This just happened and so enabled me to start this week's.
DH is now on Dubs' Most Wanted list, and not in a good way. Our living room is DS' main play area, I work hard to keep it pretty baby proofed so that if I have to quickly grab something in another room or make his meals I know he's cool in there. He was playing quietly and intently so I grabbed the opportunity for a solo tinkle. I came back and there's my boy, casually holding a beer. His father must have no finished it last night and put it down somewhere not visible to me. In the 25 seconds I was peeing, Jax's "Things I'm not suppose to have" radar must have picked it up. I know he didn't drink any, because his shirt was still all dry and he definitely would not be able to drink it without a mess. He also didn't smell like it. So there's mine. At 7:00 I was smelling my toddler to see if he had been drinking.