Know what's F'd up? (dreams)

DixieNormous330

Dreaming about your new born and being horrified that 1) it's basically the size of a 6 month old when born, 2) that's it's unattractive even to you, and 3) that somehow in your dream state said ugly baby turned into a tyranosaurus rex and you were trying to breast feed it. There was some hunting for the right breast pump thrown in there too.

Yes. I dreamed about nursing a t-rex. WTF is wrong with me?!

kurban627

Go away KD

ally3242

trollsniper said:

Go away KD

Haha. Good try, but nope. She's been here a while.

She's been here a long while..

kurban627

With a name like dicks enormous I figured it had to be KD. Sorry.

DixieNormous330

kurban627 said:

With a name like dicks enormous I figured it had to be KD. Sorry.

I was just trying out a drag name for a friend

kurban627

Since I falsely accused you of being that creep. I'll tell you my weird dream. When I was pregnant with my daughter I dreamt that I unzipped my stomach like a kangaroo and took her out. She was about 3-4 with long curly blonde hair and blue eyes. I then put her back in my stomach with some apple slices and zipped it back up. The weird thing is that was before I knew the sex and now at age 2 she is a girl with curly blonde hair and blue eyes just like I dreamed about.

DixieNormous330

trollsniper said:

kurban627 said:

With a name like dicks enormous I figured it had to be KD. Sorry.

I was just trying out a drag name for a friend

Is that really where the name came from?? Because that's awesome!

Nope. I just thought it was hilarious. And totally awesome because some people don't/won't get it unless they really think about it.

kurban627

DixieNormous330 said:

trollsniper said:

DixieNormous330 said:

kurban627 said:

With a name like dicks enormous I figured it had to be KD. Sorry.

I was just trying out a drag name for a friend

Is that really where the name came from?? Because that's awesome!

Nope. I just thought it was hilarious. And totally awesome because some people don't/won't get it unless they really think about it.


Why thank you. I feel like this is a compliment to my intelligence

bmblebea

The T. rex dream sounds about on par with the crazy sh*t that's been going on in my dreams lately. I keep dreaming that I misplace the baby and can't remember where I put her


I did not get the 'dick's enormous' pun from the screen name and am tempted to feel slightly less intelligent but I'm chalking it up to only 3 hours of sleep last night. I-)

cwiceangel

On the trex note... My friends' last name is Rex and their daughter's name starts with a T. Yes they did it on purpose, or at least knew it was going to be that way. Luckily she is not an actual trex because that would suck. I did make her a crocheted pink T. rex when she was born and she loves it.

DixieNormous330

trollsniper said:

trollsniper said:

With a name like dicks enormous I figured it had to be KD. Sorry.

Understandable! It is a KD-style name. And we're due for an appearance from that psycho so definitely continue to keep your guard up!

Hahaha. Sorry! I'm certainly not hoping for it! Just keeping my eye out just in case.... /:) FX for no more appearances though!!

Who is this person? Can I get a story time? I'll pull out the story rug and sit criss-cross-applesauce and share my cookies.

DixieNormous330

KonaiNeto said:

Who is whom? KD? It stands for "Kunt Destroyer" (the first name they showed up under to do some serious trolling), and they come around at least once a week under a new, sexually crude screen name (Anita Hanjaab is the one I remember best), spew insults for a few posts, then get banned. A few days later, they come back. They've been around since a day or three after Halloween.

Thanks! I guess I missed that particular troll.

It's not me! I promise!

missamERICA

It seems like every morning I wake up lately like "WTF"?? Last night was no exception...all I can remember now is there were humpback whales and orcas and I was on some sort of ill-fated whack-ass journey...IDK.. my kid's been watching too many documentaries in my presence.

DixieNormous330

missamERICA said:

It seems like every morning I wake up lately like "WTF"?? Last night was no exception...all I can remember now is there were humpback whales and orcas and I was on some sort of ill-fated whack-ass journey...IDK.. my kid's been watching too many documentaries in my presence.

Ok now you need to pick up a copy of "Fluke" by Christopher Moore. Trust me.

SMFB

Anita hanjaab was priceless. I don't mind him/her coming around because the names are hilarious.

LindsayG86

After some tacos and walking dead one night, I had a dream that I was breast feeding our girl and my boobs started rotting off my chest....I could pull them back and see inside my chest cavity. That one sticks out as the most memorable