GTKY: Weird pregnancy dreams

melanier26

I’m sure I’m not the only one having them, so let’s hear it...the weird, embarrassing and hilarious 

melanier26

The dream that inspired this thread was a dream about Tom Hanks. We were dating and he was showing off all his nice cars to me and then...it turned into a sexy dream 😳
I love T Hanks, he’s my all-time favorite but...no

marbellie

@melanier26 the most important question is which movie era of Tom Hanks was it?!

My strangest one involved a celebrity too. MH and I were on Michael Jackson's property where he (of course) has a waterfall that he was casually hanging on the edge in. Then somehow I was hanging there too, yelling out conversation to him as water was falling all over us. Then MH tried to climb up and out, but fell INTO the water and into a blackhole. I cried so much and MJ was very unhelpful.

prpl11butterfly

I have them all night long. But I don't remeber them. I wake up MOTN and know that whatever happened requires a WTF reaction but once the day comes, I can't make myself remeber!

melanier26

@marbellie Current day Tom Hanks 🤫 I actually had one about like, Big-era Tom a month or so ago, but it was just that we were friends and I had a crush on him or something 

galentine

I dreamt I went to my anatomy scan, and the tech was super concerned about what she saw on the screen. She turned the screen to face me, and my baby was a golden retriever puppy 😳

quidditchcapn1120

I have a lot of very vivid dreams but the ones that surprise me the most are the sex dreams.  I’m usually too tired for sex (sorry DH) so it’s just not usually on my mind IRL.  With my first, I was very weirded out after a particularly detailed sex dream about James Gandolfini (RIP).

andrawrmeda2

So I keep going back and forth about what tattoo I want to get when I finally work the nerve up to get it. My SO just got a bada** one done on his arms and I have a bad fever to get one now 😂 I want a mermaid and fairy on my shoulder because those are my 2 favorite fantasy creatures and therefore I consider them my "familiars"(I was super into Wiccan culture in high school) so the other night I had this terrifying dream that this lady totally messed up, first if all, she put one one each shoulder instead of together and they were huge, like my whole back, sloppy and not drawn well 😭 and to top it off, she wasn't even supposed to do mine, this awesome guy round here was supposed to and he forgot! So I had to pay full price for these terrifying things on my shoulders. I woke up nearly crying 😂😂😂😂

cheznet

I have one last night where I was with some friends from all different circles who would not know each other in real life and they were making me late for a Dr. Appt. Ah, guess it's not that interesting....I don't remember many details.

rachelgreene-2

In the first trimester I had a lot of sex dreams. It was super awkward since it involved people I knew IRL and twice it was with people I couldn’t stand. 

I also had had a really vivid dream that I had a koala. 

Currently I’ve been having a lot of disturbing nightmares. ☹️

jenferlee82

Last night I dreamt that Justin Timberlake was leading my family and I on a wilderness expedition. We got lost and a random gal from work (whom I am not close to at all) found us and lead us to safety. My dad was really mad at JT for "putting my future grandchild at risk" and they got into a huge fight. It was very, very strange.

steminist

I had a dream that a mom friend from my old BMB was having relationship issues, so I teleported and brought her to my house to drink (even though we are both currently pregnant). Except, it wasn't my house and I kept apologizing that it was such a shit-hole and that I couldn't remember why we moved out of our (real-life) much nicer house. I woke up in the middle of the night super sad that we had moved, until it hit me that I was in fact lying in my bed in my real house...

mrsinterweb

I rarely remember my dreams, but had one last night where I was arranging a beach rendezvous with a young Steve Martin and the actress who played his daughter in Father it the Bride. Most of the dream was about us making arrangements to go to a beach house together and how to avoid the paparazzi (apparently I was also a celebrity and concerned about this). There were definitely some sexual undertones between  me and Steve (he was actually kinda hot in my dream version of him), but most of the dream was about exchanging secret phone numbers and addresses. Really odd. 

Early on in in pregnancy I had very vivid highly sexual dreams about my HS boyfriend. Super weird!

geminigirl16

I keep having crazy dreams too! The other night I dreamt I was having an affair with my previous hairstylist who happens to be gay. I have not seen him since I was pregnant with my first so not sure where that came from. Then, my house got broken into and when I got home the person was still there and kept me and my friend hostage. The dream ended when I finally managed to sneak away and call 911 and I woke up with my heart racing. Totally ridiculous, these dreams! 

cmbt2

I had one earlier this month—

we broke our apartment lease on 3/15. I had a dream that we still hadnt moved out and only had one weekend to vacate and clean the place. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

cheznet

Last night, I drempt that I had started to lactate. I visited my sister's house and lots of people were there (mostly family) and I just whipped them out and started squirting big streams in the air like I was so proud of my new skill. 😮

melanier26

@cheznet that’s an amazing dream 😂

Cass005

melanier26 said:

@cheznet that’s an amazing dream 😂

@cheznet I second that!

melanier26

I had a dream last night that we found out we were having a girl. It wasn’t via ultrasound, I don’t know what test we used. I started telling people then second guessing and thinking that was wrong. 

Can you tell I'm anxious to find out? I’m 17w1d so we could find out sooner but DH has a business trip and the first day we can potentially go is 20 weeks exactly 

sweetteaandswingsmama

Last nights dream was terrifying, I was at my A/S and something was wrong but they wouldn’t tell me other than it was life threatening. I kept getting frustrated and upset that they wouldn’t tell me anything other than that it was a girl which pissed me off because we are team green. I woke up in tears. 

I usually have sex dreams about two of my hs boyfriends and wake up laughing because it was never that good irl.