WTF Wednesday

babymish

Roll up roll up!  Display your WTF's here!

babymish

WTF to SO, he was supposed to only be working with a client until lunch time and then working from home the rest of the day.....and looking after me....

He just rocked up and it's 5.30pm.... Cheers SO.

Sparty18

@babymish I hope his excuse is that he was ring shopping for you.  Don't tell him I said that.  

babymish

Haha @sparty18 He wasn't ....he didn't even come home with a chocolate treat for me !!

picklesplease

@babymish- NO CHOCOLATE?! How rude!


My WTF is that it's only Wednesday! WTF week! You need to speed up! I have summer break to plan for, which will include a bunch of house renovations, a part-time job, a bunch of lesson plans to put together, and not much actual time off.

Lecool

WTF self. I have no motivation today, whatsoever. 

This is the Wednesdayest Wednesday of all time. 

Lecool

@babymish No chocolate!? 



@DoctorDonna Keeping these gifs FH themed

thj101

Full House FTW!

babymish

Dilynne

Wtf to this weird bruise looking thing on my neck. It was a light spot of hyper pigmented skin and now its big, super dark and a little painful.

MonaLisaRalphio

WTF to the BGs for telling me that they had reviewed a post I reported (wherein someone called an entire BMB "bitches"), and that it did not violate TOU.  So, a couple of weeks ago, I supposedly violated TOU by telling someone that they were being obtuse WHICH THEY WERE  (An actual single obtuse face.  In a large group of people.  If you get my meaning).  But calling people The B Word does not violate TOU?  Okay.  WTAF.

Edited to make it clearer who/what I was talking about and also because I accidentally placed a period before the parenthetical and I am an English teacher and that is not okay, god damn it.

sLass42

My main wtf is getting boring. WTF body give me af or something...cd45 bleck.

On a side note I've been consulting Dr. google for late implantation info and it's a good distraction. Its crazy hitting sites like the glow where everything is chaos and it's the same questions 10x..then I found this little post:

"I had went onto another forum site called TheBump and was trying to ask ladies about their symptoms before they got a BFP because I am going crazy over here, and the ladies on that forum site are really mean. They kept telling me that I was ignorant, shouldn't be having kids if I don't know what pregnancy symptoms feel like. I should stop trying to "self Diagnose" or expect the internet to give me answers. or whatever. Everyone seems pretty nice on here, glad I found this thread, so I can compare my symptoms with other ladies. I have never seen a group of women act that way towards another women who needed advice. aren't we suppose to stick together and help each other out? Another girl has asked a question about how she flew in a plane but took a couple pregnancy tests with her on the flight, the first 3 tests she took came up negative, but she bought another one from the store she was close too after she got off the plane, she had a legitimate question if X-rays or high altitude could mess up pregnancy tests. I thought it was a perfectly fine question to ask, but they just unloaded on her calling her stupid, and if these are the women breeding they fear for the future and crap...I just don't get it!"

So this is my other wtf...apparently we're meanies when people jump on to ask if they could be pregnant after taking 3 tests.... hmm someone didn't read the rules, please move along

AliciaGoose

WTF to clearblue!

I just called because I got an early false peak on my CBDA that I knew was not right because I verified it was incorrect with a dollar store cheapie. When I called I went through the process of answering a ton of questions for their response to be "Well our tests are 99% accurate at detecting the LH surge so you should go see your doctor and let them know you had this early surge so they can figure out what is wrong."

After that I was taken aback a bit and I'm not the type to argue with nice people just doing their job over the phone so I said thanks and hung up, but I am really ticked! It wasn't a surge, the stark white negative I got on the cheapie confirmed that for me. It was clearly faulty for some reason! Now granted early for me is not early for everyone else, and I probably started testing a few days later than I should have, but they made no mention of that at all! Just said that because of my cycle length the positive was before it should have been. 

I am am preparing a strongly worded facebook message (because they don't have a customer service email, what is that?!). Better hold me back, it's about to get real!

babymish

sLass42 said:

My main wtf is getting boring. WTF body give me af or something...cd45 bleck.

On a side note I've been consulting Dr. google for late implantation info and it's a good distraction. Its crazy hitting sites like the glow where everything is chaos and it's the same questions 10x..then I found this little post:

"I had went onto another forum site called TheBump and was trying to ask ladies about their symptoms before they got a BFP because I am going crazy over here, and the ladies on that forum site are really mean. They kept telling me that I was ignorant, shouldn't be having kids if I don't know what pregnancy symptoms feel like. I should stop trying to "self Diagnose" or expect the internet to give me answers. or whatever. Everyone seems pretty nice on here, glad I found this thread, so I can compare my symptoms with other ladies. I have never seen a group of women act that way towards another women who needed advice. aren't we suppose to stick together and help each other out? Another girl has asked a question about how she flew in a plane but took a couple pregnancy tests with her on the flight, the first 3 tests she took came up negative, but she bought another one from the store she was close too after she got off the plane, she had a legitimate question if X-rays or high altitude could mess up pregnancy tests. I thought it was a perfectly fine question to ask, but they just unloaded on her calling her stupid, and if these are the women breeding they fear for the future and crap...I just don't get it!"

So this is my other wtf...apparently we're meanies when people jump on to ask if they could be pregnant after taking 3 tests.... hmm someone didn't read the rules, please move along

@sLass42 wowzers, unfortunately you cannot reason with stupidity.

That must have happened a while ago, the snark this board once had is a distance (fond) memory

Mylitta

WTF to my coworkers. Today is one of my coworkers last day... so those of us on the team pitched in for us all to have pizza. Cue pizza arriving and a different team descending like wolves before those who put in originally had even gotten a chance to get what they have paid for. They then get peeved that I asked them for money to pitch in.

Now, if I had elected to pay for this as a nice treat for everyone I would have no issue with any and everyone having some. But it's not my money! These others pitched in to get it and you're eating their lunch before they even know it's here! Seriously. So those who scheduled it all now have to call back later for another pizza because we made sure to get others theirs first, but now have no lunch

meilay

@sLass42 that's also annoying because as irritated as it gets for people to really try and ask strangers from the internet if they're pregnant, I also don't think I've ever seen anyone be told they shouldn't be having kids because they can't figure out on their own if they're pregnant. The women here can be snarky, sarcastic, blunt, etc. but people aren't outright cruel.

My WTF is people who piss around on the weight machines at the gym. Use your phone in the locker room! Go get on a treadmill or elliptical and half-ass your workout! But don't get on a machine of which there are only 2 in the entire place and spend 5 minutes scrolling your instagram feed or whatever!!! Ugh!!! The only thing I like to do at the gym is lift but I'm not yet comfortable/confident enough to use the free weight area. It's so aggravating when people take up weight machines just to look busy at the gym. 

sLass42

@mylitta wow, office scavengers are hardcore I used to have to hide my lunch so it wasn't stolen from the fridge. I started bringing creepy stuff in tupperware and that solved the problem...
@babymish yeah it was 2013 I think, but I see it alot on other boards. They do a drive by and then complain.
Check yo facts, it's like they can't handle

ETA- pizza is not for shares

MelissaM090

My WTF is my rec center where I just started taking classes. I love everything about it except for the changerooms. The main changerooms when I go every evening is giant hoard of small, wet children who get every surface in there soaking wet after their swimming lessons so you can't be in sock feet while changing and it's a struggle to be able to set any of your stuff down. Then I was so happy to discover another changeroom upstairs by the fitness studio, but my happiness only lasted 30 seconds until I realized all 40 women in my class were trying to use the room meant for maybe, 6 people. 

Yesterday I was so worn out and over it from a really tough class that I just straight up left without changing. In yoga capris and a t-shirt. In really cold weather. The weather needs to hurry up and GET WARMER so I can start changing before I go.

Sparty18

WTF brain!  Guysssss.... I totally just said DPO instead of DSO (business term) when talking to a coworker.  No matter how hard I try, I can't control the crazy!  

mtmama2

Sparty18 said:

WTF brain!  Guysssss.... I totally just said DPO instead of DSO (business term) when talking to a coworker.  No matter how hard I try, I can't control the crazy!  

Last week I accidently wrote in a patient's chart that "payment arrangements were in place with patient's DH" so I totally know the feeling! haha

You know you're on TB too much at work when you start using bump acronyms IRL!

ShadeofGreen816

My WTF is TK/TB. I have tried to change my username like 3 times and it won't seem to take! Maybe I should just give up! 

krisnicole23

My WTF is I went this morning to open hours for anatomy lab to study for my upcoming practical exam.  I turned on my computer once I sat down in the lab and the first thing that showed on my screen was TheBump.com forums hehe.  Oops!  Forgot to close that window.  I got a few shifty eyes and raised eyebrows from some classmates.  So what I'm on a pregnancy community forum!?!  Move along.

cabu14

WTF guy I am training to do what I do.. first of all your breath smells like gross coffee, and you sipping black coffee on my desk is really annoying.  Even more so that the smell of your black coffee is making my stomach turn.  Not happy.  Second, your attitude could use some improvements.  Sometimes I cant even stop my self from real life snark... 

Like you guys - there were two ways to do this one thing today.. and it didn't matter which way to do it.. neither way would be faster/better/different outcome.. so I just went one way.. and he kept saying "why didn't you do it the other way" and I said IDK because it doesn't really matter so this is the way I did it.. he kept saying it so finally I snarked "Fine, I'll do it your way!" and went all the way back out of what I was doing and got all the way back in.. he just chuckled like I was joking.  Well I wasn't.  You are irritating. And I am not smiling. 



Whats the greateest is that he is a temp from a recruiting agency so - if anything he should not be attitudey because if it doesn't work out - good bye. Am I evil? I feel evil

CoonMom

I'm sorry I feel like every week I have the same thing but.....WTF to my body. AF has never been late. My boobs have been more sore than usual. My temp has stayed high for 15 days miss one. But all I get are negative tests. Stop screwing with me! I think even DH will be extremely disappointed if AF shows.

Mylitta

@sLass42  We also had a rash of people stealing other's lunches. Which resulted in a lot of whining facility all emails... ugh. It worked out, so no worries. But it just makes me frustrated. I do however being my lunch in and simply rely on cold packs. No trust, ha.
I am curious though what 'creepy stuff' entails? 

Eta: words are important 

stardust317

I'm WTfing my body this week.  I know it can take awhile to regulate after birth control...but sheesh, I wish I wasn't so miserable in the process.  Cramps the last 3-4 days and today was the day of eating all the things and crying about chicken.  I'm just ready to move on.

sLass42

@Mylitta haha creepy stuff= hummus, stews, meatloaf, and anything that you'd have to open and dissect to figure out it 's contents. Strong smells were a must.  I did that after I realized my lean cuisines didn't stand a chance.