Open letter Tuesday

lizgrace03

My DH and I keep the finances together because he hates paying bills and I don't mind it.  So I just pay for everything and he doesn't have to worry about it.  I'm more the record-keeper of the two of us.  But I think each couple has to find out what works for them.

Dear Summer Teaching Assignment:

I'm really enjoying you, but you're keeping me away from The Bump.

Signed, Desperately Trying To Catch Up On Today's Posts

lisaren

FhSTAR81 said:

Okay now I'm curious @lisaren‌ what kind of car do you have?

It's nothing fancy. Hahaha. But I like the tinted windows and leather warmer seats. My ass likes to be warm. It's a 2013 nissan.
But being raised by a single mom and being a single mom myself, I am a cheap-O! Big time. I have a hard time splurging on anything. So when I bought my car I knew I wanted something nice. Plus it was my graduation present to myself last may

My husband drives an old honda, hahahaha he refuses to buy anything new. He says I'm his chaperone.

lisaren

Kllopez1221 said:

Thanks ladies @lisaren and @firstbabydoyle. They can be. But he redeemed himself today by sending me flowers and and apologizing for the umpteenth time. 

My H will bring me milky ways when he knows he's messed up. Glad he's sucking up!

Ashleyrupert3211

Dear co worker #1

When you are sick, PLEASE BLOW YOUR NOSE! Listening to you suck up your snot and then swallow it really makes me feel like I'm going to vomett.

Dear co worker #2,

Hot dogs are amazing, but let's eat them outside so the whole office doesn't smell like onion smothered hot dogs. Also, chewing with your mouth closed should have been something you were taught when you were 5. Why is it that your over 50 and still smacking everything?

Maybe I'm just super irritable today, but these two are gonna give me a migraine!

shan24

We have separate finances, too.  I make more right now, so I pay the mortgage and the groceries and he pays the utilities.  We each pay our own debts (credit cards, cell phones, student loans, etc).  For house things, we sit down and see where it makes the most sense to pull the money from.  Same goes for entertainment.  Sometimes he picks up the tab, sometimes I do.

Dear students:

I know summer is right around the corner but you need to CALM DOWN.  I don't like being a hard-ass but the more you ignore my directions, the more of a hard-ass I will be.  Oh, and rolling your eyes at me doesn't hurt my feelings.  At all.

Sincerely,

Ready for Summer

Nfranco973

TeeJ526 said:

Dear coworkers,

I appreciate you not outright aaking, but please stop finding ways to get closer to me so you can get a closer view of my belly. Yes, I can tell that you're trying to guess if I'm pregnant or getting fat and you look ridiculous.

Dear Oreo and Felix (my cats),

For the love of all that is good, please stop trying to hijack my body pillow. It's for me; not for you, so stop waiting until I get up in the middle of the night to go the bathroom to stretch yourselves across it.

With love,
TeeJ

Oh man! I'm having the same pillow issue ! I can't keep them away . They keep bullying me for it lol

missnacholover

akatiegrl said:

Oh believe me @Dimples0101 and @Getzy512 i did. I was so upset! I still am!!! She even tagged us both in it, just to make sure it showed up on our pages also. I was livid. And also cried, a lot. I made her take it down but the damage was done.

I'm so sorry. That is such a dick move on her part. 

Nfranco973

Dear DH,

Can you please stop making us late to work in the morning by sitting on the toilet for what seems like 2 hours?!
How much shit can you have in your system? I would appreciate if you close the door and use the glade spray because your shit smells all through the master bedroom in the morning.
Also, who really wants to watch you shit when I can't even dream about taking a dump at this point ?!

Sincerely,

Your pregnant shitless wifey

Maelara

akatiegrl said:

Oh believe me @Dimples0101 and @Getzy512 i did. I was so upset! I still am!!! She even tagged us both in it, just to make sure it showed up on our pages also. I was livid. And also cried, a lot. I made her take it down but the damage was done.

Gah! So freaking rude! My SIL announced on Facebook before we could when my DD was born and tagged us both. So I get it, I was so f-ing mad!!