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Started dating in 5/9/05, Married 6/25/11
Started TTC Feb 2013, BFP #1 3/4/13 EDD 11/10/13. MMC 4/9/13 D&C 4/22/13.
BFP #2 7/17/13, EDD 3/29/14 ended in a CP on 7/22/13.
BFP#3 8/19/13 EDD 5/3/14 Nerdling was born 4/29/14, welcome little one!
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    Oh thank god someone started a TP post. TP to hemerroids....like seriously?!?! Like we don't have enough going on already, we have to deal with butt pain and discomfort too?!? How much can one area be punished?!! Not impressed pregnancy. Not impressed at all. My walk looks funny enough without having to keep my enlarged butt cheeks from rubbing. Ug..... (Sorry for tmi.....I'm just miserable)
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    Tp to getting stretch marks PP. That's right not one during pregnancy but after I get them... Haven't gained anything and already at pre preggo weight...
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    TP to contractions that wake me up constantly from 3 am - 5 am and then stop when I finally get out of bed. Enough teasing me body!!! Or at least do it during the day so I can sleep at night.

     

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    DH. Ugh. I'm only having sex for the induction part, but he seems to think I can go at it like a porn star. Missionary only, and you got five minutes before the weight of my ute cuts the blood off to my brain, take it or leave it cause it's business only. And HELL NO are you getting a blowjob. If I kneel I'm stuck down there for life.
    Yess!!!! why do they do this!! My DH keeps saying things like "a BJ would be AMAZING right now" ... fuck you dude, being able to roll over in bed, sleep without puking up acid, putting on socks and shoes without straining and holding my breath, and a GIANT glass of red wine would be AMAZING right now!

    I've been carrying OUR child for 9 months now. What are you doing to deserve massive sexual favors all the time?? You want to have sex, fine! I'm in (if it might induce labor bring it on) but don't expect me to constantly be the one to initiate it and then rock your world... You're lucky I'm still down to do it, and it makes me feel real sexy when your newest pickup line is "baby I'm horny are you horny" I just finished cooking dinner and cleaning the house... these things ARE accomplishments right now. Oh yeah, super horned up...

    might be a little hostile but I don't care, I don't even want to ask for his help around the house right now because I feel like he'll be all "well baby I did two loads of laundry for you today" when he wants something! wrong!! 1. I sorted it, you put it in the washer, moved it to the dryer, then dumped it on our bed where I folded it and put it away. 2. you did not do laundry "for me" you did laundry so you would have clean underwear to wear tomorrow. 3. I do not OWE you for helping around the house that you live in! I'm not your Mommy and you're not helpless. I love it when he helps out because he can tell I'm exhausted/miserable but it is not a free pass to whatever you want later. We both live here, we can both help out!! 

      
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    TP to the hospital for nearly giving me and DH a heart attack when they called today to say they had finally scheduled my C Section (supposed to be next week sometime) and it was for tomorrow morning! She asked me to come in immediately today to have blood tests and do swabs and I started to full on panic that we weren't ready and I didn't have enough time to clean or pack the last few bits etc.. Twenty mins later when my DH has flown home from work and we are running round the house in full on panic mode she calls to say she messed the dates up and it's actually booked for NEXT Tuesday.. Lady I full on nearly soiled myself in fear because of you...
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    TP to my nighttime care option for ds falling through, so I have no idea what to do with my 2 1/2 year old if I go into labor and have to go to the hospital between 8pm-5am. 12 days till EDD and this is not something I wanted to be worrying about!
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    emh81 said:
    DH. Ugh. I'm only having sex for the induction part, but he seems to think I can go at it like a porn star. Missionary only, and you got five minutes before the weight of my ute cuts the blood off to my brain, take it or leave it cause it's business only. And HELL NO are you getting a blowjob. If I kneel I'm stuck down there for life.
    Yess!!!! why do they do this!! My DH keeps saying things like "a BJ would be AMAZING right now" ... fuck you dude, being able to roll over in bed, sleep without puking up acid, putting on socks and shoes without straining and holding my breath, and a GIANT glass of red wine would be AMAZING right now!

    I've been carrying OUR child for 9 months now. What are you doing to deserve massive sexual favors all the time?? You want to have sex, fine! I'm in (if it might induce labor bring it on) but don't expect me to constantly be the one to initiate it and then rock your world... You're lucky I'm still down to do it, and it makes me feel real sexy when your newest pickup line is "baby I'm horny are you horny" I just finished cooking dinner and cleaning the house... these things ARE accomplishments right now. Oh yeah, super horned up...

    might be a little hostile but I don't care, I don't even want to ask for his help around the house right now because I feel like he'll be all "well baby I did two loads of laundry for you today" when he wants something! wrong!! 1. I sorted it, you put it in the washer, moved it to the dryer, then dumped it on our bed where I folded it and put it away. 2. you did not do laundry "for me" you did laundry so you would have clean underwear to wear tomorrow. 3. I do not OWE you for helping around the house that you live in! I'm not your Mommy and you're not helpless. I love it when he helps out because he can tell I'm exhausted/miserable but it is not a free pass to whatever you want later. We both live here, we can both help out!! 

      

    Loving all of this right now. Particularly the part where he did laundry so he would have something to wear. Hubby had come downstairs one morning and was like, ok....you need to do laundry, I've been wearing these boxers the last three days! I laughed my ass off then said 1. You need to tell me when you are running out if clothes....i do not monitor it. And 2. There is a whole pile of boxers on the guest bed that I haven't put away from when I washed them 5 days ago. Jokes on you sir.
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    TP to prodromal labor and the nurse at the hospital that told me if it weren't my first baby they would have admitted me. Alas, I'm stuck at home.

    And TP to my friend who keeps asking if she can come hang out. Sure sure. While I'm 40w 3 days and contracting on a regular basis I'm TOTALLY down for entertaining you for hours. Sure sure. Come on over. /not. Grrr.
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    Ooooohhhhhh LAUNDRY. We got into an argument about detergent the other day. He doesn't want me to use the free and clear on his stuff because it "probably isn't as effective because it's too gentle" and since he coaches baseball his things need to be washed REALLY WELL. And he just likes his things to smell good. Oh really? Now I have even more criteria in how I'm supposed to sort and clean everyone's laundry? You, Sir, are a terrible, TERRIBLE person. Not happening.
     






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    TP to all those butthead husbands out there. I'm so sorry you're all dealing with such BOYS. 
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