July 2018 Moms
WorkinWeezel
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Let 'er rip, ladies!
Twatwaffle Tuesday 11/28
WorkinWeezel
member
Let 'er rip, ladies!
Met: 1/21/2005
Married: 6/27/2008
DS: 3/14/2010 Planned, PG first try
M/C 6/2012
DD: 4/22/2013 Planned, UnDx Infertility, PG on our own
BFP: 10/28/2016 Unplanned, HUGE SURPRISE!
M/C 12/12/2016
BFP: 10/27/2017 Unplanned, HUGE SURPRISE
EDD: 7/2/2018
Married: 6/27/2008
DS: 3/14/2010 Planned, PG first try
M/C 6/2012
DD: 4/22/2013 Planned, UnDx Infertility, PG on our own
BFP: 10/28/2016 Unplanned, HUGE SURPRISE!
M/C 12/12/2016
BFP: 10/27/2017 Unplanned, HUGE SURPRISE
EDD: 7/2/2018
Re: Twatwaffle Tuesday 11/28
WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS COME AT NAP TIME, MAILMAN. WHY MUST YOU KNOCK WHEN YOU KNOW IM HOME AND SET THE DOG OFF AND WAKE EVERYONE UP. End rant.
I wish i could be like:
BFP 2/2016 M/C 3/2016 @ 5 weeks
Trying for #4 since 11/2015
He gets on my damn nerves, but it's an easy job that pays very well. So I put up with his bullshit more than I would anyone else because paycheck and I love my other coworkers.
BFP #1 Dec 2015 - CP Dec 2015
BFP #2 Jan 2016 - MC March 2016
BFP #3 May 2017 - Down Syndrome dx @ 12 wks - MC August 2016
BFP #4 November 2017
@acunamatada I have a lengthy complaint history with UPS/USPS to the point that when I call and they look me up by number and the person at the end will say "oh..oh god" RAT sized holes in boxes, boxes delivered in the alley by the trash, even a fun note that said "this address does not exist" but was somehow successfully delivered to my door...I could go on...
@BrittG13 our mailmen are notorious for dropping things off at the wrong house. At least twice a month I'm dropping off a package that isn't mine. I should get paid.
my TW is at my bank. I went in today to deposit some business checks. One of which was for a large amount of money a customer advanced us for a big job. The teller told me there was going to be a 5 day hold on that check which sent me into a panic because I knew DH needed the money to use for the job today. So I was texting him like crazy while she was finishing up trying to figure it out and then she handed me my receipt to tell me about the hold again and said “oops, I guess I forgot to put the hold in, so you’re good!”
Thanks for making me panic for no reason, lady...
A few weeks ago at Target I was buying squeeze pouches and he lost his MIND at checkout because he wanted one. The manager came up to me and was like "he can have one before you pay, it's okay, does he want a banana?" No, don't reward my son for being an ass in public, thanks. Plus, he gets car sick when he eats before we drive so that'd be another disaster itself.
I literally couldn't do anything in that moment but check out and get tf out of there.
Luckily, I was confirmed at a different facility, and have new paperwork ready for my ob-gyn. And I'm finally on the schedule to get a dating ultrasound next week unless they can see me sooner. I wonder if my 11July EDD will change
Dx: Unspecified IF
BFP#1 Nov 2017 • Blighted Ovum + MMC • D&C at nine weeks
BFP#2 Apr 2018 • It's a boy! • Born 13 Dec 2018
Married: 6/27/2008
DS: 3/14/2010 Planned, PG first try
M/C 6/2012
DD: 4/22/2013 Planned, UnDx Infertility, PG on our own
BFP: 10/28/2016 Unplanned, HUGE SURPRISE!
M/C 12/12/2016
BFP: 10/27/2017 Unplanned, HUGE SURPRISE
EDD: 7/2/2018
My TW award goes out to the sticky command strips I used to hang up the garland on my fireplace. That shit has fallen down three times in 24 hours and every time I have to floof it and make it look pretty again. I just threw in the towel and used duck tape. White trash Christmas over here.
So technically, my twat is a twatwaffle.
Married: 6/27/2008
DS: 3/14/2010 Planned, PG first try
M/C 6/2012
DD: 4/22/2013 Planned, UnDx Infertility, PG on our own
BFP: 10/28/2016 Unplanned, HUGE SURPRISE!
M/C 12/12/2016
BFP: 10/27/2017 Unplanned, HUGE SURPRISE
EDD: 7/2/2018
Married: 6/27/2008
DS: 3/14/2010 Planned, PG first try
M/C 6/2012
DD: 4/22/2013 Planned, UnDx Infertility, PG on our own
BFP: 10/28/2016 Unplanned, HUGE SURPRISE!
M/C 12/12/2016
BFP: 10/27/2017 Unplanned, HUGE SURPRISE
EDD: 7/2/2018
@acunamatada and @SmashJam I second yours. My kid was the biggest A-hole yesterday when I took him to the dr with me. He is usually so well behaved, and yesterday he was whiny, crying, and inturrupting me the whole time I was trying to talk to my dr. I love him, but MAN I was so annoyed by the time we left there.
@amylu914 I agree with Weezel, get yourself some Christmas duct tape and call it good. I hate those command strips too
My TW today goes to our dang Elf on the shelf, Buddy, who made his appearance again on Monday. Last year I didn't mind moving him every night but this year I am so exhausted every night. It's gonna be a long month......
DS 11.8.12
Baby GIRL! due 7.4.18
Married: 6/27/2008
DS: 3/14/2010 Planned, PG first try
M/C 6/2012
DD: 4/22/2013 Planned, UnDx Infertility, PG on our own
BFP: 10/28/2016 Unplanned, HUGE SURPRISE!
M/C 12/12/2016
BFP: 10/27/2017 Unplanned, HUGE SURPRISE
EDD: 7/2/2018
My uber eats driver actually sat outside my house and beeped at me to come to the car and get my food.
Is that ridiculous or is it just me??
I am convinced my door dash driver stopped for a drug deal on the way to our house last week. According to the GPS, he sat at the same intersection for about 25 minutes. I was clawing my eyes out over it. Also, he looked baked AF when he showed up.
He called me, said something so fast with an accent- all I understood was "food" so I was like cool, my foods here. AND THEN I HEAR HIM BEEPING.
So I pretended I didn't hear him and he walked to my porch. He gets five feet from my door holding out the bag like "take it!" You'd think I was a leper.
F*ckin d*ck, no tip for you.