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When sitting on the toilet, try and spread the cheeks of your buttocks so the outgoing excrement does not touch your cheeks. This will allow for a quick wiping session as you will only need to apply the toilet paper to your anus and surrounding area, and not the cheeks itself.
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When sitting on the toilet, try and spread the cheeks of your buttocks so the outgoing excrement does not touch your cheeks. This will allow for a quick wiping session as you will only need to apply the toilet paper to your anus and surrounding area, and not the cheeks itself.
Spreading out buttcheeks? Do you want anal tears? Because that's how you get anal tears....
Hold up, does anyone actually wash their vagina 3 times a day when they have their period?
I feel dirty.
I am also very Duurrtty apparently. But washing it at work in the sink is hard, yo!
I admittedly buy those Cottonelle wipes because I like to feel "fresh" on the fly... but by no means do I use them three times a day nor do I wash my coochie out of the sink
Hold up, does anyone actually wash their vagina 3 times a day when they have their period?
I feel dirty.
I am also very Duurrtty apparently. But washing it at work in the sink is hard, yo!
I admittedly buy those Cottonelle wipes because I like to feel "fresh" on the fly... but by no means do I use them three times a day nor do I wash my coochie out of the sink
I can just imagine my H walking in on that..
(Zoe Claire- born at 33.6 weeks- November 19, '14 - 5lbs 15oz)
Wait a second: a loofah?!!?! Ouch!!! I wouldn't go near my vag with a fucking loofah. What the hell?
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LOL my favorite is from the how to defecate: "When the toilet bowl is cold try building a light toilet paper nest"
I think the best part of the how to poo one is the image of the toilet with the sprayer attached.
Is that really a thing? Do people really mod their toilets like that?!
Son: Jackson, 11/02/06, stillborn due to PPROM and IUGR. Over the next ten years we had 9 miscarriages from 8-14 weeks. On May 18, 2016 my daughter, Ridley, was born. We're OADNBC.
She looks like she is doing more than just washing her vagina in that bathtub picture.
She is. That step is labeled "bathe as part of foreplay."
Son: Jackson, 11/02/06, stillborn due to PPROM and IUGR. Over the next ten years we had 9 miscarriages from 8-14 weeks. On May 18, 2016 my daughter, Ridley, was born. We're OADNBC.
I must warn you of its power. The first time DH turned it on, water shot across the bathroom
That's pretty impressive. haha.
Son: Jackson, 11/02/06, stillborn due to PPROM and IUGR. Over the next ten years we had 9 miscarriages from 8-14 weeks. On May 18, 2016 my daughter, Ridley, was born. We're OADNBC.
Ok. I'm a nurse and sadly 55% of my daily work time is washing down yonder. I'm sure as hell my patients would smack the fuck out of me if I went after them with a loofa O.O guess I should be glad that none make those faces...
~*~TTC Baby #2~*~ Me: 30 DF: 29DS: 10 Angel Babies: July, September, and December 2013
The article disturbs me some with the facts they give though. No one should be washing down there THAT many times a day unless you have some kind of horrible hygiene. The body depends on it's own bacteria to fight off the "bad" bacteria. Which is why so many women who have an obsession with being "fresh" subsequently end up with yeast infections lol shower washing is good enough.
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TTC #1 8/2012~Chronic Pelvic Pain Condition began 10/2012~Told I was crazy by many doctors until a good specialist DXed a labral tear and bone impingement in left hip 4/2013~Surgery on left hip: 5/31/13 SUCCESS!!! Pain flares to continue indefinitely (but mostly gone).
Resumed TTC 6/2013~Chronic stomach pain and distension: 8/2013~TTA 1/2014 Until Resolved ~7/2014: Trip to the Mayo Clinic--SUCCESS!! Finally on the road to getting better.
Resumed TTC 7/2014! Third time's the charm....8/2014 Visited the RE~DX: MFI/low morph~Straight to IVF with ICSI! 9/2014~Transferred 1 perfect beautiful 6AA blast with 10 to freeze!!!~10/8/2014: BFP!!!! EDD: 6/17/15 STICK LITTLE BEAN!!! IT'S A BOY!!!!!
I think the best part of the how to poo one is the image of the toilet with the sprayer attached.
Is that really a thing? Do people really mod their toilets like that?!
I wonder if the bidet would replace the using the tub as foreplay step of vagina washing.
My son asked me yesterday for a Bidet for his bathroom. I'm ordering one with my pregnancy test.
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Angel Babies: July, September, and December 2013
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Me: 30 DF: 29 DS: 10
Angel Babies: July, September, and December 2013
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