The last words out of my mouth

kimisuejoia

"That kitty is too small to hump, if you want to hump something you need to go get your bigger kitty."

My poor cat is hitting puberty and keeps trying to hump his favorite toy, but its about a third of his size. He keeps holding it by the neck in his teeth and then trying to skooch his butt up high enough to hump the toy and its just not working! Poor thing is getting *very* frustrated.

TheEnglishgirl

Poor thing!!!

mrsmiller06

Hahaha, my Great Dane had that problem too! lol, but our problem with ours was that it was impossible to find a toy big enough for her! lol

kimisuejoia

Now he's laying on my foot nose-to-nose with his toy. I think he's probably getting the "it's ok, it happens to a lot of men, don't worry it will work next time" speach!

Poor guy needs snipped!

Lucky428

LOL!  I say very odd things because I work with children. "No honey, we don't use the drill on kids, we use it on wood (a toy tool)"  "We do not stick pretzels in our ears or noses" 

Gina070605

HAHAHAHA this is to funny!

KK2004

LOL!