If you ever feel somethin weird, drink water. Unless you've just had a bunch of water, then go pee. That usually takes care of just about everything and confirms that it's normal.
@michellezoccola please know we are very nice and supportive people but we do get tired when we see the exact same thread about 40 times in a 3 month time span I love the search function and when I have a question I use it phrasing several different ways and usually find something similar
Things that are not normal: Being addicted to meth Eating a pack of cigarettes dipped in chocolate Braiding your pubic hair and pinning in a bun Addressing anyone and everyone as Cornelius Starburst Only feeling comfortable urinating in the cereal aisle of your local supermarket Sex dreams involving Rush Limbaugh
Things that are normal: Cramping Spotting Morning sickness Headaches Mood swings involving anger or sadness Gas pains Constipation Moderate- to extreme irrational worry about innocuous events
Alright, TMI moment, but I had to laugh at 'peeing in the cereal aisle' comment because I have literally said out loud 'I should just put a litter box next to the bed so I don't have to actually go into the bathroom 5 times a night'. I NEVER would, but I was just so tired and frustrated, my husband laughed so hard and won't let me live it down. Thanks for conjuring up that memory @PinkLady2015.
If you ever feel somethin weird, drink water. Unless you've just had a bunch of water, then go pee. That usually takes care of just about everything and confirms that it's normal.
My first two diagnostic questions with my preschoolers is 1) Do you need to poop? 2) When was the last time you drank water?
ETA: I was really sick at school a few weeks before break and must have looked it because one of my 3yo students said "YOUR STOMACH WON'T HURT IF YOU DON'T HOLD YOUR POOP IN!" (say that in your head with a nice Southern accent). I laughed so hard I puked a little.
Alright, TMI moment, but I had to laugh at 'peeing in the cereal aisle' comment because I have literally said out loud 'I should just put a litter box next to the bed so I don't have to actually go into the bathroom 5 times a night'. I NEVER would, but I was just so tired and frustrated, my husband laughed so hard and won't let me live it down. Thanks for conjuring up that memory @PinkLady2015.
When I went to the hospital to deliver my first kiddo, the nurse said she was going to have to give me a catheter and I remember saying "YES!!! I have been wanting one of those my whole pregnancy!!" She gave me a "WTF?" look, but man.....I was so happy to have that cath for five days not have to get up out of bed to pee every few hours.....
I've started to look forward to these posts because I want to see how @ButterMyBiscuit responds.... Lol. I know. I'm awful. Also... I'm considering started a thread for how to deal with the aches/pains and Braxton Hicks. My BH always start at like 12 weeks so I'm sure other women are already dealing with it.
Things that are not normal: Being addicted to meth Eating a pack of cigarettes dipped in chocolate Braiding your pubic hair and pinning in a bun Addressing anyone and everyone as Cornelius Starburst Only feeling comfortable urinating in the cereal aisle of your local supermarket Sex dreams involving Rush Limbaugh
Things that are normal: Cramping Spotting Morning sickness Headaches Mood swings involving anger or sadness Gas pains Constipation Moderate- to extreme irrational worry about innocuous events
Okay, this NEEDS to be made into a pinned post "Things that are/are not normal" -- please, admins, please!
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July BMB May Signature Challenge
Being addicted to meth
Eating a pack of cigarettes dipped in chocolate
Braiding your pubic hair and pinning in a bun
Addressing anyone and everyone as Cornelius Starburst
Only feeling comfortable urinating in the cereal aisle of your local supermarket
Sex dreams involving Rush Limbaugh
Things that are normal:
Cramping
Spotting
Morning sickness
Headaches
Mood swings involving anger or sadness
Gas pains
Constipation
Moderate- to extreme irrational worry about innocuous events
July BMB May Signature Challenge
Married: May 16th 2015
ETA: I was really sick at school a few weeks before break and must have looked it because one of my 3yo students said "YOUR STOMACH WON'T HURT IF YOU DON'T HOLD YOUR POOP IN!" (say that in your head with a nice Southern accent). I laughed so hard I puked a little.
OMG @PinkLady2015 that just made my day!