Your crazy TWW dreams...

rainbowturtles

Okay, I can't decide if this is a good idea for a thread or will just make me look like a psycho lol I know many of us get crazy progesterone-fueled dreams in the TWW (I get them most of the time but typically more intense in TWW) so I thought it might be funny/weird to share some of them! (And I don't mean those evil BFP dreams, because those can suck it!). Anyhoo, if you feel like sharing, have atter!

lund

Ha, great idea for a thread!


A couple days ago I had a dream about a pregnant teen who was complaining about every pregnancy symptom in the book, along with some nagging old lady who was making every naive, inappropriate TTC comment known to man. But, I almost forgot about them because then I got to shower with Peyton Manning. 

hopeful87-2

I had a dream that I was pregnant and my ex-boyfriend from high school was the dad and I was so sad... In the dream I really wondered why DH wasn't the dad and why I would procreate with someone I hadn't spoken to in 10+ years... Man was I thankful to wake up next to DH in the morning!

***TW** when I was pregnant with DD I had similar anxiety dreams my whole first trimester that different ex-boyfriends were actually the dad and how in the world would I ever raise a baby with them?? (I mean, usually you break up with someone for good reason!) I had these dreams so much that I eventually told DH bc it was bothering me. Weird thing is, as soon as I told him I stopped having the dream... Until now, which of course made me SS...."anxiety dreams about procreating with exboyfrieds as a pregnancy symptom"...?? Wishful thinking ***Tw

rainbowturtles

@lund that's hilarious!
and @Hopeful87 I love the SS  

My dream last night was super gross and upsetting and I have no idea where it came from. Apparently we had put some sort of Velcro patch on my dog Penelope like YEARS ago so when we went to take it off, I peeled it back and her skin was all rotted and raw underneath!! I was so upset and mad at myself. I took it off and poor puppers was upset and I was crying trying to figure out what to do to heal it. So nasty!!!

kaitlink33

This past TWW I had dreams of dancing pregnancy tests with faint lineS, I mean hundreds of tests just dancing around

ChefRamsay

kaitlink33 said:

This past TWW I had dreams of dancing pregnancy tests with faint lineS, I mean hundreds of tests just dancing around

That would make an awesome gif

flashley-2

I just woke up from the craziest dream. DH and I went on a vacation and we were driving in an 18 wheeler. He wanted to stay in his favourite hotel because it was cheap. It was a brothel. I was pissed. He knew all the women who worked there. Then my dream switched to I worked there and someone was trying to kill me because of my choosen career. I was also pregnant at this point.

Oh man ....... I'm glad that's over !

rainbowturtles

@FLAshley bahaha WOW!

flashley-2

@rainbowturtles I know eh !!! Who dreams about working in a brothel ?!?!?? I was reading a book last week called "Confessions of a working girl". I'm only going to assume that is where it all came from ! 

kaitlink33

@ChefRamsay it probably would! 

Breath_Easy92

Last night I had a dream I was pregnant then when I gave birth it was a chocolate cake not a baby and I was confused on how the baby came out African American and then the doctor ate the cake also the women in the room next to me gave birth to a strawberry cake .... I woke up and was like now that's messed up 

dinosaur

I was jealous that everyone was paying attention to my baby but not me, and it felt like my baby had gone and made friends with all the people I didn't like... I don't even like being the center of attention. 

rainbowturtles

These are fantastic  

Uhlease13

Oh man, I have to bump this thread - these are too funny!

Im not in the TWW yet, but I remember a snippet of a crazy dream I had last night. 

I had had a huge ass bag of ruffles potato chips, like bigger than a big purse, and it was only half full but I had many other bags of chips in the cabinet that were almost empty so I started emptying the smaller bags of chips into the bigger bag, and then they were Lays (not ruffles) and I'm like well I don't like these as much but it'll do and I just kept shoveling chips into this other bag or chips nonstop. Haha no clue. 

stillclever17

Of course the BFP dreams... Last two nights. I had a dream I turned an OPK, then it happened the next morning (for the first time). Spooky. lol. I forget my dreams after like a day, but I've had vivid dreams, that I remembered when I woke up, every day since TWW started. I'm really amazed by the concept of so many people having weird dreams like that at the same time in their cycle. I'm amazed by it. 

zwink1

Well, I think someone needs to get one of those cream analysis books and start analyzing some of these.  

Last night I dreamt that I was in jail.  The dream did not specify (or I do not remember) what for. I was engaged, not to my husband, and my fiance at one point brought his new girlfriend into the jail without telling me we had broken up. Also, I have no idea why he would have brought her there. Then I took my ring off and went to go put together a puzzle to "think."

My cramps woke me up shortly after that. I'm a little sad I'll never get to find out what would've happened.

stillclever17

I had a dream some creepy guy in a park was trying to snatch my nephew. And these random people were speaking sign language to me. Which isn't that weird since I sign. 

lund

Last night I had a dream that I was in someone's backyard (I have no idea who's) and there were a lot of bees. Bees everywhere. And then I was trying to get a bee off of some girl, and a snake came out of her shirt at me.  

So, then of course I googled snake and bees in dreams. *spoiler alert* snakes and bees in dreams do not mean you're KU.

stillclever17

I had a dream last night that I was younger and seeing a guy, and my sister was being rude to him. I told her to stop, because his grandmother is the Queen (of England). He wasn't Harry or William. Must have been a cousin of theirs lol. Also he was really hotttttt.

wannabeamongoose

I'm reviving this thread because I had a nutty dream last night. I love Dance Moms and last night I dreamt that they did a dance where one girl was an egg and the rest were sperm like this: 

They all danced around the egg and one by one they left the stage until only one little sperm was left (it was Nia and she's my favorite) and she attached to the egg and they danced together. During the awards ceremony the dance got first place and while they were accepting their award I POAS (sitting in the auditorium) and got my BFP so I gave Abby Lee Miller a giant hug and thanked her for making this all possible. Because her sperm dance got me KTFU.

Edited because mobile bumping ate my awesome sperm costume photo.

canonmom413

Hahaha @Lizlann that is too funny hahaha I'm a dance mom myself so that show is my girls life lol the girls even signed a book for them as a Christmas gift ( my dads girlfriends daughter works for lifetime). What a crazy dream! 

kaitlink33

@Lizlann that is a hilarious dream, I love it. Also, glad you revived this cuz just the other night I had a dream that Donald Trump was marketing juice and fruit bars and it was called donny trump power juice and fruit bars.....not sure where the eff that came from??? Lol

saralee797-2

You know you have been watching too much Walking Dead when you dream you are running around killing people with a paring knife. Oh and by the way I'm like the biggest wuss ever. I'd be the infant irl. On the upside we're done the series until it comes back in February lol

Hopefulmommy1980

I must have watched to much walking dead too because I had a dream that I had my step kids with me and we we're trying to run away from zombies. My dh was no where to be found a and I didn't have any weapons. In my dream I was really wishing I had a knife so I could stab the zombie in the head. 

MTgirlCOworld

I had a dream where I went in vacation. When I left I was still TTA but by the time I got wherever it was I was KTFU and in my second tri. Then I went in to labor and when I gave birth they were full term. I say they cause it was quads. Which I kept losing. Like literally I would leave them places or turn around and they would disappear.

Tennis11785

@lizlann that's too funny. I love dance moms!