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November 2013 Moms
ElleLazarus
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Off Of Bump Arrest
ElleLazarus
member
Hi! Obviously I am new to the board, when I started my account I had to wait a few days to post. I spent those days cracking up at how funny a lot of you are! I think I've learned most of the do's and dont's during bump arrest so I think I'm ready to join in! I have my flame retardant suit on so if I screw up along the way feel free to flame away. So here's a little about me
1. My baby girl, Landrie was born November 19th, via C-Section or should I say surgical extraction. Yeahh I seriously read THAT far back.
2. Landrie drinks Pepsi.. BF did not work for us. I tried but it wasn't happening so Pepsi it is.
3. I have a 2 year old fur baby who has became LO's guardian. It's very cute.
4. I know TP are for Tuesday but is ok if I do one today as a part of my intro? ... TP to my ass teenager neighbor who looked at me disgustingly today and reminded me that I haven't lost the baby weight yet and that I need to start working out ASAP before my H cheats on me like my ex H did.
5. Now a confession - I waited for it to get dark outside and I threw an egg (just one) at his car. I'm a little ashamed I did that and I feel extremely immature but at the same time it felt wonderful.
I am attempting to post a picture.. I'm on mobile so I hope it works!
This is my sweet baby girl!
1. My baby girl, Landrie was born November 19th, via C-Section or should I say surgical extraction. Yeahh I seriously read THAT far back.
2. Landrie drinks Pepsi.. BF did not work for us. I tried but it wasn't happening so Pepsi it is.
3. I have a 2 year old fur baby who has became LO's guardian. It's very cute.
4. I know TP are for Tuesday but is ok if I do one today as a part of my intro? ... TP to my ass teenager neighbor who looked at me disgustingly today and reminded me that I haven't lost the baby weight yet and that I need to start working out ASAP before my H cheats on me like my ex H did.
5. Now a confession - I waited for it to get dark outside and I threw an egg (just one) at his car. I'm a little ashamed I did that and I feel extremely immature but at the same time it felt wonderful.
I am attempting to post a picture.. I'm on mobile so I hope it works!
This is my sweet baby girl!
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Re: Off Of Bump Arrest
Haha! Bump arrest only lasted a few days.. H has been gone so it was just me and LO all weekend.. When she slept I checked the bump out. It was so funny I couldn't stop.. I didn't read every post but I skimmed through a lot, to learn the lingo and what inside jokes meant. I love how supportive the community is as well.
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In any case, welcome!
I just searched Pepsi in the search bar because I would see random sayings about feeding LOs Pepsi, I was curious what that meant.
I never figured out iguana though..
Welcome.
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