Parenting Truisms

NeonNoon

Everything needs cleaning, always

There's no such thing as plans

harmonicbabe26

As soon as you get used to something they do, they change...

Geeps2

They grow up so quickly.  In the blink of an eye, they are grown.  

mandyreads

They sleep through the night one night...only to wake every 20 mins the next.

marijaa333

They are hungry, need a diaper changed or need to be held at exactly the moment you have something on the stove that needs stirring, or an important phone call scheduled, or are in the shower.

niknak1208

As soon as you change their diaper, they poop.