Not sure if pregnant?

MexicanBoobJob

so my bloddy time was suppose to be here on October 8. it 10 days late now but all the tets i've  taken are neg. I dont undersatnd this at all- my bloddy time always come on the 8 or 10 of the month. my boobies hurt and im so nausoeus and tired all the time now. my bf and I baby danced every night after my last bloddy time up thru last week. we want to have a baby soooooooooooooooooooo bad right now so this is really stressing me out. 

Any help? Why is this happening? 

MexicanBoobJob

DarcyHermione said:

Your bloddy time?

yeah. the week when blod comes out  of your . you know. 

pippacricket

MexicanBoobJob said:

so my bloddy time was suppose to be here on October 8. it 10 days late now but all the tets i've  taken are neg. I dont undersatnd this at all- my bloddy time always come on the 8 or 10 of the month. my boobies hurt and im so nausoeus and tired all the time now. my bf and I baby danced every night after my last bloddy time up thru last week. we want to have a baby soooooooooooooooooooo bad right now so this is really stressing me out. 

Any help? Why is this happening? 

So the mayhem of "amnesty" weekend has made its way to TTGP? 

MexicanBoobJob

I dont know why ur being so mean. I just asked a question. Why is my bloddy time so late this month?

Ant&Al2825

Troll.

MexicanBoobJob

akovacs4 said:

Troll.

Best toy of the 90s! So glad I"m not the only one that remembers them!

PinkCamino

MexicanBoobJob


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My mind clearly went to the episode on Nip Tuck when Escobar was importing heroin in womens implants.

abcdefghijk12345678

MexicanBoobJob

sarcaztic10 said:

Negative test = not pregnant On another note... Is a Mexican boob job different than an American boob job? What about a European one? Or a Japanese one? Just curious about the need for specification in your SN...

It's where I got 'em done. 

PinkCamino

MexicanBoobJob said:

sarcaztic10 said:

Negative test = not pregnant On another note... Is a Mexican boob job different than an American boob job? What about a European one? Or a Japanese one? Just curious about the need for specification in your SN...

It's where I got 'em done. 

Glad to know your tatas inspired you to create your bump SN. Seriously brilliant.

By this rule I should call myself renovatedcanadianuterus.

BigPICKLE

Wut

MexicanBoobJob

PinkCamino said:

MexicanBoobJob said:

sarcaztic10 said:

Negative test = not pregnant On another note... Is a Mexican boob job different than an American boob job? What about a European one? Or a Japanese one? Just curious about the need for specification in your SN...

It's where I got 'em done. 

Glad to know your tatas inspired you to create your bump SN. Seriously brilliant.

By this rule I should call myself renovetedcanadianuterus.

American boob jobs cost more than a decent used car. My BF could only afford to give me nicer tatas if we went somewhere else expensive. 

icaughtfire

Sorry OP, the only time to get pregnant is if you do the baby dancing DURING your bloddy time. Try again next time.

HippoTooth

Lame.

abcdefghijk12345678

mistabinx said:

MexicanBoobJob said:

DarcyHermione said:

Your bloddy time?

yeah. the week when blod comes out  of your . you know. 

Mobile quote fail
You know? Like, hot pocket? Bloddy hot pocket?

---quote box----
I think the "blood" that comes out of Hot Pockets is pizza sauce. Mmmm... Pizza.....

PinkCamino

MexicanBoobJob said:

PinkCamino said:

MexicanBoobJob said:

sarcaztic10 said:

Negative test = not pregnant On another note... Is a Mexican boob job different than an American boob job? What about a European one? Or a Japanese one? Just curious about the need for specification in your SN...

It's where I got 'em done. 

Glad to know your tatas inspired you to create your bump SN. Seriously brilliant.

By this rule I should call myself renovetedcanadianuterus.

American boob jobs cost more than a decent used car. My BF could only afford to give me nicer tatas if we went somewhere else expensive. 

abcdefghijk12345678

TheGoodFairy

I can see into your body and the child you are carrying will bring great evil to the world. You must send her away to a far off place else she may destroy the world.

PinkCamino

TheGoodFairy said:

I can see into your body and the child you are carrying will bring great evil to the world. You must send her away to a far off place else she may destroy the world.

This is fucking horrible thing to say to anyone. Shame on you.

Ant&Al2825

TheGoodFairy said:

I can see into your body and the child you are carrying will bring great evil to the world. You must send her away to a far off place else she may destroy the world.

That's not okay to say... To anyone.

MexicanBoobJob

TheGoodFairy said:

I can see into your body and the child you are carrying will bring great evil to the world. You must send her away to a far off place else she may destroy the world.

thats really not nice you know. I dont get why ppl r being so mean to me. 

PinkCamino

MexicanBoobJob said:

TheGoodFairy said:

I can see into your body and the child you are carrying will bring great evil to the world. You must send her away to a far off place else she may destroy the world.

thats really not nice you know. I dont get why ppl r being so mean to me. 

Originally it was harmless snarking. That response from @TheGoodFairy was out of fucking line.

Don't generalize the meanness to the rest of us. You asked a stupid question. How the hell do you expect us to know if you're pregnant? Take a test and go from there.

That comment though, not cool under ANY circumstances. This reminds me of the asshole who wished a woman to lose her baby when she posted a similar question on TTCAL. Shitty Shitty thing to say.

tigolbitties1

@MexicanBoobJob‌

Are you looking for me?

MexicanBoobJob

Just bcause my bby wont be born to married parents doesnt make it evil. its people like you GoodFairy that made me leave chruch in the first place. 

Ant&Al2825

@TheGoodFairy‌ is a fucking troll too.

PinkCamino

it's coming

TheGoodFairy

I do apologize, I would never wish ill on anyone or their child.

MexicanBoobJob

chrain said:

Have you tried the bleach trick? If you pour bleach on your pee and if fizzes, you are pregnant. Totes.

Do I pour the bleach right on my peehole? I dont think its a good idea to put bleach on my ladyparts

PinkCamino

TheGoodFairy said:

I do apologize, I would never wish ill on anyone or their child.

You just fucking did. That's one hell of a weak apology.

tigolbitties1

MexicanBoobJob said:

chrain said:

Have you tried the bleach trick? If you pour bleach on your pee and if fizzes, you are pregnant. Totes.

Do I pour the bleach right on my peehole? I dont think its a good idea to put bleach on my ladyparts

You drink it. Then if you pee and it fizzes you're totes pregglies.

PinkCamino

MexicanBoobJob said:

chrain said:

Have you tried the bleach trick? If you pour bleach on your pee and if fizzes, you are pregnant. Totes.

Do I pour the bleach right on my peehole? I dont think its a good idea to put bleach on my ladyparts

You are awesome and so amusing.

I'm home relaxing today and you've just made my otherwise boring saturday afternoon entertaining.

Carry on.

MexicanBoobJob

TheGoodFairy said:

I do apologize, I would never wish ill on anyone or their child.

thank u for that GF. it was really mean but i know sometimes ppl just dont think before they speak. 

PinkCamino

MexicanBoobJob said:

TheGoodFairy said:

I do apologize, I would never wish ill on anyone or their child.

thank u for that GF. it was really mean but i know sometimes ppl just dont think before they speak. 

oh, you're on a nickname basis now?

DecemberGirl1216

Between the catfish, obvious trolls, and try-to-hard/totally not funny AE's what in the hell is going on around here?

MexicanBoobJob

chrain said:

chrain said:

Have you tried the bleach trick? If you pour bleach on your pee and if fizzes, you are pregnant. Totes.

Do I pour the bleach right on my peehole? I dont think its a good idea to put bleach on my ladyparts

--- No because of course that would be silly. You pee into a cup and pour bleach on it. Wait. I wasn't serious. Why am I explaining this to you? The bump has me all mixed up this weekend.

ive never heard of this b4. why have i been wasting so much money on pee tests when i could just use bleach instead. 

THANK YOU! i will be sure to post results if it works

PinkCamino

MexicanBoobJob said:

chrain said:

chrain said:

Have you tried the bleach trick? If you pour bleach on your pee and if fizzes, you are pregnant. Totes.

Do I pour the bleach right on my peehole? I dont think its a good idea to put bleach on my ladyparts

--- No because of course that would be silly. You pee into a cup and pour bleach on it. Wait. I wasn't serious. Why am I explaining this to you? The bump has me all mixed up this weekend.

ive never heard of this b4. why have i been wasting so much money on pee tests when i could just use bleach instead. 

THANK YOU! i will be sure to post results if it works

Ant&Al2825

In all honesty I feel really bad for these people that feel the need to be trolls. You're life must be so sad.

LittleMrsW

shinyredsmartazz said:

How are all the trolls coming out to play with the three day wait? 

It looks like she joined in October 2010.

thewickedfairy

TheGoodFairy said:

I can see into your body and the child you are carrying will bring great evil to the world. You must send her away to a far off place else she may destroy the world.

You have been on a trolling mission lately. First littleliverpill, and now this. I saw your weak apology and I don't buy it. While I agree with a little snark for the OP, this crossed the line.

GypsySoul1112

Well, this was...creative.