I feel like a horrible bitch...

mlthur02

... I kicked my lactose-intolerant husband out of bed because his farts were making me nauseous.

dllnlrn

Ummmm and you thinks that makes you a bitch ? LOLZ

mlthur02

Haha, I know...I could do worse! I'm really trying not to hold the pregnancy over his head, but in this case I totally played the preggo card..and I wasn't even nauseous nauseous, it was just driving me crazy.

MisSmartyPants

I use the preggo card as much as I can. Farting under the covers is not allowed in my house lol. And I don't know how to use a preggo card with a snoring husband.

haayitstayy

Omg I literally gag at the smell of anything bad (actually just anything out of the ordinary) my fiancé's farts are absolutely horrible , I pull the pregnant card all the time ! Not bitchy at all !

ELauren88

I play that pregnancy card daily.
"Babe, will you get me some orange juice, please?" "You've got two legs!" "IM CARRYING YOUR CHILD AND YOI CANT EVEN GET ME SOME JUICE?!???"
Bam. Juice.

SlurpeeLove

ELauren88 said:

I play that pregnancy card daily. "Babe, will you get me some orange juice, please?" "You've got two legs!" "IM CARRYING YOUR CHILD AND YOI CANT EVEN GET ME SOME JUICE?!???" Bam. Juice.

LOL!!!!  I just cracked up at my desk.  That was amazing.  

I've been using the pregnancy card because I've been crazy nauseous.  Also, with the snoring, either kick him and pretend to be asleep or shove him.  I've taken to pushing my husband when he snores too loud.  He even knows and doesn't care.  He's just sorry he keeps me up.  I recorded him snoring the other day and we had a good laugh about it.