I told her, I've got enough to worry about and I DO NOT CARE that you're grossed out by my belly button. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not gonna cover it with a bandaid. No I'm not going to buy bigger maternity shirts at this point. You're just gonna have to deal with it.... NOT my problem!!
"Shit in a hat" LOLOL!!!I WAS the queen of taping that button down, until last week when I pulled off the band-aid and my belly skin came with it! Weeks of adhesive apparently irritated my pregnant skin enough that it came right off. Ouch! Now I have a gaping oozing sore above my button. Even worse!
@DrillSergeantCat i hope you didn't have to figure out the mesh panty allergy the hard way. after giving birth i'd imagine thats the last issue you need!
@DrillSergeantCat I have the bandaid issue since being KU. I seriously hope I don't have an issue with the magical mesh underwear I keep hearing all about. Any allergic rash like that SUX regardless of whether your are KU, PP or just regular!
So I told H last night that I think the doctor might do a membrane sweep today. He didn't know what that was so I explained it and said, "She won't break my water, it just helps progress things." He said, "I know it's uncomfortable, but do we want to progress things?" You know it's uncomfortable? How the hell do you know it's uncomfortable? How did you decide that uncomfortable was a strong enough word? Have you been having contractions that double you over and bring you to tears? Have you been suffering round ligament pain that makes even standing up excruciating? Are you the one who, despite being in pain, still carries your 25 pound toddler around all while pretending to him that mommy is fine? Are you the one who, despite being in pain, still cooks dinner and puts the baby to bed? No, you're not so sit down, shut up, and let the doctor do her thing.
i know they have machines that allegedly give men the feeling of labor but to me that is not enough. for one week i would love for a guy to experience full exhaustion, mood swings, hot flashes, nose bleeds, achy hips, kicks to organs, insomnia, swelling, back pain and these stupid swollen nostrils that i've had this entire pregnancy. and that's not even throwing in extras like PUPPPS or SPD lol
If I hear one gasp when I say son will be 2 in March or hear the response of how hard it is going to be I am going to freak out!
Me: 33 Hubs: 34
TTC since 5/2014
BFP: 7/27/14 MC: 9/20/14
BFP: 6/29/15 MC: 7/6/15
BFP: 7/17/16 EDD: 3/22/17
A recent acquaintance told me yesterday that she wouldn't have known I was pregnant if I hadn't told her. For the record, I am huge. I have gained nearly 40 lbs. so she thinks I'm just naturally fat with a big belly?!