Tummy trouble 7dpo

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thewickedfairy

CLECyclist said:

Yes, I always call it the period shits.

OMG! I thought I was the only one who did this!!

OP, what @CLECyclist‌ said.

imnotfancy

Cd1 for me. Always. It's a great way to start AF. Not.

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abcdefghijk12345678

I had a little bit of diarrhea this morning at 11dpo. I attribute this to the semen enema DH gave me last night....

thewickedfairy

amc2511 said:

I had a little bit of diarrhea this morning at 11dpo. I attribute this to the semen enema DH gave me last night....

:-&
/ded

PrimRoseMama

CLECyclist said:

Yes, I always call it the period shits.

^^^This. I get it every time I menstruate.

Strangely when I'm pregnant I have a stomach of steel. Actually pooping is an issue & colace is my best friend.

So, if you're going to symptom-spot for pregnancy sign (because let's be honest, we all know that's what's up) then my experience is the opposite.

Period shits when I'm due for AF & back up when knocked up.

carolinagirl67

BrazilianPeach said:

/ded

smash928

@amc2511 I didn't realize you were trying for a butt baby!

Edit cause mobile bump is hard

abcdefghijk12345678

smash928 said:

@amc2511 I didn't realize you were trying for a butt baby!

Edit cause mobile bump is hard

@smash928‌ I'll take whatever kind of baby I can get!

LittleMrsW

littleliverpill said:

bibliothecary said:

Sorry about your butthole.

It's truly astonishing how often you have to offer someone on this board these sentiments.



....ETA mobile quotes.....


I think this is the 2nd time this month Bibs has offered butthole condolences.

KingLED

The prostaglandins that cause menstrual cramping also cause period poops. The more you know, and all that.

Wine&Cupcakes

smash928 said:

@amc2511 I didn't realize you were trying for a butt baby!

Edit cause mobile bump is hard

Now everyone you know is gonna be all "you have a butt baby!" and apparently that's going to be embarrassing.

mammamiasopapilla

Reading this as I'm eating my oatmeal..

mrsbsharp

I'm 9dpo and have been backed up since 5dpo with hellish heartburn. Hoping its a sign but I know it's pretty early! Your digestive system slows down when pg so diahrea seems unlikely to be a symptom?

ginger1228

bdbxoxo said:

Reading this as I'm eating my oatmeal..

Oatmeal is great if you need help pooping!

I always get the period shits. I'm kind of looking forward to it this month bc I haven't pooped for a couple days.

abcdefghijk12345678

Wine&Cupcakes said:

smash928 said:

@amc2511 I didn't realize you were trying for a butt baby!

Edit cause mobile bump is hard

Now everyone you know is gonna be all "you have a butt baby!" and apparently that's going to be embarrassing.

"I DON'T WANT A BUTT BABY!!!" Lmao!

Scatterbug

Ok. Gross. I blame myself though. The clue was in the title. Happy bowel movements people.

SyvannaLouise

Omg needed this good laugh today! It's been a month from hell.... after miscarriage! By but we are ready to try again! No butt babies though! Lmao!

abcdefghijk12345678

SyvannaLouise said:

Omg needed this good laugh today! It's been a month from hell.... after miscarriage! By but we are ready to try again! No butt babies though! Lmao!

Sorry for your loss. Glad we could make you laugh today!

almachs0786

This thread gets me super unofficial, good for nothing, doesn't mean shit (pun intended) hilariously stupid award. Thanks OP for giving me something to laugh about on this incredibly boring morning.