Twatwaffle Tuesday

YeezusButters

It's Tuesday, y'all.

YeezusButters

This feckin' migraine can go to hell.

sami1784

I feel like I'm being a TW today.  Between allergies and lack of sleep, I'm cranky and I feel like crap.  I want to go into a bubble until it's no longer pollen season...

randishane011804

Coworkers that don't pay attention! Also clients that don't bring money to pay their bill.

Edited for extra complaint.

randishane011804

sami1784 said:

I feel like I'm being a TW today.  Between allergies and lack of sleep, I'm cranky and I feel like crap.  I want to go into a bubble until it's no longer pollen season...

This GIF makes so much sense!!

BecauseBabyIamAPug

Summer in the South and no A/C is a TW

mamafox14

My roommate lives upstairs and works nights at a venue. And every night he comes home after I'm already asleep which wakes up my dog, even though I've explicitly asked that he use the back door if it's after ten. Then he gets up in the morning, wakes up my dog again, let's the cats downstairs so they can scratch at my door, and goes back to bed. 

Pregnancy Insomnia Rage is not something people want to fuck with, why does no one understand this? 

kapowfal

Hired a contractor to fix the master bath - FINALLY!   

But, now I have to order tile, etc. Everything is either:
-$$$
-Out of stock
-Not in stock at a store near me (I'd like to see, touch, mix & match)
-Ugly

I'm glad it's getting done - it needs to be done so we have two bathrooms again. This process, however, is a TW.

Racso12

Mosquitos are my TWs this week and every week during the summer! We live on a wooded lot so it's expected, but holy crap. I can't do anything outside without getting eaten alive or dousing myself in bug spray. About every second or third house in my neighborhood has a man made pond so it's just a breeding ground for mosquitos. I have so many bites and they're so itchy!!!! Just go away you useless POS'!!!!

thepen15ismighty

I am, my ankle popped for whatever reason and made my son jump. I feel bad for laughing so hard but I didn't realize he can hear in there so well.

samantha1206

This client that I Don't even know. I had to call him and verify some things with him - which isn't even my job but I'm helping out for someone on maternity leave. And he yelled at me for calling and even made me cry. I never cry at that kind of  stuff. Usually I just get rude back and I couldn't even do it today. So he's the TW for making a pregnant lady cry when I'm just trying to make sure no one is stealing his bank information. Next time I'll just let it go thru 

rnyland1

horrible, smelly farts are a TW. there's only so much I can do to cover up the smell! Everyone at the office is going to hate me

[Deleted User]

I may be the TW today. DH needed a ride to work after dropping his car off at the garage to have yet more work done on it. I told him I would give him a ride, and then when he woke me up at 6:30 this morning I was really grouchy and made him feel bad for waking me up so early even though A. It's not his fault his car is being sh!tty, and B. I said I would give him a ride. Now I feel guilty, he feels guilty, and we are in this awkward state of not knowing how to act around each other because neither of us wants to make the other feel more cranky. 

Jodi1980

Take out place is TW ....indulging in a garden salad you know the one with the delicious ginger dressing! Totally took two big ass heaping bites of it and then noticed the tiny little fly on the top of the lid container...I was like, UGH, REALLY?!!  but then meh, oh well protein and proceeded to eat it ...SALAD that is---not the fly. Ravenous outweighs the angry...LMAO

oandmplus1

The cook in the cafeteria where I work is the TW.  I cut into my chicken today at lunch and the middle was still raw. It was so gross.  Glad I didn't take a bite before I realized it wasn't cooked.

LadyFleck

rnyland1 said:

horrible, smelly farts are a TW. there's only so much I can do to cover up the smell! Everyone at the office is going to hate me

Get some hand sanitizer and use it in vast amounts. The stingy smell of the alcohol will do wonders to cover the stingy smell of pregnancy farts.

sboston06

@sami1784 - Me tooooo!!  I hate allergies. I never had them pre-pregnancy and now they are killing me. Today it rained so I'm hoping that helps things!

deuxbouledogues

Time is my twatwaffle. I was certain that it was Wednesday and I have been thrilled for the past 12ish hours. WELL turns out its only Tuesday. Shit.

jen11797

My TW today is the guys who cut my lawn. (I know that sound ridiculous, but it's only $30, and saves my husband and I from fighting about it, so we decided it was well worth it). They are supposed to come on Tuesday mornings, and they are SO nice, but they come from a different culture that is very...relaxed with timetables? So I have to stay home all day and wait for them to show up so I can pay them and unlock the backyard gate. I hate staying home all day. Just give me a consistent time, please

rnyland1

@jen11797 I just leave the backyard gate unlocked the morning of the day they are supposed to come and mow the lawn. And then I hide a check somewhere, like underneath a mat or something. Gate gets re-locked when I get back home from work that day. We didn't keep anything of value just sitting in our backyard though. I used to do this even when we lived in a moderately sketchy neighborhood and never had any issues.

PootsDragon

TW is the baby and whatever organs he's kicking up inside my ribs today that are causing this sharp breathless feeling. Keep your feet to yourself short stuff! Also lack of tacos. I NEED MORE TACOS! DH isn't that into tacos and I already made some Sunday... Why can't every meal be tacos?!

LF93

My antenatal instructor is the twatwaffle today. I totally understand that breastfeeding is best for baby in the first few months but not every mother is A) going to be able to breastfeed for one reason or another going to be comfortable with the idea of breastfeeding. I don't agree with guilt tripping any mother who can't/won't breastfeed. Having a new baby is a big adjustment and being made feel guilty about bottle feeding shouldn't be an issue. I really expect more from professionals who have seen it all.

jen11797

rnyland1 said:

@jen11797 I just leave the backyard gate unlocked the morning of the day they are supposed to come and mow the lawn. And then I hide a check somewhere, like underneath a mat or something. Gate gets re-locked when I get back home from work that day. We didn't keep anything of value just sitting in our backyard though. I used to do this even when we lived in a moderately sketchy neighborhood and never had any issues.

That would be my preference, but it makes my husband really nervous to have the fence unlocked with the grill, house entrance, garage entrance, etc. back there. So I stay home. Until I convince him that it's really ok.

mamafox14

@PootsDragon uhh who's "not that into tacos"? That upsets me. Tacos are everything. 

coffeeandcupcakes

This ad is my TW. For some reason it's the only one I'm being shown. So many things wrong with this, especially with this site being for pregnant women. 

sami1784

I have a couple  more TW's.  The perinatal doctor that I visited yesterday hasn't put anything into my YourHealthFile thing online.  I realize I'm being impatient, but I don't like having to go through that much effort and distance to not find out anything.
The other TW is these stupid contractions.  I'm sure it's just where I'm tired and need to drink more water, but these things freakin' hurt! 

Jodi1980

@hreed7289 Poor ad placements...like having a Burger King next to Gold's Gym... and I'm sorry but that girl had amazing abs and flat stomach to begin with....TheBump trying to cash off on anything and everything I presume  

HoneyBear40

It's me. And pregnancy brain. So many little things that I know I'm supposed to remember and I'm trying to but I forget almost immediately if I don't write it down. So frustrating when your line of work is being someone's assistant. Hard to be a right-hand gal when you can't remember sh*t!

Kellyj103

The bump ads are so innappropriate! I'm always getting weight loss supplements, the last thing I want to see right now! 

winnie1122

@PootsDragon I'm with you on the taco thing. I could eat tacos everyday and be the happiest person ever but DH hates tacos because he can't eat them without making a mess and it angers him. So I never get to make tacos unless I'm willing to deal with a grumpy taco-incompetent man. It's a bit funny, but mostly just annoying because I never get tacos...

notsoblissylissy

Fucking edge park. They sent me a pump back in feburary, and I receievd a bill today.  Has this happened to anyone else? It is for $179. 

BecauseBabyIamAPug

Dragons love tacos. 
It's a book, buy it. It's awesome. 

cupcakebugx3

DH's family has decided to boycott the store we registered at and want me to change my registry...my shower is in 4 days. 

shanparadise

Clothes are my TW today. I've been pretty lucky so far on not being ginormous with these twins, but I'm starting to bust out of the bottoms of my Old Navy maternity shirts. Why aren't they longer?!

LadyFleck

@cupcakebugx3 Why the what? Please explain....

YeezusButters

BecauseBabyIamAPug said:

Dragons love tacos. 
It's a book, buy it. It's awesome. 

My kid loves that book. He has a matching shirt that goes with it.

crixiegirl

@notsoblissylissy I just ordered mine from edgepark yesterday.. hope I don't get a bill! When I spoke to my insurance company they told me to call edgepark or one other place so they better not charge! Call your insurance company and/or edgepark to see what's up?

jen11797

cupcakebugx3 said:

DH's family has decided to boycott the store we registered at and want me to change my registry...my shower is in 4 days. 

Not to be disrespectful by any means, but I think I'd ask DH to let them know that though the registry wouldn't be changing, we didn't want them to feel obligated to purchase from said store. I feel like that kind of response is gracious (and avoids the boycott discussion/argument) without actually changing your registry. If you have a decent relationship with your Inlaws, it's worth preserving. They can always give you cash or buy elsewhere themselves if they want to give you something but don't want to purchase from your store preference.