LOL DS

apollonia10

In the last 18 months. DS has vomited down my shirt, pooped directly on my hand, peed on my face, and spread his saliva all over me. When he's sick, he just sneezes right into my shirt. And I have never even wrinkled my nose.

Yet when that kid finds a single one of my hairs on the ground, he has the most disgusted look on his face as he hands it to me. "Hair! Ew! Take it!" STOP JUDGING ME, KID.