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MrsDepo

johna51 said:

@johna51 wow! It's time for you to It was SO not okay for you to say that.

But it's ok for anyone else to say what they want right I don't know you guys And you guys don't know me yeah ok my grammar isn't the best so let's pick on them

OP kindly fornicate elsewhere and munch upon a large juicy diseased phallic object.

Like you mom

Oh shit! We got a your mom joke! Oh..pardon me, I mean a "you mom" joke.

MagicMikki

walbs said:

MagicMikki said:

walbs said:

johna51 said:

missteacherlady16 said:

No but seriously, OP, your posts are extremely hard to decipher.

Maybe written communication isn't for you...

Maybe being a mom isn't for you

What the actual fuck is wrong with you? What kind of a person says that to someone? Sorry you got all butthurt because you were called out for having the grammar of a second grader, but this is seriously rude and uncalled for. If you don't like it here, then just leave. I promise we won't miss you.

Nah. That's an insult to my second grader. Her spelling and grammar is WAY better than @johna51 's.

Oops! You're definitely right, didn't mean to offend her

I LOL'd just now, @walbs!

MagicMikki

johna51 said:

BirdsofParadise081614 said:

@johna51 wow! It's time for you to



It was SO not okay for you to say that.

But it's ok for anyone else to say what they want right I don't know you guys And you guys don't know me yeah ok my grammar isn't the best so let's pick on them

ScarReallyDidIt said:

OP kindly fornicate elsewhere and munch upon a large juicy diseased phallic object.

Like you mom

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ETA: I would bust out my red pen English-teacher style, but I'm on mobile. This'll do!

missemmawoodhouse

Congrats @johna51. You're a dude trolling a TTGP forum on a Saturday night. Maybe it's time to reevaluate.

wassuphoes

Everycol0r

Thou hast warn out thine welcome like a thorn in the sweet, meaty flesh of a chastened foot. Though your beloved whispers sweet nothings of future progeny in the future of your intertwined lives, alas it seems that an irreparable change of heart may have occurred. Oh, affable masculinity will get you nowhere but here, sing song and flee. Flee! For now, though, woodland trolls, sweet, tinkling fairies & brilliant unicorns fill the forest, hope abashed.

missteacherlady16

johna51 said:

No but seriously, OP, your posts are extremely hard to decipher. Maybe written communication isn't for you...

Maybe being a mom isn't for you

That was uncalled for.

So where all the other comments

Look, I'm not going to say what I really want to say but in no way shape or form have I personally ever doubted your abilities to parent. But because I told you THE TRUTH that your posts are hard to read that somehow makes me unfit to be a parent? 

Seriously...maybe you should look in a freaking mirror because no matter how butthurt I get over some things, I never resort to that kind of level. That is a whole new kind of hurtful. You should be freaking ashamed of yourself.

You are a man-child. Please leave - this is an adults only area. 

eta: reported. 

GrumpyCatSaysNo

I'm thinking that maybe there's a reason for OP's wife's reluctance to have a kid with this specimen. I wouldn't want to have a kid with someone like this. I think the wife is being smart.

I'm thinking Kentucky Klondike Bar.

MagicMikki

Everycol0r said:

Thou hast warn out thine welcome like a thorn in the sweet, meaty flesh of a chastened foot. Though your beloved whispers sweet nothings of future progeny in the future of your intertwined lives, alas it seems that an irreparable change of heart may have occurred. Oh, affable masculinity will get you nowhere but here, sing song and flee. Flee! For now, though, woodland trolls, sweet, tinkling fairies & brilliant unicorns fill the forest, hope abashed.

I just read this in my very best Shakespeare voice.

redshoes2015

redshoes2015

And also...

MrsDepo

ScarReallyDidIt said:

Is anyone else reminded of Cartman from OPs behavior and comments?

Fun fact, watching South Park right now.

CharmBombExplosion

ScarReallyDidIt said:

Is anyone else reminded of Cartman from OPs behavior and comments?

I just reread his posts in Cartman's voice. Perfect.

wassuphoes

ScarReallyDidIt said:

Is anyone else reminded of Cartman from OPs behavior and comments?

Dubs5253

And are we sure today isn't twatwaffle Tuesday? Because I have something to share.

redshoes2015

I didn't think about Cartman. This is more the vibe I was getting from OP:

GrumpyCatSaysNo

PrimRoseMama

So, a baby will definitely not fix your inability to communicate in a respectful way, OP. In fact, I would definitely put off having children until you & your wife attend some marital counseling. You could also benefit from some individual counseling.

The remark you made was insanely unacceptable, inappropriate, unfair & mean. Please show yourself out. Your behavior has earned you the boot. Don't let The Door hit you where the good lord split you! :-h

I'm concerned that if you fly off the handle at the drop of a hat that the added stress of a newborn might send you into a dark & dangerous place. If you speak to strangers like this, how must you treat your wife? If she is reluctant to TTC with you then it's time to do some soul-searching.

If I was your wife then I would be pumping the breaks, hard.

kpalt

missemmawoodhouse said:

Congrats @johna51. You're a dude trolling a TTGP forum on a Saturday night. Maybe it's time to reevaluate.

I can't love this enough.  

Also, if this set you off that much I am actually terrified what you would do with actual real issues you have to deal with.  You remind me of my (crazy, abusive) ex-husband.  Also, it's super weird that you are coming here....I just have to say it.  If your wife is unsure of having a child, why would that make you want to go to a forum where women are talking CM, AF and all those other things only girls really want to know and talk about?  Why would you spend so much time and effort here being ridiculous and saying horrible things.

Oh and I also reported.  What you said is awful, uncalled for and totally the opposite of what this forum is all about.

firebaby688

Congrats on getting reported your first day here!

Also, props to @missteacherlady16 for being a classy lady despite the horrible comment.

missteacherlady16

firebaby688 said:

Congrats on getting reported your first day here! Also, props to @missteacherlady16 for being a classy lady despite the horrible comment.

Everycol0r

@missteacherlady16 & @PrimRoseMama are some of my fave peeps.

silverwood

@johna51, Do the other illiterate meatheads down at the box company think you act like a little bitch too, or are we the only ones who have noticed? 

I doubt science is your best subject, but hopefully it's better than your grammar. Anyway, I'll help you out here. Tell your wife that the first step to getting pregnant is that she has to have sex with a man. Little bitches are a no go. 

That's right. I am not a classy lady... (bottle breaks)... bring it, bitch. 

PrimRoseMama

Everycol0r said:

@missteacherlady16 & @PrimRoseMama are some of my fave peeps.

:x

This community gives me all the warm, fuzzy feels. I'm lucky to know you all.

Let's all eat cake!!!

urani

johna51 said:

Bunch of bitch nothing better to do then talk about someone's miss use of grammar maybe that why none of you can conceive you're all on here trolling around commenting and trying to make yourselfs feel better by putting down other would tell you guys to go suck a dick but apparently none of you guys a good at it

Dude, I (kind of) defended you much earlier when someone posted a rude comment to you. But you're really out of line here.

Wishing infertility on people is just plain wrong.

You really need to take a step back.

silverwood

You can't get pregnant from sucking dick. This explains a lot. You are putting it in the wrong place, idiot. 

missteacherlady16

johna51 said:

Bunch of bitch nothing better to do then talk about someone's miss use of grammar maybe that why none of you can conceive you're all on here trolling around commenting and trying to make yourselfs feel better by putting down other would tell you guys to go suck a dick but apparently none of you guys a good at it

It's interesting that you're calling us a trolls when you're the one name calling and wishing infertility on a bunch of internet strangers. 

You're so cool. 

kpalt

johna51 said:

Bunch of bitch nothing better to do then talk about someone's miss use of grammar maybe that why none of you can conceive you're all on here trolling around commenting and trying to make yourselfs feel better by putting down other would tell you guys to go suck a dick but apparently none of you guys a good at it

PrimRoseMama

johna51 said:

Bunch of bitch nothing better to do then talk about someone's miss use of grammar maybe that why none of you can conceive you're all on here trolling around commenting and trying to make yourselfs feel better by putting down other would tell you guys to go suck a dick but apparently none of you guys a good at it

Um, what? I have two kids. My fellatio abilities are outstanding! Just ask my husband!

Dear, I think you are just trying to be offensive & obnoxious now. It's really, what is the term...boring?

Why are you so upset with is about the grammar issue? It's really and truly not something to get your knickers in a twist about & go spazzoid about.

If you freak out about this how is your wife to talk with you about basic things? I'm serious. It seems like you dig your heels in & fight dirty when you disagree @johna51 ? Do you not see how this could hurt you in your personal relationships?

bookqueen

**ticker**

johna51 said:

Bunch of bitch nothing better to do then talk about someone's miss use of grammar maybe that why none of you can conceive you're all on here trolling around commenting and trying to make yourselfs feel better by putting down other would tell you guys to go suck a dick but apparently none of you guys a good at it

You've been reported again. Way to go on trying to get yourself banned.

ETA: might as well just leave because you are going to get no help here, so you're just trolling now. So long!

abqblondie09

johna51 said:

Bunch of bitch nothing better to do then talk about someone's miss use of grammar maybe that why none of you can conceive you're all on here trolling around commenting and trying to make yourselfs feel better by putting down other would tell you guys to go suck a dick but apparently none of you guys a good at it

missteacherlady16

PrimRoseMama said:

:x This community gives me all the warm, fuzzy feels. I'm lucky to know you all. Let's all eat cake!!!

That cake tho. 

firebaby688

johna51 said:

Bunch of bitch nothing better to do then talk about someone's miss use of grammar maybe that why none of you can conceive you're all on here trolling around commenting and trying to make yourselfs feel better by putting down other would tell you guys to go suck a dick but apparently none of you guys a good at it

Sucking dick is terrible TTC advice. The sperm is going in the wrong place!

Also, I'm pretty sure there's no scientific link between infertility from Internet forum participation.

Everycol0r

@johna51 My feelings are super hurt.

Not really. Toodles.

PrimRoseMama

CAKE I SAY!!!

Everycol0r

I'm curious as to why @BumpAdmin hasn't banned @johna51 yet for vulgar name calling & trolling?

missteacherlady16

Also, I am side-eyeing the hell out of OP's lone love-titter.

Post-it.