?It is stupid, and I am surprised you haven't been fired yet.
?Also, your grammar and spelling is horrible, and I don't understand how someone your age can't form a freaking sentence.?
nooooooooooo.....I can't believe this is you. You are the betty crocker of mom's. and I'm sure any "embarrasment" is normal pre-teen, regular kid embarrassment. I think the person she may be talking about is above and beyond normal embarrassment and to the level where you may tell your friends your mom died in a plane crash to avoid your friends having to meeting her. (how's that for a pabst add on.)
Nah -- I'm medicated for that. Just running on too little sleep.
It's still cute on you though!!
XOXOXO
I would love to know who this one is about
-If you're anything IRL like you are on here, your poor H probably feels like he's trapped in an episode of "Passions."
It's not you. Don't fret.
You take my ovaries, I take your yarns.
hahahaha!!