September 2015 Moms

Wanna hear a 3 year old funny

My ds announced yesterday that HE had a baby in his tummy too.  He said he was having a girl baby and I was having a kid baby (which I guess means boy lol).  He said the baby's name was Gummy.  He said the baby made him feel queasy and bad.  lol

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Re: Wanna hear a 3 year old funny

  • That's so funny. I have an almost 4 year old. Him and 2 year old went to my check up today he asked the midwife when she was listening to the heartbeat if she was going to open my belly up and then he told her he was going to have a baby in his belly when he gets bigger. Kids are so funny.
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  • I was driving to my doctor appt about two weeks ago and my 3 year old ds said "mommy, do you want a boy a girl or a puppy?" Ha then at Church that Sunday someone asked him the same question and he told them he wanted a car!!!! I said well it better be a matchbox car then. This kid :-p then today he told my friend that I have five babies in my belly!
  • @Elizabeth043086 that's adorable! Bless him
  • 3 is such a fun age, challenging but they make up for it with the funny things they say! Mine will put his head on my belly and say, "it's laughing in there" then give my belly a kiss and runs off.

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  • My daughter just turned 4. Lastnight she was looking at the M21 handout that had a fairly pregnant belly on it. She said that when I get that big the baby is going to rip out of my belly so that they can play.
  • Ima FTM so I dont have anything like this but your kids sound adorable! I cant wait for my little one to grow upand say the cute funnt things haha
  • lol guys, I LOVE hearing these.  This is my first experience because ds 1 was only 17 months when ds 2 was born, so he had NO idea what was going on.

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  • The little boy that I nanny for is 2.5. He looks at me and says, "you have a baby in your belly, that is so silly"! Lol, it probably does seem silly at that age.
  • Hahahaha
  • These stories are so cute. Kiddos have so much going on in those little heads! Must be so fun when you finally get to hear what they are thinking.
  • My daughter is only 21 months and is a little behind on speech due to some ear aches that have been hard to treat. So I haven't gotten any cute convos like this. Your children sound adorable! I bet talking to them is fun:)
  • rxt3611rxt3611 member
    edited March 2015
    My 4 y/O DS tried to use my handheld ultrasound machine to listen to the baby in his belly. Apparently he is having a little boy baby, and I am having a little girl baby, lol. Love their little imagination :)
  • Too cute.

    My six year old Scarlett said she never ever wanted a baby in her tummy. I said that was certainly her choice but not a concern for many years. She said "GOOD. Because I don't think I could live off of slushies and Alligator Ices like you did with me. Babies make people eat weirdly."
  • As a FTM I don't have stories like these...but my dad cracked me up the other day...He points to the gin gins on the table and says "what are those?" I said they are candies to help with nausea. He said "I had one I thought it was regular candy.....I didn't think it was all that good"...I then asked him if his stomach felt any better after...haha
  • I told my 2 yr old daughter that I have a baby in my tummy and she quickly lifted my shirt and said "No, No baby!" Then she went and found her baby doll and tried to stick it under my shirt.
  • Only told my 3 year old yesterday.  (At my second prenatal appointment), I'm 12 weeks.  Basically because she's a blabber mouth.

    Things she said since then:
    "The baby is a girl baby and we should name it silly."
    "Is the baby still in there?" (repeated a million times) - I am sure that one will get old
    "I can't eat until the baby gets out"
    "How did the baby get in there?"

    Then I told her I had to pee really bad
    "When you pee will the baby come out?"

  • Oh and "I think the baby likes songs" while she was singing
    "Can I tickle the baby"   I told her it's not nice to tickle little little babies, because if they don't like it, they can't move away.  She would like to know if she can tickle other babies we know.  1 is just shy of 6 months, and the other is 15 months.   Never mind she is incapable of tickling.
  • My daughter is only 21 months and is a little behind on speech due to some ear aches that have been hard to treat. So I haven't gotten any cute convos like this. Your children sound adorable! I bet talking to them is fun:)

    My kid did not really talk until 2, and a year + later never stops chatting. 

    It'll happen when she's ready. 
  • DS is 3.5. He told me the baby's name is Lamp, while looking at the lamp on his nightstand. Somehow, this has stuck. Now pretty much everyone calls the baby Lamp.

    He wants a sister. He said this by yelling, "I want a baby that does NOT have a pee-nus!" I think he's slowly coming around to the idea that we can't choose whether the baby has a "pee-nus" or not.
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