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splsmama2016

Guise.... I'm literally dying of laughter right now because of all of this. I'm sitting in a chair at the hair dressers (yes. I am coloring my hair. I'm going to hell because my kid is going to die from the chemicals... Insert eye roll), processing, and my stylist is concerned because I'm laughing... Thank you for keeping me entertained!!

ps. I hate you Canadians and your BOGO blizzards....

starkeyclan

sdLindenberg said:

Guise.... I'm literally dying of laughter right now because of all of this. I'm sitting in a chair at the hair dressers (yes. I am coloring my hair. I'm going to hell because my kid is going to die from the chemicals... Insert eye roll), processing, and my stylist is concerned because I'm laughing... Thank you for keeping me entertained!!

ps. I hate you Canadians and your BOGO blizzards....

Gurl. I totally got my hair did today as well! We can go to hell together

I also second you on the hatred for BOGO blizzards! 

HBamama2B

Oh of course you post on my post to tell me how you 'had that too along with ever other ailment' but didn't have issues and they were easily solved, but not causing you difficulty in the first place cause you're soooo awesome. Meanwhile I'm lying on the couch unable to summon enough energy to make it to the fridge to get ice cream to cry into. >:| Thaaaaaaanks Rainbow shite.

Mr0616

sdLindenberg said:

Guise.... I'm literally dying of laughter right now because of all of this. I'm sitting in a chair at the hair dressers (yes. I am coloring my hair. I'm going to hell because my kid is going to die from the chemicals... Insert eye roll), processing, and my stylist is concerned because I'm laughing... Thank you for keeping me entertained!!

ps. I hate you Canadians and your BOGO blizzards....

I did the same.  Our kids can be friends. 


Also---tree fell on my house early this morning. You ladies made a somewhat stressful day very funny  

June 16....fabulous!

MamaNicoleof3

HBamama2B said:

Oh of course you post on my post to tell me how you 'had that too along with ever other ailment' but didn't have issues and they were easily solved, but not causing you difficulty in the first place cause you're soooo awesome. Meanwhile I'm lying on the couch unable to summon enough energy to make it to the fridge to get ice cream to cry into. >:| Thaaaaaaanks Rainbow shite.

Sorry, girlie I'd totally pull my exhausted, weak and achy butt off the couch to bring you ice cream. 

MsBeachNJ

@Huskerfanz sorry for the delay my bump wouldn't work for a few hours! yes she's contracting- they are keeping her overnight & giving her steroids... 

HBamama2B

MamaNicoleof3 said:

HBamama2B said:

Oh of course you post on my post to tell me how you 'had that too along with ever other ailment' but didn't have issues and they were easily solved, but not causing you difficulty in the first place cause you're soooo awesome. Meanwhile I'm lying on the couch unable to summon enough energy to make it to the fridge to get ice cream to cry into. >:| Thaaaaaaanks Rainbow shite.

Sorry, girlie I'd totally pull my exhausted, weak and achy butt off the couch to bring you ice cream. 

Thank you so much. I'm sorry you're going through it, but glad I'm not the only one otherwise I'd feel so crazy!

lunagrl79

I had a non alcoholic beer tonight with my dinner in honor of st pattys day. It. Was. Awesome. 

MamaNicoleof3

@HBMama2B- it definitely sucks, and I'm sorry we're both cursed! 

MamaNicoleof3

lunagrl79 said:

I had a non alcoholic beer tonight with my dinner in honor of st pattys day. It. Was. Awesome. 

Nummmmmm

Huskerfanz

MsBeachNJ said:

@Huskerfanz sorry for the delay my bump wouldn't work for a few hours! yes she's contracting- they are keeping her overnight & giving her steroids... 

That's good she's getting the steroids!  Hopefully her contractions slow down and aren't productive! 

MamaNicoleof3

Where was this when all the drive bys were asking us to interpret their USs? I've failed miserably. 

Tawny87

Huskerfanz said:

MsBeachNJ said:

@Huskerfanz sorry for the delay my bump wouldn't work for a few hours! yes she's contracting- they are keeping her overnight & giving her steroids... 

That's good she's getting the steroids!  Hopefully her contractions slow down and aren't productive! 

Speaking of the steroids have they given you any yet @Huskerfanz ? I know you were having contraction and cervix issues.

Huskerfanz

Tawny87 said:

Huskerfanz said:

MsBeachNJ said:

@Huskerfanz sorry for the delay my bump wouldn't work for a few hours! yes she's contracting- they are keeping her overnight & giving her steroids... 

That's good she's getting the steroids!  Hopefully her contractions slow down and aren't productive! 

Speaking of the steroids have they given you any yet @Huskerfanz ? I know you were having contraction and cervix issues.

Not yet.  Since the contractions haven't been productive so far (cervix is stable at 2.8ish and not dilated at last check) they don't want to do them yet.  They want to slow them down so they don't amp up and start making changes.  However, since my fetal fibronectin came back positive, they may do the steroids soon.  I have a dr appt tomorrow morning so we'll see what they are thinking.  I've been crampy this week despite the procardia so I'm a little nervous about dilation as that's what happened with DS.

ahernandez16

This was my Facebook status last year. I laughed so hard. 

Real talk: baby bath tub poops will forever be god awful. Although... apparently not bad enough to prevent me from getting pregnant on purpose 6 months later. 

Tawny87

Huskerfanz said:

Tawny87 said:

Huskerfanz said:

MsBeachNJ said:

@Huskerfanz sorry for the delay my bump wouldn't work for a few hours! yes she's contracting- they are keeping her overnight & giving her steroids... 

That's good she's getting the steroids!  Hopefully her contractions slow down and aren't productive! 

Speaking of the steroids have they given you any yet @Huskerfanz ? I know you were having contraction and cervix issues.

Not yet.  Since the contractions haven't been productive so far (cervix is stable at 2.8ish and not dilated at last check) they don't want to do them yet.  They want to slow them down so they don't amp up and start making changes.  However, since my fetal fibronectin came back positive, they may do the steroids soon.  I have a dr appt tomorrow morning so we'll see what they are thinking.  I've been crampy this week despite the procardia so I'm a little nervous about dilation as that's what happened with DS.

Yeah, I still had a ton of contractions even with the procardia too. I didn't start effacing til 32 weeks and never dialated but I think I would have gone into labor by myself a few days after my emergency c if I had still had been Preggo. 

starkeyclan

@Sgoldberg247 for the win on the "Ultrasound confusion" board. I was real confused as to why that was up on the feed again. 

Also, "takes one to know one" often comes to mind when the random posters come along claiming we just like to start drama and be snarky...

Lastly, we're finally setting up our crib! (Yep, that's what we do at 10:30 on St. Patty's day now!) it's nice to finally be making progress on this nursery!

splsmama2016

@KOR121 OMG!!!!!! Thats awful!!!! Please tell me you guys are all ok!!

You, @junebabyjoy and I can all be salon buddies My hair dresser nearly PISSED HERSELF when I walked in with my belly. I forgot she didn't know Im pregnant.. Oops!

GinnyJ2012

Last night was girls night out. Since it was St Patrick's Day and I couldn't drink the girls treated me to loaded tots and nachos! I think I have a food hangover this morning! 

Lilwatz

@ahernandez16 Ugh.  My kid was a constant pooper the beginning of her life.  We used to give her a faux hawk after baths where she pooped.  At one point she lived with a faux hawk.  Since she's been in the regular tub it's happened 3 time.  THREE TIMES.  Clearly the only option is to move or gut the entire bathroom.

I did get some good advice from a friend of mine.  Don't bathe them in your tub--for this very reason.  She has (and we have) a jacuzzi tub in our master.  It's much easier to bath them in the big space, but don't fall for it.  Her son pooped in the tub and it went into one of the jets.  She had to turn it on to get it to shoot out!

CourtJack

MamaNicoleof3 said:

Where was this when all the drive bys were asking us to interpret their USs? I've failed miserably. 

This made me LOL on the bus this morning. That is some funny sh$t.

crdo

Conversations with H:

Mr0616

Lilwatz said:

@ahernandez16 Ugh.  My kid was a constant pooper the beginning of her life.  We used to give her a faux hawk after baths where she pooped.  At one point she lived with a faux hawk.  Since she's been in the regular tub it's happened 3 time.  THREE TIMES.  Clearly the only option is to move or gut the entire bathroom.

I did get some good advice from a friend of mine.  Don't bathe them in your tub--for this very reason.  She has (and we have) a jacuzzi tub in our master.  It's much easier to bath them in the big space, but don't fall for it.  Her son pooped in the tub and it went into one of the jets.  She had to turn it on to get it to shoot out!

OH MY GOSH.  I WOULD BLEACH EVERYTHING AND NEVER USE THE TUB AGAIN. 

@sdLindenberg - We are good.  House isn't horrible, but needs some immediate repairs. Until that can be done, we are hotel bound for a few nights. Upside, free breakfast.  And I'm pregnant (did you guys know that already?!) so I will eat all the things.   Hashbrowns can count as tots. 

crdo

@KOR121: Whoa, I missed this. Glad y'all are ok!! 

MsBeachNJ

@KOR121 glad to hear you're all ok! How scary!! Enjoy that hotel & of course permission to eat everything!! 

HBamama2B

@kor121 so glad everyone is safe!! Enjoy your free breakfast and no dishes!

candicek15

GinnyJ2012 said:

Last night was girls night out. Since it was St Patrick's Day and I couldn't drink the girls treated me to loaded tots and nachos! I think I have a food hangover this morning! 

OMG those look glorious. WHY ARE THERE NO TOTS IN CANADA?!?!

Mr0616

HBamama2B said:

@kor121 so glad everyone is safe!! Enjoy your free breakfast and no dishes!

I didn't even think of that.  No dishes.   Genius. 

kwife15

Carter's is having an awesome online sale!

alysemci

10 best ways to piss off a pregnant woman. Scary mommy kills me 

https://www.scarymommy.com/10-ways-to-piss-off-a-pregnant-woman/?utm_medium=partner&utm_source=someecards

DeePaddy24

FYI: Gap Kids (at least here in Canada), has mystery sales on right now. You pick a card & can get surprise savings for a purchase. I got 50% off my entire purchase, & my mom got 40%! We got well over $100 of the cutest stuff for just $50 combined! 

PBear93

@ginnyj2012 that looks amazing.  I may need to make something like that tonight or tomorrow.  

Emztron500

I'm going for a job interview right away and I am freeeeaking oooooooooout. And really wishing I owned maternity nylons. 

kwife15

Good luck @emztron500! You'll totally nail it [insert imaginary gif since I still don't know my way around here]

DeePaddy24

Good luck @Emztron500

MamaNicoleof3

You got this, @Emztron500!!

crdo

Crush it, @Emztron500!

MrsAlliKat

Good luck @Emztron500! You got this, mama!

Mr0616

@deepaddy24 uh oh.  That sounds like a great sale, wonder if US stores are doing it.  

Annnnddd...
Based on the personal news of quite a few on this board....can we agree to say EFF CANCER. THE TOTS HATE YOU. 

Grandmother just got got out of surgery and it's confirmed that she has tracheal cancer. 
She has never smoked a day in her life. 
Should I reopen the smoking daycare thread?  
Smoking still does cause cancer, along with a shit load of other things. #science 

mkemommy

Good luck @Emztron500 !!