Shit DH Says

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tashad18

Thanks for sharing!  I needed a good laugh!  I think  I will remember this later and still laugh!

norbert5

Thank you for making me spit out my coffee at a Starbucks. People stared. )

So last weekend DH came towards me with his headlamp on and asked me if he could go prospecting in my cave. I laughed at his proposal a little too hard. #geologistshumorrocks

RedZee

Dangit cd hashtag! I just laughed out loud and woke my sleeping baby ! Finally calmed her and busted up again. Can you get one of guys co-workers to record the reaction ? Update or die.

Gatorsgirl731

While watching the Oscars DH had a few.

Shit my husband says at the Oscars.

"Which is more important the Oscars or Wimbledon?"

"Steve McQueen directed that? I thought he was dead!"

"Oh he looks like shit!" (Upon seeing Mathew McConaughey in Dallas Buyers Club)

elllaf

This just made my day.
Hahaha and an AUDIO book of all things!
#deadamilliontimesdead

5speckledfrogs

I have a funny one!

So about a month ago LO would get cranky in the evenings and fuss more than usual. MH could never remember the word cranky but knew it started with "kkkk" and ended with "keee".

One night I walked into the living room while MH had LO and says "Baby boy, why are you so kinky?" I was hysterical!

babydoll22308

Jmakhomenka said:

I have a funny one!

So about a month ago LO would get cranky in the evenings and fuss more than usual. MH could never remember the word cranky but knew it started with "kkkk" and ended with "keee".

One night I walked into the living room while MH had LO and says "Baby boy, why are you so kinky?" I was hysterical!

Omg laughing so hard.

This post has me laughing so hard I cant handle it!

ncase2

I love everything about this. Please tell me his team is all male