Monday Bitchfest

the_other_mother

The magical place where you can bitch about whatever you want..

the_other_mother

Mine is that DD and I both woke up with a sore throat. I have to work today and I know it's just going to piss me off because there is already enough people there today without me being there. I'd rather lay here and not move.

heatherdubrow

I'm currently waiting in a very long line, with my kids, for my second beta. That's my only bf so far today.

hullabalou

My husband has a cold and thinks he is dying from it. The toddler has an ear infection and sinus infection. It has been a very long weekend.

meatballs37

DD is sick and DH ate all of her natural no sugar or added honey peanut butter. I irrationally went off on him about it this morning. But seriously, he could have ate the other peanut butter in the pantry. 

TattoosandLace

My MIL keeps posting unauthorized photos of my girls on Facebook. 

the_other_mother

That's annoying @TattoosandLace. I always make DH deal with it when it involves his family. (Although they don't usually do crap like that.)

JandJ62914

hullabalou said:

My husband has a cold and thinks he is dying from it. The toddler has an ear infection and sinus infection. It has been a very long weekend.

@hullabalou Oh no...the dreaded man cold! | I hope your LO feels better soon! 

heatherdubrow

@meatball37 I rage when my H eats the last of anything, especially something that belongs to the kids.

seitzy3

DHs ass smells so bad. You'd think I serve him roadkill for dinner. 

heatherdubrow

seitzy3 said:

DHs ass smells so bad. You'd think I serve him roadkill for dinner. 

OMG I think I might puke...

SunflowerMama428

DH took DS to the potty this morning. Two minutes later they are both screaming. DS likes to flush and gets upset when you do it for him. So what did DH do. He flushed the god damn toilet and caused a massive nuclear melt down. And then left for work. Go team. 

MrsJ2410

On Friday morning, I walked into my office and the receptionist YELLED across the lobby " how far along are you?" and I stopped dead in my tracks and just looked at her in disbelief. So I walked over and whispered "its really early, no one here knows yet" and she looked at my stomach and says " Oh they know, its there you know?" "its" being my belly.  1st, RUDE. 2nd, I have had major anxiety since, partly because I don't want people at work knowing, and I especially don't want my boss to find out from someone besides me and also its SO EARLY and people knowing this early gives me anxiety in general. 

JandJ62914

@MrsJ2410 This makes me ragey for you!! First of all, what makes people think that pregnancy makes it okay to comment on our bodies? NO. Just no. Secondly, it's your call when to share the news and she should respect that and keep the comments to herself. 

seitzy3

@heatherdubrow i almost did. i'd like to hold out on that until my actual morning sickness kicks in. 

chucksmom15

I think I would have strangled her @MrsJ2410

essentialpeace

My 18 mo wants to nurse every moment I sit. He knows something is up!  I'm hoping my milk begins to taste different and he will naturally wean because this isn't comfortable. 

essentialpeace

Guess who is on the same BM again!  I'm not sharing quite yet though. @JandJ62914

JandJ62914

@essentialpeace OMG!!!!!! I am "legitly" freaking out over here! I will not say a word. Are we going to have another pair of birthday twins?!?!!

essentialpeace

2/22 I think. My cycles are odd though so I will need to see the doctor.  I found out yesterday! 

TattoosandLace

MrsJ2410 said:

On Friday morning, I walked into my office and the receptionist YELLED across the lobby " how far along are you?" and I stopped dead in my tracks and just looked at her in disbelief. So I walked over and whispered "its really early, no one here knows yet" and she looked at my stomach and says " Oh they know, its there you know?" "its" being my belly.  1st, RUDE. 2nd, I have had major anxiety since, partly because I don't want people at work knowing, and I especially don't want my boss to find out from someone besides me and also its SO EARLY and people knowing this early gives me anxiety in general. 

Murder

gymmonkey95

It's still super early in the morning for me and I got woken up to find DH keys no big deal, except he didn't even check where he was sitting/slept last night! Not even thinking about the look on my face as I was holding the lo that he woke I said I found them and he had some choice words... NOT how I wanted to start my day

smorzandoj

gymmonkey95 said:

It's still super early in the morning for me and I got woken up to find DH keys no big deal, except he didn't even check where he was sitting/slept last night! Not even thinking about the look on my face as I was holding the lo that he woke I said I found them and he had some choice words... NOT how I wanted to start my day

Mine did this a couple weeks ago. I could have killed him. He never found his keys though.

Chawk17

Well mines pretty minor. DH and I are on summer break and I've asked him 3 times to weed the front. Today he is at a math training.9-3..so I'm alone .. looks like I'm tackling the weeds and spiders by myself.

On top of that I'm getting my second masters  ( don't ask..big mistake) and my project is due soon and  I'm procrastinating that..

clc515

@MrsJ2410 I'd be horrified if someone did that! Just plain rude! 

My vent: No, coworker, I will not move my meeting tomorrow (that has 25 people in it) because you forgot to do your part of it. Figure it out and see you then.

sabriel1

@MrsJ2410 ugh. Someone did something similar to me at the farmers market and I just said " nope, after 4 kids I'm just shaped like this now". She looked super embarrassed. But wtf, I didn't even think I looked bloated or anything

RSaini

All my bloat is making me look a lot bigger than I am which has got me feeling kind of low so I know ppl are questioning whether I am pregnant or not - someone even asked me if I was pregnant at a child's birthday party I was at - really pissed me off.

dem068a

RSaini said:

All my bloat is making me look a lot bigger than I am which has got me feeling kind of low so I know ppl are questioning whether I am pregnant or not - someone even asked me if I was pregnant at a child's birthday party I was at - really pissed me off.

This is the worst. I can't stand when people ask if you are pregnant. Either you are and you don't want to tell people yet (and they annoy you by asking or ruin you getting the chance to tell them, like my MIL did), or you aren't and it's just rude. Never ask that question to someone people!!

Chawk17

Well i weeded half of the front lawn until I felt nauseas and came in. I got too over heated. DH came home an hour early and said he couldn't tell what I did.
The nerve. I did a lot people.

ashhsa

Mine is simple. I have a cold sore. Erghhhh! 

perrysaurus

I bet I'll win. 

After cleaning my basement I was trying to move a large cardboard box I put 4 bags of random garbage in (one including dirty kitty litter (I know I know)) and when I got it upstairs the box started to break so I kicked it to help close the bottom back up while I moved it. I was wearing flip flops. There was a metal knitting needle right where I kicked that stabbed in between my toes and went 2 inches into my foot puncturing muscle and tendon. I'm on watch for an infection and I'm so much pain I can't walk. I also have an almost two year old who was almost weaned From nursing demanding to feed constantly. Sooo today sucked. And all I can take is Tylenol and it actually doesn't help at all. Now I'm laying in bed for 2 hours In so much pain I can't sleep. 

RSaini

dem068a said:

RSaini said:

All my bloat is making me look a lot bigger than I am which has got me feeling kind of low so I know ppl are questioning whether I am pregnant or not - someone even asked me if I was pregnant at a child's birthday party I was at - really pissed me off.

This is the worst. I can't stand when people ask if you are pregnant. Either you are and you don't want to tell people yet (and they annoy you by asking or ruin you getting the chance to tell them, like my MIL did), or you aren't and it's just rude. Never ask that question to someone people!!

@dem068a I know some ppl are so rude!! My MIL actually told people I was expecting without asking me or DH beforehand. I was pissed about that too. 

GraceUponGrace09

@perrysaurus That sounds awful, so sorry! 

ashhsa

perrysaurus said:

I bet I'll win. 

After cleaning my basement I was trying to move a large cardboard box I put 4 bags of random garbage in (one including dirty kitty litter (I know I know)) and when I got it upstairs the box started to break so I kicked it to help close the bottom back up while I moved it. I was wearing flip flops. There was a metal knitting needle right where I kicked that stabbed in between my toes and went 2 inches into my foot puncturing muscle and tendon. I'm on watch for an infection and I'm so much pain I can't walk. I also have an almost two year old who was almost weaned From nursing demanding to feed constantly. Sooo today sucked. And all I can take is Tylenol and it actually doesn't help at all. Now I'm laying in bed for 2 hours In so much pain I can't sleep. 

Yes, you win! I hope you feel better soon and your littlie gives you a break! 

julievdm12

@perrysaurus probably not a win you wanted but yup, you win! Hope it heals super quick! 

starla

Yikes @perrysaurus! I hope it heals quickly! Sounds painful. 

chucksmom15

That made me cringe @perrysaurus!  Hope you feel better fast.

JandJ62914

@rsaini Just no, MIL.  

@perrysaurus Ouch!!! That sounds awful. I hope it heals quickly!

clc515

Feel better @perrysaurus ! Hope it heals quickly.

@Chawk17 I hate that, too! It happens when I clean the kitchen (or part of it) and DH is like... so what did you clean? Do you need a before an after picture omg!

RSaini

@JandJ62914 tell me about it! 

@perrysaurus hope you're feeling better and healing

perrysaurus

Thank you all! After another ER trip I'm on strict rest - no bearing any weight on my foot for a week. Antibiotics and rest overall. Possible surgery if any infection occurs. I'm hanging in there and LO is having a lot of fun with daddy !