Am I the Only One?? (Poss TMI)

lavet22 · October 2014

Normally I hate these posts, but I figured since this was a bit humorous, it would be okay.

Situation: I have to pee. I go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet, and pee. Then I do a little dance to change positions so that if LO is sitting on my bladder/urethra region, the movement will empty bladder. Once I am SURE I am done, I grab the TP and go to wipe. It never fails that just as I get my hand under me, I pee more. Completely by accident and without my knowledge or consent. Pee. Directly on my hand. This happens at least once per day.

Am I the only one this happens to??? If this does NOT happen to you, please feel free to have a little chuckle at my expense.

niknikit · October 2014

Happens 8/10 times here.

Maebb · October 2014

I saw this pic the other day and thought of this situation. Ha ha - you're not alone.

annakimballd · October 2014

Happens to me! But my problem is I pee, I wipe and then I stand up and a drop of pee comes out on my leg or pants or undies and I feel like I will the pee lady until I can get home shower and change!

Beauxbaton · October 2014

Not alone. I do a full front, back, left, and right just to be sure there's none left to come out.

mrstho · October 2014

Not alone at all! Half the time I feel like I can't wipe properly so I have to do it several times. Then just when I'm done, I pee again! I should get stock in toilet paper!!