NTTCA35R...What is you craziest auto corrected or speech to text?

sonpetitlapin

What is you craziest auto corrected or speech to text received or sent?

So Saturday, SO was out and on his way home he sent me a speech to text asking if we had anymore neck bones left because he was thinking about making bull penis as a treat for the family.  I just about fell off the bed laughing so hard.  OMG it took me about 20 minutes to gather myself together.  Bull Penis = boiled peanuts. 

I love reading those auto correct blunders.  They crack me up.  have you had any crazy funny experience with auto correct or speech to text?

hooligans4

Don't have anything funny like that but I'm forever putting in wrong words. I have sausage fingers and always hit the wrong letter and I never read it before I hit send. I guess some day it's going to happen to me.

Austrogermokee

So, thanks to lap surgery, I have two small incisions on either side of my abdomen. Between that and the usual V area, my torso looks a lot like a smiley face. 

I started using the term SMILECROTCH (complete with all caps) to describe it, and now my phone autocorrects "smile" to SMILECROTCH.

KirstenAlecia

I don't have any really great, make you laugh till it hurts ones but not long ago I texted H. 

We were meeting at the Verizon store to change service and upgrade my phone. I had tested him during the day asking if we were still on schedule for that. He said yes. I meant to text  him "OK I'll meet you at Verizon"

But it auto corrected it to "OK I'll meet you at bedroom"

Seeing that we were benched it was funny to us. He was in a meeting at work and said he actually laughed....yup out loud... a real LOL. ;P

Nikolie93

Oh, I have way too many. 

The other day my BFF told me she was getting a pedi and I said "Ohhhh....a penis!!! What color?" 

And just so you know, ALL of my auto corrects usually involve penis :-bd

CML11

My husband refers to my trigger shot as "trigger sh$t" because my phone auto corrected it that way. It makes me laugh whenever he says it, so he's kept it going of course.
He's also nicknamed my Lupron =Loco (Spanish for crazy).