Twatwaffle Tuesday

bumpuser10199668

I nominate daylight savings time.  You are not saving me daylight.  You are stripping me of it, you big fat liar.  I hate waking up in the mornings as it is, but now I have to when it is dark? Screw you.

Also? I want a taco.

cornflwr33

It is march and spring is around the corner.... Do we really want more snow??? Ugh

MrsLaLaBug

I nominate Vaguebookers. And passive-aggressive posters. If you have something to say to someone or about them, then say it directly to the person instead of using social media to make yourself feel like you've silently won by snarking on them - when in reality you are the only one who knows who or wtf you are even talking about. Grow some kahooneez and quit using the interwebz as a shield for your inability to handle situations like an adult.

portentosa

I vote Starbucks. I'm up. I'm at work. I'm tired. Why are you not open yet??? This is bullshit.

portentosa

Oh, I also nominate Sears.

Our microwave we bought last March broke...capacitor went out....on the 5th. I called for repair service on the 6th and was told that was the last day of our warranty. So lucky timing right? The repair guy comes out on the 8th and charges DH over $200 for the repair (I was at work) because his paperwork shows our warranty ended on the 4th.

Oh fucking no! I was told the 6th...the day I called...was the last day. So I call Sears yesterday morning and the explain what happened. The woman looks in her computer and says or warranty was good until the 6th so she will forward my request for a refund to the investigation department. A couple hours later I get an email that my warranty ended on the 4th not the 6th, but they'll give me a partial refund to be nice.

Fuck that. I called back and the told the guy that we've been told twice that the warranty was up on the 6th and twice that it was up on the 4th. WTF is up with their computer system?? I want all of our money back. The issue has been escalated to the next level.

/rant

AnyMax

I nominate any place that is not my bed. Eff you. This hard ass chair in the freezing lab is not cutting it.

mrsdanielleM2010

I nominate the students who have started to stare at my belly. Yes, it's for sure bigger than last week, but I just need to make it until Friday (report card/parent conferences are Thursday). I am running out of fat camouflaging clothes.

MrsLaLaBug

yurizaba said:

I nominate the Tassimo coffee machine makers. It took 2 weeks for the coffee machine to arrive and 3 more days for the coffee pods to come (it's one of those cappuccino makers)

DH tried it and it's dead on arrival!!! Now we have re pack it and return it !!

I want my coffeeeeeee!!!

OMG that sucks!! Send it back and get a Keurig!

beckynsean11

I nominate my husband's snoring. FU!!! I don't like sleeping on the couch. The cats are assholes & keep me up half the night. I want a full night of sleep. Less the 4 times a night I need to pee, of course.

nickielachickie

People that judge pregnant women.  Specifically lady at work "You're pregnant and eating THAT?"

Since when did eating a plain bagel with cream cheese become the equivalent of smoking crack?????  My breakfast was eggs, toast, berries, and dinner was salmon, spinach and sweet potato, so if I want to have a plain bagel with cream cheese for lunch, I have every right.

JustCricket

PeopleKnowMe said:

My twatwaffle nomination goes to my landlord. This will be our last month at this apartment and she's claiming that there never was a security deposit. DH and I know 100% for sure that we paid one. DH is calling the bank today to get a copy of the check that we gave her.

I swear 90% of landlords are scam artists when it comes to the deposit... I'd be happier if they said up front "Hey, we're planning on keeping X amount of money anyways b/c you'll never get it clean enough, we're going to repaint anywyas, and doesn't matter what you do with the rugs we're going to claim you ruined them" At least then I'd plan on getting scammed out of my money.

HorseLover11

flyawaycricket said:

PeopleKnowMe said:

My twatwaffle nomination goes to my landlord. This will be our last month at this apartment and she's claiming that there never was a security deposit. DH and I know 100% for sure that we paid one. DH is calling the bank today to get a copy of the check that we gave her.

I swear 90% of landlords are scam artists when it comes to the deposit... I'd be happier if they said up front "Hey, we're planning on keeping X amount of money anyways b/c you'll never get it clean enough, we're going to repaint anywyas, and doesn't matter what you do with the rugs we're going to claim you ruined them" At least then I'd plan on getting scammed out of my money.

The landlord/tenant topic is a hot one this week!! That's crazy to say she never got a deposit!! I've only rented our place twice - the first time I gave it back 100%, but this time I didn't bc it costs a lot of money and time to turn over a place in just 6 months instead of the year they agreed to and you put crap on ALL of my walls

JustCricket

HorseLover11 said:

flyawaycricket said:

PeopleKnowMe said:

My twatwaffle nomination goes to my landlord. This will be our last month at this apartment and she's claiming that there never was a security deposit. DH and I know 100% for sure that we paid one. DH is calling the bank today to get a copy of the check that we gave her.

I swear 90% of landlords are scam artists when it comes to the deposit... I'd be happier if they said up front "Hey, we're planning on keeping X amount of money anyways b/c you'll never get it clean enough, we're going to repaint anywyas, and doesn't matter what you do with the rugs we're going to claim you ruined them" At least then I'd plan on getting scammed out of my money.

The landlord/tenant topic is a hot one this week!! That's crazy to say she never got a deposit!! I've only rented our place twice - the first time I gave it back 100%, but this time I didn't bc it costs a lot of money and time to turn over a place in just 6 months instead of the year they agreed to and you put crap on ALL of my walls

oh yea if they broke the lease... then yea you don't need to give them their money back.. and if they didnt fix the holes in the walls or attempt to repaint. its people like that that screw the good tenants over (when it comes to the bigger rental companies)

HorseLover11

flyawaycricket said:

HorseLover11 said:

flyawaycricket said:

PeopleKnowMe said:

My twatwaffle nomination goes to my landlord. This will be our last month at this apartment and she's claiming that there never was a security deposit. DH and I know 100% for sure that we paid one. DH is calling the bank today to get a copy of the check that we gave her.

I swear 90% of landlords are scam artists when it comes to the deposit... I'd be happier if they said up front "Hey, we're planning on keeping X amount of money anyways b/c you'll never get it clean enough, we're going to repaint anywyas, and doesn't matter what you do with the rugs we're going to claim you ruined them" At least then I'd plan on getting scammed out of my money.

The landlord/tenant topic is a hot one this week!! That's crazy to say she never got a deposit!! I've only rented our place twice - the first time I gave it back 100%, but this time I didn't bc it costs a lot of money and time to turn over a place in just 6 months instead of the year they agreed to and you put crap on ALL of my walls

oh yea if they broke the lease... then yea you don't need to give them their money back.. and if they didnt fix the holes in the walls or attempt to repaint. its people like that that screw the good tenants over (when it comes to the bigger rental companies)

They tried to be good but their "wall cleaner" ruined everything!!

SingleMom31

HorseLover11 said:

flyawaycricket said:

HorseLover11 said:

flyawaycricket said:

PeopleKnowMe said:

My twatwaffle nomination goes to my landlord. This will be our last month at this apartment and she's claiming that there never was a security deposit. DH and I know 100% for sure that we paid one. DH is calling the bank today to get a copy of the check that we gave her.

I swear 90% of landlords are scam artists when it comes to the deposit... I'd be happier if they said up front "Hey, we're planning on keeping X amount of money anyways b/c you'll never get it clean enough, we're going to repaint anywyas, and doesn't matter what you do with the rugs we're going to claim you ruined them" At least then I'd plan on getting scammed out of my money.

The landlord/tenant topic is a hot one this week!! That's crazy to say she never got a deposit!! I've only rented our place twice - the first time I gave it back 100%, but this time I didn't bc it costs a lot of money and time to turn over a place in just 6 months instead of the year they agreed to and you put crap on ALL of my walls

oh yea if they broke the lease... then yea you don't need to give them their money back.. and if they didnt fix the holes in the walls or attempt to repaint. its people like that that screw the good tenants over (when it comes to the bigger rental companies)

They tried to be good but their "wall cleaner" ruined everything!!

This is the first time that I rented our my condo (in Michigan, isn't worth as much as I owe, can't sell it), and our person is moving out at the end of the month.  I'm kind of scared to how I get it back.

SingleMom31

My coworker who was being a twit yesterday.  He was on-site for a project and I was back at the office.  I asked him to get something for me (should have taken two minutes) and he gave me attitude about it.  Like, you could spend two minutes and then scan it to me OR I can spend four hours round trip in the car to do it myself... I'm not going to feel bad moving to a new project next week, even if it screws him a little.

KayNatural

I nominate my hubby's snoring, our sucky mattress, and side sleeping...UGH!!!  With all 3 of those things working against me, I was wide awake at 4am... ended up on the couch and didn't get back to sleep until 5... >:P

JustCricket

I just heard a girl online compare, finding out the sex of your baby is the opposite of what you thought your whole pregnancy, with the death of a child. She's a twatwaffle.

sapphires-and-diamonds

I nominate a friend at a recent baby shower. When she discovered I was pregnant she exclaims loudly "Oh! I thought you looked pregnant when you walked in! I was totally going to ask if you were! How far along are you?" Me: "um, only a little over 13 weeks, so I'm actually not showing yet. In fact, this is just 7 lbs of holiday weight." Loud chick: "Hm, well maybe your boobs are bigger?".

Thanks for making me feel like shit. My only solace is she is probably the biggest ditz I have ever met.

ArmyWife0623

Id like to nominate the 18-24 inches of snow thats coming tomorrow and wednesday. Its nice today so maybe we can melt the 2 feet we already have before getting more!

brittneyandadam

yurizaba said:

I also nominate my SS. 

DH got me a lovely bouquet of chocolate heart lollies (big ones) and I had been saving them and containing myself to not eat them all in one go.

I had 7 left, and today I realised that SS (11yrs old) stole and eat 5 in two days!!!!!

WTF!!!!!!!!!

I'm fuming!

Oh hell no. DH stole my chocolate once...it was like World War 3 in our house

MAH1009

SEK1114 said:

When she discovered I was pregnant she exclaims loudly "Oh! I thought you looked pregnant when you walked in! I was totally going to ask if you were! "

This is what MIL said when we told them we are expecting over the weekend. Thanks for pointing out my insane bloating.

mrsdanielleM2010

criscbish said:

How about the twatwaffle who sent poems to shower guests asking for gifts!?

Winner!

portentosa

I nominate social groups! I'm sure that's in a lot of these threads today...

mcstrepp

beckynsean11 said:

I nominate my husband's snoring. FU!!! I don't like sleeping on the couch. The cats are assholes & keep me up half the night. I want a full night of sleep. Less the 4 times a night I need to pee, of course.

I second this! Minus the cats I don't have.