Clearly, I am getting mother of the year award this year!

niknak1208

So who can't use a little laugh today?  Friday night my mom and I went to see Furious 7.. because I am a huge Paul Walker person so we had to see it opening night of course!  Behind us, sits a mother with her three very small children.  The youngest was not even 3.. had a pacifier and was asking for his babba consistently through the movie.  Middle child was probably 4 yrs old. Oldest was probably 8 or 10.  Of course the fast movies are full of violence, language.. not exactly kid appropriate!!   So I posed on FB about this and said something like.. sorry lady.. you are not getting mother of the year award this year I'm afraid.. 

well .. she obviously cannot get mother of the year award because clearly this award belongs to me. I know this because yesterday my 2 yr old DD is annoyed at my 6 yr old DS who is bugging her about something..  and she very sternly points her finger at him and said 'Brother, I don't have time for this sh*t'!  

Obviously.. that award is mine.. hands down.  LOL  Not exactly a proud moment! I almost fell over when she said it!!!  

jerseygirl227

Lol!  That is too funny!  As a teacher, I am impressed that she used it appropriately and in context, lol.  

I think slipping with a bad word is a lot less damaging than taking toddles to see Furious 7!

BTW, how was the movie?

jessyluscious77

Haha! "Out of the mouths of babes!"

The things kids pick up on when you don't think they are listening! My husband's daughter from his first marriage said "Mother F*cker" when she was 2 1/2 when we were at the zoo. She cracked herself up with that too! Shocked me! That was several years ago, and I'll never forget the look on her face! Innocence and mischievousness all rolled together!

niknak1208

jessyluscious77 I was trying soo hard not to laugh!!  Then of course my son keeps saying Mom!! Mom!! Livy said sh*t!!  I said yes Collin.. I know but that does not mean that you can also say it. Geesh. I said Livy.. we don't say that word.. that's a naughty naughty word.  She looks at me.. throws her hands up in the air and said sorry mommy.. I don't have time for this ok.  lol LIke does that work mom? I adjusted..are you happy now?  

jerseygirl227  lol Her language is very 'developed'. In the last couple of weeks, I've noticed that she's saying complete sentences. It amazes me. She counts to 24.  She says all the months of the year.. like in the correct order.  Days of the week in the correct order. I've been totally amazed by her lately. She remembers songs she's heard like once. She'll come up to me and says mamma that's ridiculous. Of course in baby talk but still!! It's probably partly because her older brother never stops talking so she learns a lot.  

I loved the movie! It was the best one so far for sure. I thought Fast 6 was nuts and this was just insane. The stunts were really really crazy. I was kind of apprehensive because I knew that Paul only finished about 85% of filming before he died and they were doing a lot digitally and using his brothers and I was afraid it would mess with the authenticity of the movie but they did an excellent job. There were a few parts where I thought.. hmm I don't think that's him.  But mostly you never would have known.  They did a tribute in the end that was just perfect. It was so sad honestly. Everyone in the theater was clapping and cheering and crying. Truly a good man and I think they honored him well.    

blinky2112

niknak1208 said:

So who can't use a little laugh today?  Friday night my mom and I went to see Furious 7.. because I am a huge Paul Walker person so we had to see it opening night of course!  Behind us, sits a mother with her three very small children.  The youngest was not even 3.. had a pacifier and was asking for his babba consistently through the movie.  Middle child was probably 4 yrs old. Oldest was probably 8 or 10.  Of course the fast movies are full of violence, language.. not exactly kid appropriate!!   So I posed on FB about this and said something like.. sorry lady.. you are not getting mother of the year award this year I'm afraid.. 

well .. she obviously cannot get mother of the year award because clearly this award belongs to me. I know this because yesterday my 2 yr old DD is annoyed at my 6 yr old DS who is bugging her about something..  and she very sternly points her finger at him and said 'Brother, I don't have time for this sh*t'!  

Obviously.. that award is mine.. hands down.  LOL  Not exactly a proud moment! I almost fell over when she said it!!!  

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My little sponge hasn't gotten to the more "colorful" words yet but his 2.5yo mouth insists on yelling "GO" any time we stop in traffic.
Totally my fault. I completely verbally badger other people's driving skills in traffic!

*Uh,green means go buddy!*

niknak1208

My little girl is just a ham most of the time. The colorful language, I'm afraid, was my fault this time. I think I've let that sentence creep out far too many times during our hectic morning rush to school and work. This morning I was getting dressed and I was sitting on the toilet and had my pants in front of me and she's carefully looking at my pants.. looking back at me.. looking at my pants.. back at me. Finally she says.. mamma those pants not gonna fit you. I said oh yes they do honey and she says.. no mamma those pants too small.

lol Quite the little boost of confidence she gave me. So apparently I'm mouthy AND I'm fat.