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May 2015 Moms
jennz201
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Dear husband,
jennz201
member
Dear husband,
If you equate your beer belly to my uterus one more time, we're gonna have words. No, the fat on the outside of your stomach does NOT feel the same as the organ currently growing your child and forcing all other organs in its way into places not meant for organs to live. Give me sympathy then zip the lip.
Love, your crabby pregnant wife.
If you equate your beer belly to my uterus one more time, we're gonna have words. No, the fat on the outside of your stomach does NOT feel the same as the organ currently growing your child and forcing all other organs in its way into places not meant for organs to live. Give me sympathy then zip the lip.
Love, your crabby pregnant wife.
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Re: Dear husband,
Thank you for getting up in the middle of the night to get DS3 when he woke up. Just wish we didn't have to fight about it before you help me out more!
DS1 2-26-07
#4 Due May 2015
IT'S A BOY
Stop comparing your tiredness to my pregnancy fatigue. I know you are tired, you work all day and come home and help me. I get it. BUT, nothing compares to the fatigue of growing a human, nothing.
~Mama to two daughters and baby #3 coming soon~
Your two week vacation had me really spoiled, and I'm so glad you will be back home from 6 long days gone tomorrow. I miss your face.
-Your Wife
Thank you. For everything. I know it's been a rough year, but you have been a trooper.
Xoxo
Wife
Thank you for sharing in the excitements I have like pooping everyday for the last week or not being nauseous anymore. You're absolutely adorable and this journey is MUCH easier with you around. Now please stop grabbing my boobs.. They're big and awesome I know but they also hurt constantly.
You're so awesome and amazing.
Not.
Now do the laundry.
Just kidding lol.
Thank you for helping me with everything, thank you for hugging me just because I look like I need one.
Thank you for wanting to move to Australia in Feb with me and the dog. Thank you for making me soups of the weekend so I have easy dinners while your at work.
Thank you for telling me I'm beautiful when I feel like a heifer
Thank you for being you, I'm a lucky girl
Love your loud sober aussie x
While it SUCKED that you left me alone to go to the bar last night with your coworkers, I appreciate that you brought home all those leftover hot wings. I'm actually pretty fucking stoked about it.
Mama to a crazy toddler (J-5/28/15)
EDD 5-3-18
May '15 January Siggy Challenge.....You had one job...
I have demanded random foods from grocery store since MS slowed down.
Dear husband, Thanks for Jaffa milk and frozen sweet corn kernels yesterday. Then for cooking my dinner exactly how I wanted it after working 60 hours a week. To then paint inside our house today while I relax at my mothers because you don't want me near paint fumes. I love you xx
You are a self-centered prick. I was unhappy with you before I read this post, now I'm kind of seething. Where did these ladies find such wonderful husbands?
It's not only laundry that you won't help with, it's all household chores.
You didn't help with grocery shopping or cooking when I was sick, and now you yell at me when I have mood swings. You come home from a 40 hour work week, same as me, and sit on the couch until you fall asleep. You haven't said one compliment or word of encouragement in weeks. The only think you seem happy about is your new 60" TV.
Fuck you and please learn to be a better husband soon.
--bitter and pissed
Thank you for your patience. I'm emotional, I smell bad often, I'm needy, but you haven't shown a bit of frustration. When you prep my insulin pump on site change days so I just need to insert the site, as well as my bg meter so all I need to do is poke my finger it makes my life and crazy emotions so much easier to handle.
Thank you for taking on so much of the housework... Even though you have habits that drive me nuts.
Thank you for being so darn adorable. Saying hello to me and baby (or "Peanut" as you so cutely say).
I've always known it, but now more than ever I know you are the most amazing person in the world.
Love always,
Wife xoxo
IT'S A BOY!
C.G.M.
Due 5/25/2015
Likely to arrive via induction or c-sec 1-2 weeks early
Although I am sleeping with a pillow between us, I just thought you should know the 1st tri nausea/exhaustion is gone and I'd be more than happy to move that pillow out of the way
DS2 born 2/22/13
MMC 5/16/14@8w2d
DD due 5/9/15 Please be our RAINBOW
For example- I had a stomach bug this week. We're talking vomiting shits all day and night for 3 days. And I have a two year old and a 10 month old. Last night after the kids were asleep and I was trying to sleep, he asked, 'are you feeling to sick for sex?' To which I responded, 'yes. I am too sick for sex.' To which he responded, 'ok, then I'm going to jack off now.'
Dear Husband,
That was rude. Take it to the bathroom and let me sleep.
No love,
Me
To answer your earlier question about pooping. The reason i haven't pooped in days has nothing to do with the fear of accidentally pooping " out the baby." Thank you very much for your concern about my inability to have a bowel movement.
Love your constipated and bloated wife.
Although I understand that your tired after work. Remember I also work, please remember that we have children I tend to, and food I cook for you. Please remember that I don't beg for anything. And if you tell me when I fear losing this baby that it is all in my head I will rip your effing head off.
Btw; I do love you, your just as asshat.
Sincerely
Your ever loving and forgiving wife
If I hear you say how tired you are, or how your back hurts one more time......I swear to God I will unleash the unbridled fury of a pregnant woman.
I know I'm a stay at home mom, but you know I've felt like crap this whole pregnancy. Would it kill you to help around the house a little bit? I'm not asking you to mop the floors, but maybe you could pick up our 2 year olds toys instead of literally kicking them out of the way? That would be great.
Or maybe even washing your toothpaste out of the sink after brushing your teeth?
Or not expect me to cook new things for dinner every night? You know how much I'm struggling cooking meat right now (and I haven't eaten meat since I've been pregnant!)
Or maybe just ONCE offer to give our daughter a bath after dinner (I'm sorry-after I'm done cooking your dinner, watching you eat it while I have cereal and then cleaning up your dinner)
Reading how amazingly helpful everyone else's husbands are being has just made me even more disappointed in you
Love,
Your very pissed off wife
Even though sometimes I want to stab you in your sleep.
I am greatful for having a hubby that has taken so good care of me thru this whole first tri. From holding my hair back, to cleaning, cooking, getting up at 3 am when you have to work, to going to get food and me not eating it.. Keep it up.
Thank you for encouraging me to rest on the couch for months instead of doing my usual crazy-busy projects. And thank you for running to the store for any little thing I want or need (like you running to the theatre right now because movie theatre popcorn is better than my homemade).
You have almost grasped that eating the last of any of my "safe" foods is a huuuge nono and when you do, things will be perfect!
Love your perpetually tired Wife
Some days you make me really mad and some days you make me very happy. I don't know which day we will have on any given day, but thank you for putting up with this one woman circus. I'm glad we have a chance at bringing this baby home. Oh, and thank you for going to Walmart for me and allowing me to repay you in sexual favors.
Love,
Your seemingly psychotic wife