TMI Tuesday

texasmama15

Whatcha got this week, ladies?? I'm riding into work right now on the bus and I just sneezed and totally peed a little. Thank goodness I'm wearing black leggings!! Ay yi yi...

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SassyPants150

I keep crop dusting in my Zumba classes...I wonder if they will guess the consistent offender is me?

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staccajaye

I needed to give a urine test yesterday after my blood work. The lady hands me to little pee container and says I need to pee in between these 2 black lines which were drawn on.
I peed, and went over the line, poured some out, still over, poured more out and poured too fucking much out so it looks like I couldn't fill up to where they requested. What a dickhead....

MJansma05

Same goes with the leg hair! It's terrible!

lindsey85d

I developed a lovely boil in my lady parts, and was seeing the dr today for it. Too late-it burst in the middle of the night. Yuck

jennz201

My armpits smell so bad! Not like BO bad but like strange hormonal chemical reaction to any kind of deodorant. Seriously, the smell of myself makes me gag. DH says he doesn't notice it, so I hope no one else does either.

ArtsyFartsy416

Me too with the crusty nipples. Pregnancy is super gross! I read that baby oil loosens up the crust and it seems to be working for me.

texasmama15

I've noticed a little white here and there on my breast nipples but maybe they're just dry. Who knows. 

I was laying down in bed the other night on my back and I felt some bubbles going up my spine to my neck and I was like "ohhh is this one of the signs where I shouldn't be on my back?" so I asked my doctor about it at my appointment last Friday and she was like no, that's just gas. Ha! THE GAS HAS TAKEN OVER MY BODY!  #-o

gsancho

Yesterday I just gave up and freely farted all day at my desk.  A few made noise, but I didn't even try to cover it up.  I am happy to have any movement going on down there, even if it's only air.

jraeohyeaaa

I had this white flaky stuff in my underwear the last few days and realized my lady parts were PEELING! So gross. That only lasted like yesterday.

staccajaye

texasmama15 said:

I've noticed a little white here and there on my breast nipples but maybe they're just dry. Who knows. 

I was laying down in bed the other night on my back and I felt some bubbles going up my spine to my neck and I was like "ohhh is this one of the signs where I shouldn't be on my back?" so I asked my doctor about it at my appointment last Friday and she was like no, that's just gas. Ha! THE GAS HAS TAKEN OVER MY BODY!  #-o

Hahaha!!!! I am dying laughing right now!!

lala5507

The amount of body hair (arm pits, legs) I grow in a 24 period amazes me.  I'm kind of glad it's winter because there is no way I could be in a bathing suit right now.

samiamagirl

Doctor called me Sunday morning and left a message saying I have a UTI. Apparently I'm pretty bad ass cuz I've had no obvious symptoms. She tested my urine twice so I know it's not a mistake. But eff that noise, I don't wanna UTI and antibiotics.

Actually, question for you ladies who've had UTI's - can you still have sex while treating a UTI? I tried to look it up online (no outright yes or no) and am going to call the nurses hotline but just thought I'd check in here too.

AAA503

I have been having some major stinky farts, like stink bomb smelling types! Doesn't matter what I eat. It was so bad yesterday it made my 15 month old DD gag... I felt so bad. Good thing it was only her and I at home. :-&

lala5507

samiamagirl said:

Doctor called me Sunday morning and left a message saying I have a UTI. Apparently I'm pretty bad ass cuz I've had no obvious symptoms. She tested my urine twice so I know it's not a mistake. But eff that noise, I don't wanna UTI and antibiotics. Actually, question for you ladies who've had UTI's - can you still have sex while treating a UTI? I tried to look it up online (no outright yes or no) and am going to call the nurses hotline but just thought I'd check in here too.

With the first 2 uti's during this pregnancy I didn't just because I didn't know.  But by that 3rd one I figured what the heck, and we did.  Let me know what you find out because I might have to be on macrobid for the remainder of my pregnancy. 

texasmama15

@staccajaye haha karma is going to get you! You're next for the all over your body gas bubbles!!

staccajaye

@texasmama15‌ Haha!! I cannot wait. My farts are terrible so it's only a matter of time. :-\"

tinyjoys

I've been peeing so much that my vag is dry, flaky and kind of raw from wiping. It's annoying and achy and sucks.

texasmama15

staccajaye said:

@texasmama15‌ Haha!! I cannot wait. My farts are terrible so it's only a matter of time. :-\"

I know, right. Is this how men feel their whole lives?!

poteetpartyof3

Backacne.

It's so gross. I have never had an acne problem ever. Even during my awkward years. I'm so paying for that now. I'm breaking out on my face and upper arms too but the back is the worse. It's just so gross. I'm so glad it's winter so I can just cover it all up.

climbermomma

Every time I barf, I pee. DH asked about the huge number of dirty panties and pajama bottoms in the dirty clothes and I had to come clean:( hahaha! Also I am sitting on the toilet (again) right now trying to poop....

texasmama15

climbermomma said:

Every time I barf, I pee. DH asked about the huge number of dirty panties and pajama bottoms in the dirty clothes and I had to come clean:( hahaha! Also I am sitting on the toilet (again) right now trying to poop....

Haha, this made me laugh out loud! 

climbermomma

Yeah, he asks me why I kept getting my pants dirty or if it was our son wiping food on my pants again. I almost was able to blame DS but then he noticed the panties and I had to own up! Hahaha!

Snapdragon750

samiamagirl said:

Doctor called me Sunday morning and left a message saying I have a UTI. Apparently I'm pretty bad ass cuz I've had no obvious symptoms. She tested my urine twice so I know it's not a mistake. But eff that noise, I don't wanna UTI and antibiotics.

Actually, question for you ladies who've had UTI's - can you still have sex while treating a UTI? I tried to look it up online (no outright yes or no) and am going to call the nurses hotline but just thought I'd check in here too.

I've had so many pregnant UTIs, and I've never noticed them. My dr said that's common because uti symptoms are masked by pregnancy symptoms. Also I think sex is ok.

My TMI: I get crazy amounts of discharge after first tri and I think it's starting around now. I'm not looking forward to wearing pantiliner again for the next 6 months, but hey it was awfully convenient when my water broke.

lgsdesigner

The sight of semen makes me gag. That is why I ask DH to do doggie-style more often, and then wipe it off with a towel so I don't have to see it.

lgsdesigner

ajzmommy said:

lgsdesigner said:

The sight of semen makes me gag. That is why I ask DH to do doggie-style more often, and then wipe it off with a towel so I don't have to see it.

I'm sure he's not complaining..  But that's probably also a TMI! 

Haha! No...no he is not.

squeezebean

Laughing so hard at these posts... because it's all me!

But seriously, the sex thing. I am a horny teenager. I orgasmed in my sleep the other night (Whaaaat??). Then I jumped my husband last night. Still not enough.

CoPilot2012

**Nasty picture warning!**

My throat was bothering me when I woke up, I grabbed a flash light to take a look. Pro - my sinus infection is almost gone on it's own. Con - the yellow/green snot rope was so gross I had to take the picture!!!

a316b

• White Crusty nipples? CHECK. 
  
• Hemorrhoids? CHECK. 
  
• Constipation? CHECK. 
  
• Hormonal imbalance? CHECK CHECK. 
  

Waiting for a surge of 2nd tri energy. It is has evaded me thus far. 

And my underwear feel so wet from discharge is is DISGUSTING. 

Snapdragon750

lgsdesigner said:

The sight of semen makes me gag. That is why I ask DH to do doggie-style more often, and then wipe it off with a towel so I don't have to see it.

The answer is no doubt TMI, but why would you ever have to see it no matter what the position?  

It's cool though, might as well get used to it because doggy is by far the most convenient position later on in pregnancy.

sarahchrismck

Swamp crotch.

And my third yeast infection so far in pregnancy. Guess I'm one of the "lucky women" who experience recurrent infections during pregnancy.
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Honda13

I was in line at the grocery store and my stomach was a bubbling. Well it headed south and I had to fart like no ones business. I just let it go, noise and all. I think the teenager cashier heard but IDGAF. I was soooo happy to let it out!

fitnhealthy1

Between my rancid farts, manly burps and offensive BO, I'm shocked my husband hasn't run away...

Angelina08m

I had so much discharge when I wiped this morning I gagged abd that didn't help my morning sickness

jakobaby

I gave myself my first enema this weekend. I was desperate to go. It was not a relief, but more like giving birth out my butt due to the hard painful stool.

MrsF0831

squeezebean said:

Laughing so hard at these posts... because it's all me! But seriously, the sex thing. I am a horny teenager. I orgasmed in my sleep the other night (Whaaaat??). Then I jumped my husband last night. Still not enough.

I find that I orgasm in my sleep too, no sexy dreams or anything . It happend to me pre period but once in a blue moon. since being pregnant its happened  A LOT. I tell my DH what if i was to be put on pelvic rest and my body just decides to orgasm in my sleep.. wth

bethypoo83

I know it's Wednesday but I have to share, if only to give one of you a good laugh. Totally vomited on myself, and consequently the interior of my car, while driving down the highway to work this morning. Didn't even have time to pull over. Drove home in tears to a completely bewildered and somewhat amused DH. What a great start to the day.