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GTKY Tuesday 8/13 (NSFW)

Ok ladies, @shamrocandroll just reminded me that I missed the FFFC about a month ago about the jizz-shuffle, so I think we need a good story swap. 

What's the funniest/weirdest/craziest thing you do/have done in bed while TTC that you wouldn't otherwise do during/after sex? 

 

Me: 32  MH: 36

TTC since Dec 2017

Aug '18: PCOS dx

Nov '18: Cycle monitoring, testing w/RE. SA - 19mil, 66% morph

Dec '18: Letrozole + TI - BFN

Jan '19: 30lb total weight loss since Aug '18. Natural monitored cycle + TI - BFN

Feb & Mar '19: Letrozole + TI, BFN

Apr '19: Letrozole + TI, - BFN.  Repeat SA (27mil) & DNA fragmentation test (17%)

May '19: Natural cycle. MH reaches 50lb weight loss since Jan '19. BFN.

Aug '19: Letrozole + HCG trigger + IUI + prog supp

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  • flowntheloopflowntheloop
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    @mvt2003 NO. FRIGGIN. WAY. I'm so glad that my watch doesn't have that option! I would just die!
    Me: 38 DH:38.
    Dating Anniversary: 1999. Marriage Anniversary: 2001.
    TTC/NTNP #1 since 3/2019.

    mvt2003kiki047keikilovebrookert615
  • Oh, I officially request that this topic be archived!
    Me: 38 DH:38.
    Dating Anniversary: 1999. Marriage Anniversary: 2001.
    TTC/NTNP #1 since 3/2019.

    kiki047shamrocandrollbrookert615

  • Me: 32  MH: 36

    TTC since Dec 2017

    Aug '18: PCOS dx

    Nov '18: Cycle monitoring, testing w/RE. SA - 19mil, 66% morph

    Dec '18: Letrozole + TI - BFN

    Jan '19: 30lb total weight loss since Aug '18. Natural monitored cycle + TI - BFN

    Feb & Mar '19: Letrozole + TI, BFN

    Apr '19: Letrozole + TI, - BFN.  Repeat SA (27mil) & DNA fragmentation test (17%)

    May '19: Natural cycle. MH reaches 50lb weight loss since Jan '19. BFN.

    Aug '19: Letrozole + HCG trigger + IUI + prog supp

    emeraldduchessbrookert615
  • Omg @kiki047 that's so awkward and also hilarious!!!
    me: 34 / so: 34 | ttc #1 since 9/2018
    kiki047
  • @kiki047 Wow. I don't think I would be able to handle all of that. The dog treat is a good idea! I like full privacy when HIO!
    Me: 38 DH:38.
    Dating Anniversary: 1999. Marriage Anniversary: 2001.
    TTC/NTNP #1 since 3/2019.

    kiki047brookert615
  • @shamrocandroll - haha the intricate roll to avoid any escaping onto the sheets! I haven't mastered that yet. Oh yes forgot about the anti-saliva post-beej wipe-off with the sheet. I know I should not be giving beej's at all during FW b/c of the saliva thing, and I often don't, but when I do I wipe *it* off with the sheet before actual sex starts. He loves it. Really. :joy:
    me: 35 / so: 40 *** ttc #1 7/2018
    keikilovekiki047shamrocandroll
  • You guys... this is the least sexy NSFW thread I've ever seen on TB.  :lol:

    @whitealbum29 Bah-hahaha "it" 

    @kiki047 Did you at least get a reprieve from Humphrey for your ninja sex?  :lol:
    Awkward Swimsuit Photos - TTGP July Sig Contest

    **TW**
    Me: 34 | H: 39
    DS: Nov 2016
    MMC: 11/16/18 (9w6d)
    CP: 2/3/19 (5w3d)


    flowntheloopkiki047emeraldduchessbrookert615
  • @shamrocandroll This is all just proof that TTC isn't always so glamorous. XD
    Me: 38 DH:38.
    Dating Anniversary: 1999. Marriage Anniversary: 2001.
    TTC/NTNP #1 since 3/2019.

    shamrocandrollemeraldduchess
  • @flowntheloop And that sex in general isn't always sexy.  :lol:
    Awkward Swimsuit Photos - TTGP July Sig Contest

    **TW**
    Me: 34 | H: 39
    DS: Nov 2016
    MMC: 11/16/18 (9w6d)
    CP: 2/3/19 (5w3d)


    flowntheloopkiki047
  • @kiki047 the lab that our RE uses for SA doesn't have those rooms either. When DH had his SA, he did it at home then he drove to the lab with me in the passenger seat holding the cup under my shirt to keep it body-temperature. So romantic...
    I am cringing at the idea of anyone having to use the parking lot or the public bathroom at your clinic. I'm sure there are people that don't have any other choice, though! 
    Married: Spring 2009
    TTC #1: July 2018
    *TW*
    BFP 12/7/18, EDD 8/20/19
    CP 12/17/18 @ 5 weeks, 1 day
    BFP 7/1/19, CP confirmed 7/3/19
    First RE consult 5/2019
    HyCoSy: all clear! Moving on to testing for RPL
    TTGP August Signature Challenge: Camping




    brookert615bluetickgal
  • @shamrocandroll I would hope nobody actually uses Option A but it was a legitimate suggestion. 


    @emeraldduchess I'm so thankful we don't have to do that part. I joke that it's not that difficult but I can't imagine having to produce a sample on command in a public bathroom, we already joke about having to DTD behind closed doors with people nearby, but just in a stall while what, perching on a toilet? Nope. Those dedicated rooms full of 15 year old porn are bad enough. 

    Me: 32  MH: 36

    TTC since Dec 2017

    Aug '18: PCOS dx

    Nov '18: Cycle monitoring, testing w/RE. SA - 19mil, 66% morph

    Dec '18: Letrozole + TI - BFN

    Jan '19: 30lb total weight loss since Aug '18. Natural monitored cycle + TI - BFN

    Feb & Mar '19: Letrozole + TI, BFN

    Apr '19: Letrozole + TI, - BFN.  Repeat SA (27mil) & DNA fragmentation test (17%)

    May '19: Natural cycle. MH reaches 50lb weight loss since Jan '19. BFN.

    Aug '19: Letrozole + HCG trigger + IUI + prog supp

  • These are hilarious and I can relate to so many!! I do the pillow under my butt thing while I lay there for 10-15 minutes too...we call that pillow the “baby maker” (like the blanket on The Proposal)! Our cats/dogs aren’t allowed in our bedroom...otherwise, I feel like I’d have some awkward stories with them! 

    @emeraldduchess the pound puppy! 😂

    @kiki047 option A...I really hope nobody takes that suggestion! Haha.
    brookert615shamrocandrollgalentine
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