Monday Spam

wirtlehm

Random Spammy Here!

wirtlehm

This actually just happened:
Me: "Meijer does have Coke on sale this week... oh shit, I can't drink Coke... oh, maybe they have caffeine free Coke on sale..." (in about 4 seconds)
DH: "Way ahead of you"
he does love me!!! 

mrsstuessy

So, I ordered a pizza yesterday, "to celebrate". And when I went to pick it up and pay for it I pulled out some cash and in between the dollar bills were the pregnancy test instructions. I had laid them all down on the table and then I awkwardly had to quick grab that practically out of the man's hand. I'm just glad it wasn't a woman because I am pretty positive any man wouldn't be able to recognize what it was that quickly. 

wirtlehm

@mrsstuessy omgosh! I would've turned red for sure!

So, my boss just said, "you're pregnant aren't you, you've been grumpy lately"! Holy shit, I didn't think I was being bad at work!