Help plz need to know

jordan001

If ur period is irregular , then how do u know when ur most fertile ?

CoonMom

What? Trying to consume??

Taking your temp first thing in the morning will confirm ovulation.

Please read the posts for newbies pined at the top of the board!!!!

sarah0985

I think she meant consummate? I'm irregular and temping as well as cm and cp can give an idea into your cycle. Read the posts at the top and participate in the wto/tww threads to gain more insight and ask questions.

ArtlessIbex

It helps us a lot to understand your question if you spell out all the words fully.
As to when you're most fertile, please read Taking Charge of Your Fertility by Toni W. It will teach you how to chart and how to know your fertile days, even if your cycles are irregular.
There are many women on here with long or irregular cycles, but with temping and charting, they can all know their fertile days.

R0824H

Omg OP like u totez gots to stand on ur head for like 20 minutes so the sperms wont fallz out.....

What the hell do people do those three days they are not allowed to post? It's too early for this crap...

OP please type like an adult and LURK the pins on the top of the thread.

addyplusone

What? Come on. For real?

Lulucooks

If you're consuming the sperm, you won't get pregnant

sarah0985

Throat babies instead of butt babies??? )

BostonBaby1

jordan001 said:

If ur period is irregular , then how do u know when ur most fertile ? And when trying to consume , can the all of the sperm come out of u b4 it has a chance to make it to the egg ?

Please read and lurk… Stick around for a while. It's definitely worth learning the answers to your questions.

britters314

I'm pretty sure she means conceive. It was probably autocorrect that changed it.

MEA0320

The grammar...it too early for this :-/

chrlyr

BostonBaby1 said:

jordan001 said:

If ur period is irregular , then how do u know when ur most fertile ? And when trying to consume , can the all of the sperm come out of u b4 it has a chance to make it to the egg ?

Please read and lurk… Stick around for a while. It's definitely worth learning the answers to your questions.

You need to phrase it in a way she'll understand.

Plz read & lurk b4 u post ur q.

KyCat

Please please please read the newbie guide at the top of the page.

FloridaStanley

bcooke314 said:

I'm pretty sure she means conceive. It was probably autocorrect that changed it.

Yeahhh no. Try it. It doesn't happen.

PrimRoseMama

Yeah, consuming the sperm isn't going to get you pregnant.

 

DumbledoresArmy

@lulucoops omg I almost peed my pants laughing. Hey guys what does QFP mean?

BostonBaby1

chrlyr said:

BostonBaby1 said:

jordan001 said:

If ur period is irregular , then how do u know when ur most fertile ? And when trying to consume , can the all of the sperm come out of u b4 it has a chance to make it to the egg ?

Please read and lurk… Stick around for a while. It's definitely worth learning the answers to your questions.

You need to phrase it in a way she'll understand.

Plz read & lurk b4 u post ur q.

PrimRoseMama

bcooke314 said:

I'm pretty sure she means conceive. It was probably autocorrect that changed it.

We most likely know that...just having a bit of fun. Why so serious?

Kristin712

DumbledoresArmy said:

@lulucoops omg I almost peed my pants laughing. Hey guys what does QFP mean?

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JournoGrl23

Hhmmm I don't know. Maybe OP thinks consuming sperm allows it to build up in your blood stream and increases chances of fertility! Like a daily vitamin.

FloridaStanley

JournoGrl23 said:

Hhmmm I don't know. Maybe OP thinks consuming sperm allows it to build up in your blood stream and increases chances of fertility! Like a daily vitamin.

Yikes

JournoGrl23

FloridaStanley said:

JournoGrl23 said:

Hhmmm I don't know. Maybe OP thinks consuming sperm allows it to build up in your blood stream and increases chances of fertility! Like a daily vitamin.

Yikes

That was supposed to be a joke by the way. I just realized that probably didn't translate well. I have an odd sense of humor. I'm used to interacting with my coworkers. We all make fun of each other.

Jen080916

JournoGrl23 said:

FloridaStanley said:

JournoGrl23 said:

Hhmmm I don't know. Maybe OP thinks consuming sperm allows it to build up in your blood stream and increases chances of fertility! Like a daily vitamin.

Yikes

That was supposed to be a joke by the way. I just realized that probably didn't translate well. I have an odd sense of humor. I'm used to interacting with my coworkers. We all make fun of each other.

I read an article saying semen has chemicals that have similar effects of antidepressants, so hey your joke isn't too far off LOL

BostonBaby1

JournoGrl23 said:

FloridaStanley said:

JournoGrl23 said:

Hhmmm I don't know. Maybe OP thinks consuming sperm allows it to build up in your blood stream and increases chances of fertility! Like a daily vitamin.

Yikes

That was supposed to be a joke by the way. I just realized that probably didn't translate well. I have an odd sense of humor. I'm used to interacting with my coworkers. We all make fun of each other.

I took it as a joke ;-)

JournoGrl23

I'm glad it was taken as a joke! I was worried for a minute there. And @hotmessexpress0809 I haven't heard that before. That's really interesting!

MissAmeliaPond

BostonBaby1 said:

Hhmmm I don't know. Maybe OP thinks consuming sperm allows it to build up in your blood stream and increases chances of fertility! Like a daily vitamin.

Yikes

That was supposed to be a joke by the way. I just realized that probably didn't translate well. I have an odd sense of humor. I'm used to interacting with my coworkers. We all make fun of each other.

I took it as a joke ;-)

I got the joke! DH's sense of humor is very similar. I literally LOL'd at the daily vitamin thing.  )

Also OP, read Taking Charge of Your Fertility (TCOYF) and learn about charting. You won't know when you're fertile unless you're tracking ovulation, especially with irregular cycles. I have an extremely regular cycle, and I ovulate way later than is typical, and would never have known without charting and temping.