FFFC

deidremaria

you bishes are WHACK! (Remember whose favorite word that is?) yesterday's UO was boring as fuck so imma need you hoes to try this shit again and combine UO and FFFC. Mmkay? Thanks!

JWest07

A totally lame fffc: with all the new toys I've decided I will pack some up and rotate every 6 weeks, but I'm afraid I will never get my head out of my arse and actually rotate.

Keckers

I'm addicted to eating LO's blueberry puffs... They are officially my new favorite snack. Pretty sure I've eaten half the container in the past few days.

tamaraaaa

We have a $150 prime rib in the fridge for Christmas dinner and went to a Chinese buffet instead.

deidremaria

joytomylifex said:

We have a $150 prime rib in the fridge for Christmas dinner and went to a Chinese buffet instead.

@-)

deidremaria

Here's a confession: Dylan doesn't like my mom and I'm kinda glad. Grandma wars is her major and I don't like that she's always telling her friend whose grand daughter is 4 weeks younger than Dylan what her grand daughter should be doing that Dylan is already doing.

tamaraaaa

deidremaria said:

Here's a confession: Dylan doesn't like my mom and I'm kinda glad. Grandma wars is her major and I don't like that she's always telling her friend whose grand daughter is 4 weeks younger than Dylan what her grand daughter should be doing that Dylan is already doing.

My ILs came to visit and Isla hated my MIL... We go in two weeks to see them and I'm hoping this super attached phase lasts until then so I can really be sure she knows that my kid dislikes her as much as I do.

Also, I dread toddler age when I'm going to have to watch what I say and do in regards to the ILs so that she doesn't repeat it to them... My kid will totally be the one at daycare going "shit!" if I don't start watching it soon...

SoulTermination

joytomylifex said:

Also, I dread toddler age when I'm going to have to watch what I say and do in regards to the ILs so that she doesn't repeat it to them... My kid will totally be the one at daycare going "shit!" if I don't start watching it soon...

I'm already pretty certain A's gonna pick up calling stupid drivers "cunt" from me... *cough* :-?? #-o :-S

rtv3

I opened DD's stocking for her after she went to bed. What with church in the morning and family stuff all day we didn't open our presents until just before her bedtime and didn't get to stockings. There was nothing in there that she cares about, a paci clip, a headband, and a few mum mum crackers. I still feel kinda bad :-P

juniper75

I was holding in a little gas at MIL's yesterday - tried to move away from the crowd and let a little out. It came out louder than expected. DD heard it and I guess assumed it came from her. She started dancing around saying I tooted over and over again. I said; yes you did honey, yes you did....

Abcollins57

Someone gave me a really hideous necklace at work and I re gifted it to my husbands aunt that I don't like, even though she doesn't really wear jewelry. Then I went on and on about how much I liked it when she opened it...

deidremaria

Abcollins57 said:

Someone gave me a really hideous necklace at work and I re gifted it to my husbands aunt that I don't like, even though she doesn't really wear jewelry. Then I went on and on about how much I liked it when she opened it...

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Talltrees82

When DH and I had friends over last weekend, I got super annoyed with him at 2am when he didn't want to turn down the music. They were playing beer pong in the room below our bedroom and I wanted to get in at least a few hours of sleep so I could function in the morning. I ripped all the sheets off our bed and took all the pillows and slept on the floor of LO's room all night.

Talltrees82

celticlullaby said:

Talltrees82 said:

When DH and I had friends over last weekend, I got super annoyed with him at 2am when he didn't want to turn down the music. They were playing beer pong in the room below our bedroom and I wanted to get in at least a few hours of sleep so I could function in the morning. I ripped all the sheets off our bed and took all the pillows and slept on the floor of LO's room all night.

You should have taken the mattress'

Ha ha I will next time!

allyandmike24

I threw a huge fit yesterday morning because DH chose to put away laundry vs. taking cute Christmas morning photos in our pajamas. I was such a baby and made him feel horrible for ruining Christmas. WTF is wrong with me?! 

I know I need to apologize, but I hate apologizing when it's 100% my fault. I'm a horrible wife. 

Holljade

Tb ate my confession

Long story short I also yelled at DH and feel guilty about it

deidremaria

dani+california said:

DH's best friend is in town from British Columbia. I organized a big lunch at a local pub for him and his guy friends to hang out and catch up, and said I'd stay home with Q. One of the guys said his wife wanted to come hang out with me and bring her 2 kids while the guys hung out...I lied and said I wanted to nap while they were gone because I was tired from hosting family yesterday.

Really it's because I hate her fucking kids and I would rather eat razor blades than entertain her and her demon spawn for 3 hours. Plus Quinn is actually napping so I want to read a book and relax, not be a part of some terrible mom club that hangs out with the kids while the guys are off drinking. Non merci!

You fucking rule

AmberLiz99

Dh has been in the basement watching TV while I've been taking care of both sick kids and cleaning up despite being sick myself. It's going on 4 hours now and I'm seriously considering switching off the wireless router so that the tv won't play.

deidremaria

AmberLiz99 said:

Dh has been in the basement watching TV while I've been taking care of both sick kids and cleaning up despite being sick myself. It's going on 4 hours now and I'm seriously considering switching off the wireless router so that the tv won't play.

I would

deidremaria

Here's another one: I kinda wanna get Dylan a zany zoo because all the a14 babies make it look so fun. I have no room in the house for one so I may have to get rid of the jumparoo

ashcole28

I haven't showered in 3 days :P

Shelbysteffens

Yesterday was the first time I did my
Hair in months, I've been rocking a daily bun.

Abcollins57

deidremaria said:

Here's another one: I kinda wanna get Dylan a zany zoo because all the a14 babies make it look so fun. I have no room in the house for one so I may have to get rid of the jumparoo

He should outgrow the jumparoo in a couple of months when he starts walking, and the zany zoo will last much longer so it would be justified.

deidremaria

mamrotu73 said:

deidremaria said:

Here's another one: I kinda wanna get Dylan a zany zoo because all the a14 babies make it look so fun. I have no room in the house for one so I may have to get rid of the jumparoo

A still likes the Jumperoo better. But I don't know how long that will last. You could get a doorway jumper to save space.

That's a thought.

deidremaria

I grabbed us some take out because I wasn't in the mood to cook and I'm sure my bf wasn't either. Well by the time I put my food in front of me to eat I realized that my eyes were bigger than my stomach. Shitty thing is I ate it all and don't feel overly full but now I'm wondering if I looked like king Henry viii. I've never been a cutesy eater around boys but today I'm like daaaaamn.

Also, my kid screams at me for food

bacorrea

I just bought two Frappachinos....for myself.

smushi

AprilMay9 said:

I love light up noisy toys.

I only loathe them because I like a quiet house.

Ok I lie.  They are the devil and your child will never be an independent thinker if he has even one.

JK.  We're keeping one of three light up noisy toys because he loves it.  Is there a volume control?  No.  Will I complain to the company?  Yes.

CalinAZ

I am in no way sugar coating how sucky I feel or how sad I am that LO got sick from my MIL. She should have known better than to be holding a baby when she is super sick (which she did when I wasn't around to stop her), and I'm pretty angry at her even though she claims to not have known that LO could catch it from her. 

I'm making DH watch LO while I hang out in the guest house and rest and may not let him go to the beach later with his mom because LO is too sick to go out to a windy/cold beach and I don't feel up to watching him beyond nursing every few hours. 

@AmberLiz99 - definitely switch off that router, or do whatever so your DH steps up and helps out. That is beyond lame.

olenkapdx

Hate light up noisy toys! Also super gendered toys. Of course LO got a noisy light up pink purse with a friggin cell phone and credit card in it, from grandma. X( I feel like a dick complaining about gifts but there it is.

Shelbysteffens

dani+california said:

Joke's on me, the chick came anyway with her kids...wtf?! Who does that! Kill meeeee

I wouldn't have opened the door

edoliesmom

I'm watching Aladdin. Because it was one of my presents. Because I asked for it. Because it's one of my favorite Disney movies.

deidremaria

dani+california said:

Joke's on me, the chick came anyway with her kids...wtf?! Who does that! Kill meeeee

That's soooo rude! I'd tell her we're getting ready to go out and she has to leave

Talltrees82

LO got a giant light up musical car and he loves it! Noisy/non-educational doesn't bother me. Toys are for fun!

deidremaria

Talltrees82 said:

LO got a giant light up musical car and he loves it! Noisy/non-educational doesn't bother me. Toys are for fun!

That's how I see it.

meetmow

We moved into our house on the 20th. SIL insisted that we host Christmas tomorrow so she can see our house. She said it didn't need to be fancy and it's not a big deal. Bitch, this is our third move in a year, I have boxes stacked to my garage ceiling and I've had two non-unpacking days due to Christmas. Sure, I'd love to host Christmas. I guess my confession is in obviously pissed about and DH thinks I'm being stupid. Whatever, this is not cool.

Also, her DD is a year older than my DD and she kind of makes me insane due to shrill screams, not eating anything, not sharing any toys, and just overall manipulative behavior that I don't put up with but SIL does. And then my DD has her bad habits for a couple of days after each visit.

I'm hoping to have a little buzz for most of tomorrow...

ladygali

I made DH take DS for a walk so I can have some baby free time. LO has been super fussy and clingy, we've had to cosleep the last three nights (he's usually in the crib for most of the night), and this morning he fell out of bed. The silence is lovely and I forgot for a split second that I have a child.

UnofficiallyLO

Yesterday we were doing a wedding rehearsal in the backyard and as I came down my family was saying what a long walk it was so I started twirling like an asshole, faked a back bend and my SOs Dad motioned me to pull up my shirt bc my tank top under my see thru lace shirt fell down! And that's the Christmas my boobs were out.

AmberLiz99

Yup, as soon as the kids woke up from naps I forced dh put of his rabbit hole to go run an erand, play with ds and feed dd her bottle.

He's being childish today because I work tomorrow and he'll be home with two fussy sick kids from 8am-5:30, and he wants me to quit my Saturday job now that he got a promotion

smushi

Talltrees82 said:

LO got a giant light up musical car and he loves it! Noisy/non-educational doesn't bother me. Toys are for fun!

This is similar to what LO got that we are keeping

smushi

I made Chex Mix on Christmas Eve for our company.  I've eaten 9/10th of it myself.  1/2 of what's left are pretzels.  Boo hiss.

JessieAlbin

My fitness pal is shaking its head at me for the last three days. Suck it, MFP, shrimp and grits had to be made and eaten. Bacon and cream cheese grits. Merry Christmas to my spare tire!