I never cease to amaze myself at how disgusting I really am. I should really never admit this story to anybody hahaha!
Yesterday all day I noticed my butt crack felt sore and seemed tight. I have 1internal and 1external hemorrhoid, but it wasn't that type of pain/irritation.
When I got home from work I felt around and noticed that my external hemorrhoid felt tender, but I didn't think it was swollen or painful enough to be thrombosed (I see enough of those at work to know). I made dh take a pic just to make sure (gotta love him! he's always down for my shenanigans!) bhahaha!
Before I see the pic he's trying to describe what he sees. He says it's a whitehead on the hemorrhoid. I look at the pic, sure enough. WTF body. So I sterilized some of my sharp tweezers & made him tug at it to pop the whitehead. Got it popped, only small clear discharge, but immediate relief. What would I do without DH?!??!
Had to share, because I can't make this shit up and I thought it was kind of crazy LOL. Hope somebody else gets a good laugh at my ass!

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BFP#4 3/17/14 - rainbow Baby BOY arrived 11/10/14 !!
DX: Uterine Septum - Resection 9/5/13 || MTHFR Hetero A1298C || My Chart

Re: NPR and TMI :)
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Missing my little one lost at 9 weeks on 2.24.13. brokenhearted but not broken...
d&c 5/21/13... Still Healing, Still Standing...
MMC discovered 10/2/2013, TWINS... d&c 10/7/2013. I still miss you, little ones.
Surgery December 2013 to remove a 10+cm fibroid... Open myomectomy. Benched for 3-9 months...
Will TTC summer Summer 2014 we hope!
Dear God, Since I couldn't hold my little one in my lap and tell him about you, could you hold him in your lap and tell him about me?
PgAL and PAL always welcome...9 IUIs = 9 BFNs
IVF October 2012: 22 eggs retrieved, 17 fertilized, 5 frozen
ET #1: 1 blast = BFP; Blighted ovum discovered at 7w5d; D&E
FET #1: 1 blast = BFP; Missed m/c discovered at 9w5d; D&E
Karyotyping: normal ~ RPL Testing: normal ~ Hysteroscopy: normal
FET #2: 1 blast transferred 10/25; BFP 10/31!
EDD 7/13/14 ~ Induced at 37w4d due to pre-eclampsia ~ Born on 6/28/14
*Everyone welcome*
Married DH 3/14/09
TTC Since Jan 2011
Diagnosed with PCOS Jan 2013
BFP#1 June 2013/ EDD 2/23/2013 Blighted Ovum confirmed July 18, 2013
took Cytotec July 20, 2013
BFP #2 12/28/2013 EDD 9/11/2014 Its A Girl!!! Rebecca Ann!
Rebecca Ann born 8/31/2014 6lb 1oz 19 inches long 8:55am!!!!
Hope you are feeling better!
ETA: That is not an invitation to share!!!
Began trying for a baby January 2012
BFP 4.25.2013 EDD 1.3.2014 MMC 6.3.2013 D&C 6.19.2013
BFP 11.3.2013 CP 11.6.2013
BFP 3.31.2014 EDD 12.10.2014 Baby boy Carlson born 12.19.2014
A few weeks ago my butt was feeling a little raw and painful too (after a day of non-stop pooping). I tried to check on things myself by squatting over a mirror, not successful. Lol. My DH is a nurse so when he came home I made him look too! Thankfully it was just a little chafing. Some butt paste and wet wipes for a day or two and I was good as new. Thank God for a DH who can do that and still find me attractive!
Anyway, I'm glad you got some relief and have a brave DH!
married my best friend 10/04/08, TTC since July 2012
BFP#1 Thanksgiving 11/22/12, mo-mo twins(one sac), traditional EDD 7/27/13, EDD due to risk 6/15/13
mmc Angel 2/7/13 @ 15w3d, mmc Aubrey 2/13/13 @ 16w2d, D&E 2/16/13
BFP#2 9/21/13, EDD 6/2/14, DD born 5/17/14
All AL always welcome in my threads!