Never Have I Ever

ahernandez16

Stolen from May! This site/app sucks but if we're stuck using it, might as well have some fun. 

Time for a round of Never Have I Ever (NHIE).

Type something in the comments that you've NEVER done. 

If you have done it, Love Tit it.
If you haven't, maybe you should try?

The dirtier the better! 

ahernandez16

I'll start!

NHIE had sex with anybody other than my husband. 

WinniethePoohsPants

Never have I ever fingered my DH!

goldie987

NHIE used any illicit drug

TNvols27

NHIE had sex with a girl

goldie987

Can I add more than one since people are being lame and not commenting? 

NHIE had sex in public

DeePaddy24

NHIE had someone walk in on us during sex 

fishwife799

NHIE made out with another woman

Mr0616

NHIE had a threesome 

ahernandez16

NHIE had anal sex. 

splsmama2016

Sgoldberg247 said:

Can I add more than one since people are being lame and not commenting? 

NHIE had sex in public

18 year old me was stupid.... Lol.....

NHIE gotten beyond stupid drunk and passed out after puking all over myself.

fishwife799

NHIE seen an uncircumcised penis on an adult

I fell the need to explain I have only seen them while changing diapers otherwise 

VikingGirl12

NHIE used food as a prop during sex.

WinniethePoohsPants

Nhie tasted my own breast milk 

VikingGirl12

DeePaddy24 said:

NHIE had someone walk in on us during sex 

My mom  it's still so painful 

ahernandez16

VikingGirl12 said:

DeePaddy24 said:

NHIE had someone walk in on us during sex 

My mom  it's still so painful 

My DAD. The fucking worst. 

DeePaddy24

VikingGirl12 said:

DeePaddy24 said:

NHIE had someone walk in on us during sex 

My mom  it's still so painful 

  NOOOO! 

WinniethePoohsPants

DeePaddy24 said:

NHIE had someone walk in on us during sex 

Brother in law. It was awful!!!

VikingGirl12

ahernandez16 said:

VikingGirl12 said:

DeePaddy24 said:

NHIE had someone walk in on us during sex 

My mom  it's still so painful 

My DAD. The fucking worst. 

Yep. You win.

DeePaddy24

ahernandez16 said:

VikingGirl12 said:

DeePaddy24 said:

NHIE had someone walk in on us during sex 

My mom  it's still so painful 

My DAD. The fucking worst. 

I think I would actually die! Omg! 

AmberLiz99

Never have I ever used a sex toy 

Lyette1206

NHIE had tater tots...

Lyette1206

Okay, and a dirty one... NHIE received or given analingus (ps - how crazy is it that analingus has its own word?)

MamaNicoleof3

NHIE walked in on someone else having The Sex. 

WinniethePoohsPants

Lyette1206 said:

Okay, and a dirty one... NHIE received or given analingus (ps - how crazy is it that analingus has its own word?)

That means rim job, right? I'm too scared to google it.

MamaNicoleof3

WinniethePoohsPants said:

Lyette1206 said:

Okay, and a dirty one... NHIE received or given analingus (ps - how crazy is it that analingus has its own word?)

That means rim job, right? I'm too scared to google it.

I just threw up in my mouth. 

BabyboyS2016

MamaNicoleof3 said:

NHIE walked in on someone else having The Sex. 

This should have a trademark. 

goldie987

MamaNicoleof3 said:

NHIE walked in on someone else having The Sex. 

My parents when I was like, 12 or 13, old enough to figure out what was going on pretty quickly....talk about awkward

AmberLiz99

@WinniethePoohsPants I was wondering too but didn't want to look it up 

BabyboyS2016

NHIE had sex in an airplane. 

splsmama2016

Lyette1206 said:

NHIE had tater tots...

You need to fix this. Lol. 

ahernandez16 said:

NHIE had anal sex. 

Ugh. Apparently a lot of booze makes people do stupid things...

BabyboyS2016

AmberLiz99 said:

@WinniethePoohsPants I was wondering too but didn't want to look it up 

It is a rim job. 

MamaNicoleof3

shannonrnbsn said:

MamaNicoleof3 said:

NHIE walked in on someone else having The Sex. 

This should have a trademark. 

If @Palisson would ever come back, she could TM it for us. 

VikingGirl12

Wtf is a rim job? Please don't make me google.

BabyboyS2016

A blow job for your butthole

MamaNicoleof3

@VikingGirl12- when was the last time you ate? Because I don't think you really want to know. 

WinniethePoohsPants

VikingGirl12 said:

Wtf is a rim job? Please don't make me google.

Licking someone's tooty toot.

BabyboyS2016

MamaNicoleof3 said:

@VikingGirl12- when was the last time you ate? Because I don't think you really want to know. 

Aw see. Us nurses just throw it out there like it is - food or not! 

ahernandez16

MamaNicoleof3 said:

NHIE walked in on someone else having The Sex. 

My little brother (19). He left the door open and the lights on and I was home. I didn't even stand a chance. 

VikingGirl12

WinniethePoohsPants said:

VikingGirl12 said:

Wtf is a rim job? Please don't make me google.

Licking someone's tooty toot.

I so badly want to love your post because "tooty toot" has me snorting out loud. But indont want anyone thinking I've been a part of that action.

MamaNicoleof3

VikingGirl12 said:

WinniethePoohsPants said:

VikingGirl12 said:

Wtf is a rim job? Please don't make me google.

Licking someone's tooty toot.

I so badly want to love your post because "tooty toot" has me snorting out loud. But indont want anyone thinking I've been a part of that action.

I'm laughing so hard at "tooty toot" right now. Cannot stop giggling.