Official Bumpie Award Winners Acceptance Speech/Meme Thread!

Skeemer

Let's celebrate good times c'mon!

Post your acceptance speeches, memes, videos, freaky deaky-ness & general entertainment that is Bumpie Award related right here.

 

 

jensavicci

Lol it's like the BMB awards after party.

Skeemer

**Winner of Fastest to QFP**

First, you guise, I'd like to thank DH. Because without him & his hottness I wouldn't be pregnant & I wouldn't have found the awesomeness that is July '14.

Second, @Jensavicci...you are a wonderous & dedicated freak-a-zoid who took the time to put all this together. My award wouldn't be possible without you.

Is that the band playing me down?! ALREADY?!

Third...my nimble fingers that God above gave me. I have honed my QFP skills for years & it's finally paid off.

Baby Girl Skeemer this award is for you!!!

I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

bullybutt

Well then...

jensavicci

Skeemer said:

**Winner of Fastest to QFP**

First, you guise, I'd like to thank DH. Because without him & his hottness I wouldn't be pregnant & I wouldn't have found the awesomeness that is July '14.

Second, @Jensavicci...you are a wonderous & dedicated freak-a-zoid who took the time to put all this together. My award wouldn't be possible without you.

Is that the band playing me down?! ALREADY?!

Third...my nimble fingers that God above gave me. I have honed my QFP skills for years & it's finally paid off.

Baby Girl Skeemer this award is for you!!!

I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

Lmao died at "Is that the band playing me down?! ALREADY?!"

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Skeemer

@literachick

I nearly fell out of my chair when I got to Marsha Brady. ROTFL!

ghostof5letters

zellatrix

I am sooo happy for all of you...

cuntasaurusrex

Snarkiest, Most Sarcastic, and Bump Clown..

Nichole8787

@jensavicciWhat happend to the award for most loved newbie? That was my nomination :0( 

mrscurlygurl

Well...since the best gif went to the fuck this fuck that cat, I will post this acceptance gif because I'm fairly sure I was the first to put that awesomeness on our board.

jensavicci

omg you guys....I can't. I just can't.



yes I can. Let me just get it out.



ok first,

I'd like to thank my parents. I look like them you know!

second, I'd like to thank DW. Without her, my TMI stories would be just about me and my grossness alone. With you baby, I've got twice as much information that my friends don't really need to know! We did it babe!


Next I'd like to thank my vagina. Without her, I wouldn't have my babes. Idk how you did it girl! and about to do it again? You're my hero! Here's to 15 more!



and of course my love tits. You guys....I freaking love tits. Love em. So you guys really hit the nail on the head with that one. NOBODY LAYS A FINGER ON MY LOVE TITS!

I'd also like to thank my bump sisters. Without you, I wouldn't feel so compelled to dwell the board quite as often as I do. You keep me coming back minute, after minute, after minute. You guys rock!

katnipeverclean

Best Original Siggy

First, @jessa8907 I'd like to thank you for making not one, but two of the badges in my siggy. I couldn't have done it without you girl.

Second, I'd like to thank the 1 in 50 million sperm that allowed me to be here with these lovely ladies and gents. I literally would not be here today without you.

Third,

 

Oh and also Leonardo DiCaprio!

ghostof5letters

TallMomma29

iris427

I don't know how to post gifs from my phone. But thank you all for voting me the bumpie who most resembles a bald old man. It is truly an honor to be considered wise on the internets. Or a sign that I spend way too much time on my couch wearing pajamas all day. Definitely one of those.

TexasGirl81

Congrats chicas!! This is me.

 

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ghostof5letters

Ugh...burp. 

skr1619

I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me...

And for accepting my PSA posts about coupons and shit that I figured would benefit y'all

And to my fellow nominee @tourqeyes ...the moment I recognized your coupon lingo  and you bravely showed me your stockpile...

tourqeyes

HAHAHA. @samounthak

I owe half my stockpile to you, it wouldn't have felt right to win that category.

abundancenow

BoraBoraBaby

I am working on my acceptance speech and will be posting it later tonight. I am LOVING these speeches.

Skeemer

 

chevronseven

Well...I was so not expecting this, what an honor!  I wish I had prepared a speech.  Um...just...wow...thank you to, um, to my fans for making this possible. And to my fellow nominees, don't give up on your dream!  Someday you, too, can be the Most Loved Newbie! 

BoraBoraBaby

Wow. Where do I begin?! I am honored, humbled, surprised, and totes excited to have won these awards, which I could not have done without my sidekick, Madeleine.



(Enter Kanye West) "Yo Bora, I'm really happy for you 'n all, but @jensavicci‌ has the most Bump spirit OF ALL TIME! And @SweetTamale38‌ is the sweetest Bumpie of ALL TIME!" /Kanye.

Well, I just wanted to say thank you for those of you who nominated or voted for me. I feel you gave me too much credit. I am so glad to be a part of the July board and look forward these next several weeks as these babies pop out one by one! Big, warm hugs to you all!

jensavicci

BoraBoraBaby said:

Wow. Where do I begin?! I am honored, humbled, surprised, and totes excited to have won these awards, which I could not have done without my sidekick, Madeleine. (Enter Kanye West) "Yo Bora, I'm really happy for you 'n all, but @jensavicci‌ has the most Bump spirit OF ALL TIME! And @SweetTamale38‌ is the sweetest Bumpie of ALL TIME!" /Kanye. Well, I just wanted to say thank you for those of you who nominated or voted for me. I feel you gave me too much credit. I am so glad to be a part of the July board and look forward these next several weeks as these babies pop out one by one! Big, warm hugs to you all!

LOL! Thats too funny! But you deserve it girl

SweetTamale38

Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

I'm not butt hurt at all.  I feel really great to have been nominated for something, and @BoraBoraBaby totally deserved Sweetest Bumpie.