I love the word twatwaffle. The twatwaffle in my life today is the dog owner at the dog park who literally lost it when my rambunctious pup took her dog's extra tennis ball from where it was lying on the ground and ran around with it for 15 seconds. I sometimes wonder if doggie parents are worse than human parents, or maybe at least on par (we'll be TTC our first so it will be a whole new world for us). I apologized and brought it back to her but she still left grumbling out loud about me!
The twatwaffle in my life today is my own damn stomach. I'm trying to eat healthy to prepare my body for a BFP, but I have such a sweet tooth that pumpkin roll was my breakfast. I couldn't force myself to the strawberries and flaxseed energy balls today.
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Today it's one of my students' mom. She's borderline harassing me. And I just wanna tell her: ma'am your daughter is not being responsible and she is not taking advantage of these opportunities you keep pestering me about giving her! So fall back and harass your girl, not me! Ugh.
No offense to yall who have kids already. But if someone says "sure, she can do this test over" and she never comes to do it over, that's not the teacher's fault.
The sellers of my house are still major twatwaffles. Today I had to scrub their hair off the bathroom shower tiles so I could shower without feeling gross, I can't put any of my food away because the cabinets are beyond nasty, the floor is sticky in spots, DH had to soak one of the sinks because it was coated in kitty litter and we're going to have to call a junk removal company because they left a ton of crap in the basement. Every time I open a cabinet or door:
Who's not a twatwaffle today? My realtor. She is a saint. She's sending over two cleaning ladies on her dime.
My skin is being a twatwaffle this week, I need to not be a 31 year old with hormonal acne. I'm breaking out the Mandelic acid peel when I get home today, dryness be damned!
My skin is being a twatwaffle this week, I need to not be a 31 year old with hormonal acne. I'm breaking out the Mandelic acid peel when I get home today, dryness be damned!
I still get acne like a 13 year old. Do the acid peels you mentioned work well? I've tried some but no avail!
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My dog is being a twatwaffle. My job if flexible so I can work from home almost whenever I feel like it, so last week I worked from home 4 out of 5 days. I think my dog got spoiled having so much mom time. He's been a huge weenie since yesterday, just walking around whining randomly and barking at us when we're home trying to get to go outside all hours of the day. Stop sassing me, dammit!
@addyplusone I use Makeup Artist's Choice peels, which are professional strength (unlike say, the ones at Sephora) and work, but do have some drawbacks. The mandelic acid I mentioned is great for acne but also causes some tightness and flaking for a few days, which I am willing to deal with at this point.
Sadly enough, my good friend is being a twatwaffle today!!!! Now that she decided to start TTC, she's an expert and telling me to - you guessed it - "just relax and let it happen." I'm like oh yeah? Why don't you tell that to your poor sister who's lost two babies in the past year? The next time she gets pregnant, tell her to just relax so she doesn't lose the baby. Yes I'm being melodramatic but I'm pissed the fuck off.
Just relax?
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
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Hormones. My hormones are a twatwaffle. I've cried at work today. Twice. My mom, who is having surgery for pancreatic cancer this week, texted me to say they had to put down one of our childhood dogs and that the circle of life is a bitch. I burst into tears immediately at my desk. Then a sad song can on Spotify and I burst into tears again a couple hours later. Ugh usually I'm very analytical and level-headed. Fuck you hormones. This is not the time or place to work through emotional issues!
@sd2012 Ha ha ha.....dogs.....I freaking love mine to death and I love it more when he "talks" but usually he doesn't talk much to me. When i come home from work he says a little and when he's hungry, but my DH can get him to talk up a storm!! They are hilarious together. but he's started doing this begging thing on a much more frequent and regular basis and I'm afraid he's going to hurt himself.
@MNturnsVA My dog is an a**hole and I love him more than is probably healthy. He only talks to me and DH minimally (when he's feeling sassy) but we lived with my parents for a while and he used to go on and on to my mom. Probably because he knew she would take him on a walk or pet him if he talked at her enough. She's a good dog grandma.
So many am I's and googable (word?) questions. I was talking about this to my H and he said I should put a link to "Let me google that for you" https://lmgtfy.com/ . On here you put in what to google like "OPK multiple positives" and it will give you a link like this https://lmgtfy.com/?q=OPK+multiple+positives . Then when you click it it opens google, types in the phrase, hits google search, and then shows google results. Its pretty funny in a passive aggressive way.
Sounds like a hell of a day, @noelietrex. I hope all goes well with your mom's surgery.
I like it @jhems776. Paste link, the end. I'm about over this nonsense. Is it really that hard to read and understand test instructions? Or to Google? No. No it isn't.
My skin is being a twatwaffle this week, I need to not be a 31 year old with hormonal acne. I'm breaking out the Mandelic acid peel when I get home today, dryness be damned!
I have acne soooo bad.... I can't get rid of it. It will only get worse once I get my BFP. thank god for good makeup
My patient is a twatwaffle. Stop following me around and bugging me about the same silly thing over and over again... and please stop yelling at the staff for nonsense. I literally hid in the breakroom until one of the nurse aides left so that he would be distracted and I could bolt in the other direction.
@addyplusone I use Makeup Artist's Choice peels, which are professional strength (unlike say, the ones at Sephora) and work, but do have some drawbacks. The mandelic acid I mentioned is great for acne but also causes some tightness and flaking for a few days, which I am willing to deal with at this point.
Might have to try it! I'm so sick of it already! Any and all bc's I was on previously only made the issue worse. So I might have to take the good with the bad. I can fix the dryness
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My brain is a twatwaffle today. I can not concentrate for shit. I'm considering skipping my night classes because my Professor never stays on topic or keeps people from wandering into other random subjects. Le sigh.
The twatwaffle in my life today is my own damn stomach. I'm trying to eat healthy to prepare my body for a BFP, but I have such a sweet tooth that pumpkin roll was my breakfast. I couldn't force myself to the strawberries and flaxseed energy balls today.
If it makes you feel any better I ate nachos for breakfast for like the last 3 days, just because I wanted to! Pumpkin roll does sound so good!!
Work is a twatwaffle for telling me that I may have travel during my next potential FW. It's only a day or two trip, but it's a long flight and it's gonna mess with my temps and making timing hard. AND I just told DH that I really would like him to be home that week when he said work wanted him to travel (though his was a 2 week trip that would have entirely wiped out chances of good timing). I can't very well tell work that I can travel because it might mess up my ovulation and ability to track it.
The twatwaffle in my life today is my own damn stomach. I'm trying to eat healthy to prepare my body for a BFP, but I have such a sweet tooth that pumpkin roll was my breakfast. I couldn't force myself to the strawberries and flaxseed energy balls today.
If it makes you feel any better I ate nachos for breakfast for like the last 3 days, just because I wanted to! Pumpkin roll does sound so good!!
Oh nachos sound so good right now!!
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My skin is also a twatwaffle. I've been off OCPs for 7 months now and it's still completely freaking out. Like cystic acne all down my cheeks. I just bought a clarisonic mia2 and I think it's actually helping. It's at least made the bumps go down, not so much the redness, but I can cover that with good concealer. But my self confidence has really taken a hit.
And some of my coworkers have the worst attitudes. We have to be here, but we don't have to make each other miserable. Twatwaffles.
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Just another twatwaffle for the day. My freaking hiccups. Literally have had them for hours!! I've held my breath, drank water upside down, I even did a headstand.. let's be done now!
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@housewifehobbyist Thank you!!! It's really helped with the texture of my skin so far.
What face wash do you use with it? Just a normal cleanser? I bought the acne package with it that came with the acne brush attachment and a cleanser, but it has salicylic acid, which I read is questionable while TTC.
Married 2011
TTC #1 since April 2015
Fur child: One awesome Golden Retriever IUI August 2016 : Cancelled due to polyp September 2016: Polyp removal/hysteroscopy October 2016: IUI #1- BFN November 2016: IUI #2- BFN December 2016: IUI #3 - BFN January/February 2017 - IVF + ICSI + PGD March 2017 - FET
Just another twatwaffle for the day. My freaking hiccups. Literally have had them for hours!! I've held my breath, drank water upside down, I even did a headstand.. let's be done now!
Following the acne comments/suggestions! I feel ya.
The VA is a twatwaffle for, among other things, paying almost nobody who is using education benefits this semester. And not telling anybody when or why. Really?
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One of the special educators I work with is a twatwaffle for refusing to understand that my client may be having behavior challenges in math because he has Autism and isn't on grade level. Therefore he can't do grade level math you are expecting of him without support and/or accommodations. Of all the people on the kids team (besides maybe me) you should be the most knowledgeable and understanding of this challenge and know the difference between the 1:1 providing support as outlined in the IEP and behavior plan and just hanging out with student because they think it's fun.
@housewifehobbyist Thank you!!! It's really helped with the texture of my skin so far.
What face wash do you use with it? Just a normal cleanser? I bought the acne package with it that came with the acne brush attachment and a cleanser, but it has salicylic acid, which I read is questionable while TTC.
I use Murad which also has SA in it. From what I've read, SA wash is no big deal since its only on your face for two minutes before you rinse it off. Serums may be more problematic.
I have another twatwaffle to add... My uterus. BFN and I'm gonna go ahead and uncork the wine, I'm THAT confident about how this cycle is going.
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@joleri23 I love that game! Can't remember the name of it, but I can remember the sounds (especially baby Mario crying).
One of my students is being a twatwaffle. Our midterm was today. He showed up late (he ALWAYS shows up late). He did not have the necessary Accuscan form (like a scantron). He did not have a pencil. Yes, he missed class last week, but the test and its requirements were on the schedule on the syllabus and on the checklist posted online (the course is half online). Then he asks me if there is a test next week. Does he think we would have no tests for eight weeks and then two tests in a row? He acted shocked that this test was the midterm. Then he goes home and emails me about his grade. At least when he said "i don't understand whats going anymore" I believe him.
My dog is for sure being a twatwaffle today. Between the time DH left the house this afternoon and the time I came home, she vomitted a huge pile of leaves on my rug in the living room. And I was so nice in bringing home a new doggy bed for them today! Bring gifts, get vomit in return. This is why we can't have anything nice. 8-|
Just another twatwaffle for the day. My freaking hiccups. Literally have had them for hours!! I've held my breath, drank water upside down, I even did a headstand.. let's be done now!
@addyplusone Lemon wedge!! Take a slice of lemon and place it in your mouth and suck for like a second or maybe less and hiccups are gone! It's kind of amazing how fast it works and it ALWAYS works! I used to get chronic hiccups and lemons saved my sanity!
@housewifehobbyist Thank you!!! It's really helped with the texture of my skin so far.
What face wash do you use with it? Just a normal cleanser? I bought the acne package with it that came with the acne brush attachment and a cleanser, but it has salicylic acid, which I read is questionable while TTC.
I use Murad which also has SA in it. From what I've read, SA wash is no big deal since its only on your face for two minutes before you rinse it off. Serums may be more problematic.
May or may not have read that as SA - semen analysis. X_X
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My students are twatwaffles. If you take a naked selfie and put it online a teacher will eventually find out and have to deal with it. Now I have to have a meeting with the deputy principals tomorrow to discuss what I heard. For christ sake you are 13! Put the camera down and go outside and play!
@housewifehobbyist Thank you!!! It's really helped with the texture of my skin so far.
What face wash do you use with it? Just a normal cleanser? I bought the acne package with it that came with the acne brush attachment and a cleanser, but it has salicylic acid, which I read is questionable while TTC.
I use Murad which also has SA in it. From what I've read, SA wash is no big deal since its only on your face for two minutes before you rinse it off. Serums may be more problematic.
May or may not have read that as SA - semen analysis. X_X
Ah! Gross!! **you know you spend too much time on The Bump when...**
Re: Twatwaffle Tuesday
You may have ovulated between CD 15 and CD 18. [Click Here] for more info.
If you wish to use your OPK as your primary fertility sign, [Click Here] to switch your ovulation detector to the OPK/Monitor detector.
Considering this is my first month temping (previously using OPK/Monitor detection), I was amused by the suggestion.
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No offense to yall who have kids already. But if someone says "sure, she can do this test over" and she never comes to do it over, that's not the teacher's fault.
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I like it @jhems776. Paste link, the end. I'm about over this nonsense. Is it really that hard to read and understand test instructions? Or to Google? No. No it isn't.
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I just bought a clarisonic mia2 and I think it's actually helping. It's at least made the bumps go down, not so much the redness, but I can cover that with good concealer. But my self confidence has really taken a hit.
And some of my coworkers have the worst attitudes. We have to be here, but we don't have to make each other miserable. Twatwaffles.
IUI August 2016 : Cancelled due to polyp
September 2016: Polyp removal/hysteroscopy
October 2016: IUI #1- BFN
November 2016: IUI #2- BFN
December 2016: IUI #3 - BFN
January/February 2017 - IVF + ICSI + PGD
March 2017 - FET
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M/C 3/3/14 Due 10/8/14
Rainbow Koen (DS) born 7/9/16
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What face wash do you use with it? Just a normal cleanser?
I bought the acne package with it that came with the acne brush attachment and a cleanser, but it has salicylic acid, which I read is questionable while TTC.
IUI August 2016 : Cancelled due to polyp
September 2016: Polyp removal/hysteroscopy
October 2016: IUI #1- BFN
November 2016: IUI #2- BFN
December 2016: IUI #3 - BFN
January/February 2017 - IVF + ICSI + PGD
March 2017 - FET
The VA is a twatwaffle for, among other things, paying almost nobody who is using education benefits this semester. And not telling anybody when or why. Really?
ntnp #2 . summer 2018
*siggy warning*
ttc#1 . jul 2015
mmc . mar 2016 | 6w2d
dx PCOS (non-IR) / subclinical hypothyroidism . summer 2016
tx metformin, levothyroxine, LP progesterone, femara + trigger + ti . fall/winter 2016
BFP! . jan 2017
DD . oct 2017
Married: October 2014
TTC #1 since September 2015
I use Murad which also has SA in it. From what I've read, SA wash is no big deal since its only on your face for two minutes before you rinse it off. Serums may be more problematic.
I have another twatwaffle to add... My uterus.
BFN and I'm gonna go ahead and uncork the wine, I'm THAT confident about how this cycle is going.
IUI August 2016 : Cancelled due to polyp
September 2016: Polyp removal/hysteroscopy
October 2016: IUI #1- BFN
November 2016: IUI #2- BFN
December 2016: IUI #3 - BFN
January/February 2017 - IVF + ICSI + PGD
March 2017 - FET
Lemon wedge!! Take a slice of lemon and place it in your mouth and suck for like a second or maybe less and hiccups are gone! It's kind of amazing how fast it works and it ALWAYS works! I used to get chronic hiccups and lemons saved my sanity!
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