Just for fun - You know you're pregnant when...

ewenner · March 2015

Your normally DD chest has grown to DDD and yet somehow has begun to look really small in relation to your ginormous stomach.

mattandlora · March 2015

You know where all the decent public bathrooms are between your house, daycare, work, and your normal errands.

jerseygirl227 · March 2015

You haven't taken leftovers home from a restaurant in weeks, even though you never used to be able to finish a meal.

vastinekelly · March 2015

Your husband goes and gets you a banana split for breakfast ☺️

jerseygirl227 · March 2015

vastinekelly said:
Your husband goes and gets you a banana split for breakfast ☺️

That's freaking awesome!!!

CML11 · March 2015

--85% of your clothes in the closet doesn't fit anymore.
--You want to punch the next person that tells you how great you look, even though you just threw up your last meal minutes before.
--You want to yell "Seriously???" when you hear someone talk about the pain from their single blood draw.

niknak1208 · April 2015

You pee every time you sneeze or cough too hard. (which of course happened to me this morning when I was dropping off the kids. Thank GOD you couldn't see it on the outside of my pants but I thought great.. just great. lol)

blinky2112 · April 2015

You stop talking to your coworkers 'cause you're too busy concentrating on not barfing at this moment!

supersarah77 · April 2015

You're grateful it's still pants weather because reaching past your belly to shave your legs would be way too difficult.

sidey1 · April 2015

You tell your husband that the sound of his breathing is annoying the crap out of you..

ewenner · April 2015

sidey1 - This is so true! It seems that recently everything my husband does annoys me - breathing, chewing, sleeping too far on "my" side of the bed, etc. Poor guy! He's so tolerant of my constant state of annoyance!

niknak1208 · April 2015

You wish you could wear pajama pants and slippers to work every day. (This is my current dream. My pants are currently digging into the bottom of my belly and it's driving me insane. I'm thinking my 2 yr old DD was right when she told me my pants were too small and wouldn't fit me. lol )

jerseygirl227 · April 2015

supersarah77 said:
You're grateful it's still pants weather because reaching past your belly to shave your legs would be way too difficult.

Speak for yourself, lol. It's not been pants season here in Arizona for about a month now, lol. I've got three months to go and I am already finding it uncomfortable to shave my legs.

niknak1208 · April 2015

I'm shaving my legs every day because I cannot stand the feeling of not shaving.. BUT I am having extreme difficulty doing so. lol I had to have an internal exam at the OB the this week and even though I had to undress from the waist down.. I still left my flats on because there's no way I can reach my toes to paint them and I think my feet look gross. lol

sidey1 · April 2015

Yup, I feel bad for the poor guy but I'm in a don't touch me, don't sit near me, don't breath on me phase... lol..thankfully he's not taking it personally...