Official amjoy25 AMA

Amjoy25

NRyan55 said:

How many applebees margaritas does it take until you are drunk?

I would say around 4.

Amjoy25

NRyan55 said:

How did you choose your dogs?

Pepper we got from the Humane Society and she was this speckled timid little pup in the back of the cage being stepped on by her sister; I held her and she nuzzled my neck, and she was coming home.

Nug was a rescue a lady I used to work with found walking the freeway; she had cactus all in her fur and was malnourished. The lady overheard me saying I wanted a poodle, and she said she had one. We went to see her and she followed us all over the yard. #thisladyisahoarder #imagine22dogsinthisyard

Amjoy25

tmccord21 said:

If you had to be locked in a room with 3 other bumpies for a whole week who would you choose. #choosewisely #someofusarenotwhatweseem

First, answer me this: is there booze @tmccord21?

Amjoy25

NRyan55 said:

How many pairs of pantyhose did I rip this morning?

Tres?

Amjoy25

NRyan55 said:

What decade would you say pantyhose belong in?

Deft the 80's!

Amjoy25

carawasa said:

Does chandler still love Janice?

Nah. He is smitten with Monica.

Amjoy25

sleepy33 said:

Which Bumpie baby would you steal?

@allymp13's Logan!!!

Amjoy25

NRyan55 said:

How is your schoolwork coming for your doctorate?

Oh God. I wrote 4 pages yesterday and it took me 4 hours!!! #iwannadie #47sources #whatwasIthinking

Amjoy25

Brandontricia said:

When driving your car next to a cliff what goes through your mind.... A) if I go off it fast enough, how far would my car make it? Would I live? that view is beautiful C) I don't look, I stare at the road and don't even move out of the lines.

B. Heights don't really scare me.

Amjoy25

NRyan55 said:

Could you pick a cornichon out of a lineup?

I can! It's the smallest one! #gherkin

Amjoy25

sleepy33 said:

Do you ever worry you will spontaneously combust in the heat (even though 'it's a dry heat')? Follow up, do you know why TB spell check is trying to tell me that combust is not a real word? Second follow up, do you think I'm neurotic enough to open a separate window to double check that combust is, in fact, a real word?

Um, no. TB is drunk. And yasssss!

Amjoy25

NRyan55 said:

do you have a professional headshot? If so, PIP

I do! But because I modeled when I was young, which was back before cameras had SD cards, my mom has all the negatives and pictures! Boo. #Illaskhertotakeapic

Amjoy25

NRyan55 said:

What's your number?

eleventy

Amjoy25

NRyan55 said:

Are you good at mixing drinks?

Nope. It will be too strong.

jennlin

how much sleep did you get last night?

Amjoy25

Brandontricia said:

How do you feel about banana hair clips, and how they make your hair look like a waterfall?

LOLLLZZZ. I don't have good things to say about the clip or the look.

My hair NEVER looked this good:

jennlin

what's your favorite color?

jennlin

all the nurses and doctors that worked with you during your hellish L&D...do you have their names written on a post-it somewhere?

jennlin

what career path do you want willa to take? you can only pick one.

Amjoy25

NRyan55 said:

If you are going to an interview would you wear:

a. spanx
b. pumps
c. spanx and pumps

Just B. My Spanx make my belly look like I have a major fupa.

tashad18

What is your favorite body part on your body? Your DH's?

Amjoy25

bkeane619 said:

Butterflies creepy or cool?


Stuck in quote box: cool!

tashad18

At what age do you think you became an adult?

Amjoy25

NRyan55 said:

What color are @sleepy33's eyes?

Like a green or hazel that looks green sometimes?

Lee81

If you could recast Gilligan's Island with actors of today, who would you pick?

Amjoy25

carriet2018 said:

favorite tree/least favorite tree?

Fave: magnolia



Least fave: mesquite (this fucker drops leaves in my pool all day son)

Amjoy25

carriet2018 said:

favorite shark/least favorite shark?

Fave: Great White

Least fave: Bullshark

sleepy33

Amjoy25 said:

NRyan55 said:

What color are @sleepy33's eyes?

Like a green or hazel that looks green sometimes?

Wouldn't you agree that my eyes are, in fact, blue?

Amjoy25

carriet2018 said:

if the only way to stay friends with me would be to become a Pats fan would you?

I would like to say yes....but maybe after Brady retires.

Amjoy25

carriet2018 said:

now that the Patriots are pretty much all Gators, are you a pats fan?

Nope. I severely dislike Brady and Belichick.

Amjoy25

carriet2018 said:

would you sex this guy?

Vrabel? Sure.

ajjf1026

What are the three most important things (in your opinion) that you will teach Willa?

ajjf1026

Will you allow Willa to engage in underage drinking?

ajjf1026

How many more children do you want? Names?

Amjoy25

carriet2018 said:

do you want to get a room with me?

ajjf1026

Who is your bumpie BFF?

ajjf1026

Do you think all of O13 babies are cute?

Amjoy25

carriet2018 said:

do you feel like we are soul mates brought together by the power of the internet, and together we will live a happy and fruitful life?

YES! I'm so glad I didn't allow you to put Palm into our LB group.

bkeane619

If you were to build a compound with your millions from the lawsuit which bumpies would you invite?

Amjoy25

carriet2018 said:

what is your gambling game of choice?

Black Jack!!!