Crazy dreams

cchild101010

I hear that during pregnancy your dreams can be crazy. I just had my first pregnancy related dream last night and I was wondering what is the craziest dream you all have had so far.

Mine was that I went into labor at 25 weeks (eeek) but luckily I delivered two healthy puppies (as in dogs). I was a little disappointed they weren't cocker spaniel puppies but happy to have healthy puppies none the less. Very weird. 

julesf817

During my first tri I had the most vivid and bizarre dreams every single night. it was to the point where i'd lay down and think to myself "whats it gonna be tonight!"

they've slowed down a lot since, but last night i had some really strange ones.

asparagus95

I had a dream the other night that I was going on the space shuttle. However when it was time to board, I had to crawl through this tiny opening and being claustrophobic I started to panic and made someone drag me out by my feet. Yeah, preggo dreams!

Shell+Bell

No crazy dreams so far with this baby. But my first son I dreamt I gave birth to a very hideously scary baby, like Benjamin Button type scary.

My second baby, I had a lot of dreams with my coworkers involved. I work in construction (in the office) on the site, so basically all my coworkers on a daily basis were men. Very awkward to have dreams about them at night, and then work with them during the day.

motoLyn

Two dreams stand out to me, the first one was where I was being chased by a horde of flesh eating zombies, only to escape by jumping into some small sports car and racing off.  The other one I was a spy parachuting into some communist country and having to secure a magical stuffed pig.  Yeah that one I woke up crying.  Why did I cry, I have NO IDEA! 

Last night my dream involved Benedict Cumberbatch (actor that plays Sherlock Holmes on BBC series).  I was madly in love with him and he had feelings for me but liked my older sister more.  I woke up heart broken, took me 20 minutes to shake off those feelings before I could face my husband. 

talkthewholetime

I had an "I delivered puppies" dream too!

I'm a little bummed I haven't had any wild dreams lately.

BBer4

I had a dream that my baby was a bunch of onions that were wired together into a baby shape. I still loved that little onion baby so hard. But it was so stressful because we had to make sure the dog didn't eat her since onions are poisonous for dogs.

Hedgessm

Mine have all been scary dreams. I had one where people broke into our house when I was home alone. So I went up into our attic to hide but in the attic I found the grudge girl and the ghost from mama. So I was trying to decide if it was better to stay in the attic with the deadly ghosts or face the people who broke into my house. I woke up really freaked out!!

cchild101010

talkthewholetime said:

I had an "I delivered puppies" dream too!

I'm a little bummed I haven't had any wild dreams lately.

Maybe I need to look up what it means!

cchild101010

BBer4 said:

I had a dream that my baby was a bunch of onions that were wired together into a baby shape. I still loved that little onion baby so hard. But it was so stressful because we had to make sure the dog didn't eat her since onions are poisonous for dogs.

I love love love this! Your concern is about the dog getting poisoned but not about your baby being eaten. LOL!! Since we only have fur babies at the moment, I would probably feel the same way in my dream

BBer4

cchild101010 said:

BBer4 said:

I had a dream that my baby was a bunch of onions that were wired together into a baby shape. I still loved that little onion baby so hard. But it was so stressful because we had to make sure the dog didn't eat her since onions are poisonous for dogs.

I love love love this! Your concern is about the dog getting poisoned but not about your baby being eaten. LOL!! Since we only have fur babies at the moment, I would probably feel the same way in my dream

I'm going to be such a wonderful mother, I just know it.

cchild101010

@talkthewholetime - per one website - to dream that you are giving birth to a non-human creature signifies your overwhelming (and unfounded) fear in the health of your baby. This type of dream is common in expectant mothers in their 2nd trimester. 

I liked the idea I had this morning that it just meant all of the dogs in our house were mine and not my husband's ;-)

sisterjanet

I had a nightmare that there were invisible monsters that looked like the holes cartoons fall into, sliding along the floor and eating people.  I was convinced the monsters were going to eat my baby, and I was trying to defeat the monsters, but I was losing.  One monster ate a random high school acquaintance that I haven't even thought of in years while she was walking around talking loudly on her phone, and then I woke up.

Hedgessm

sisterjanet said:

I had a nightmare that there were invisible monsters that looked like the holes cartoons fall into, sliding along the floor and eating people.  I was convinced the monsters were going to eat my baby, and I was trying to defeat the monsters, but I was losing.  One monster ate a random high school acquaintance that I haven't even thought of in years while she was walking around talking loudly on her phone, and then I woke up.

This sounds like the type of dreams I keep having too! I'm jealous of the ladies that talk about dreaming sweet things about LO or having awesome naughty dreams. While we are running from monsters...

ns1

I can totally picture this onion baby!

This was a while ago, but I dreamed that my parents were watching my daughter but she ran away from them into a stampede of rhinoceros.

jjh471

I had a dream DH cheated on me while I was pregnant. But it ended up being ok...I got remarried to Leonardo Dicaprio and he helped raise the baby

Don't think I'd be devastated IRL. ;;)

DaisyTortilla

I constantly dream nonsense stuff. The other night I had a dream that I was playing call of duty IRL. Pregnant and all. I won't toot my own horn but I was kicking ass! Lol

hatrats

My most bizarre one was that I was at a gas station involved in some sort of shoot out that had morphed from a video game into real life.  Then I went into the gas station and there was some congressman that I was going to whore myself out to.  We went into the bathroom and he pulled out some money.  I told him that wasn't nearly enough.  He asked how much, and I told him to hand me his wallet.  He did and there was like $30k in there so I took it all out and gave him back his wallet.  Then I said, "But you have to do me from behind so I don't have to look at your face," (he looked like a skeezy ass politician with greasy hair) and we did it.  I woke up feeling all kinds of depraved.

jenb_99

I have wild and crazy sex dreams when I'm pregnant, and they can involve pretty much anyone I've ever seen or been in contact with, male and female. Movie stars, exes, former coworkers, etc.

bumpuser10194737

With my first I dreamt I have birth to a bunny. I was so mad that I went through nine months of pregnancy for something I could have bought at a pet store.

Last night I dreamed that I went in for my C/S and my OB wasn't there, so the nurse who answers phones and our pediatrician were going to do the C/S instead. I was a little concerned about it, but the nurse assured me that it would be fine because she had seen my OB do them tons of times. I had a TINY baby (like, probably the size he is now at 23 weeks) and was pushing him in a little bassinet in the hall at the hospital. Then I decided to let him stay in the nursery for awhile while I left the hospital to go clothes shopping at LOFT where I ran into my manager from when I worked at Ann Taylor years ago.

Bootsie327

The onions dream!!! I'm dying!

And if I dreamt about the grudge girl in my house, I would have to move out. Haha

My dreams are like trippy Vicodin dreams that don't make any sense. I wish I was having sexxxy dreams but no dice! Harry Styles (one of my cougar guilty pleasure crushes...shhh, I know) made an appearance one night, and I got excited, but then he was just taking a shower in his undies. And I wasn't showering with him, I just saw him get in. Wtf? And then later in the dream, I gave birth to a three year old girl (I'm having a boy).

candrew05

I had a dream about ice cream the other night. It was called "corona flavoured ice cream" lol...but when I licked it, it would then turn into a chocolate marshmallow square.

ebox322

I keep having dreams where I'm in a steamy relationship, or just plain booty calling Jax from Vanderpump Rules....I don't hate it!

With my son I had a dream that I gave birth to a little baby kitty, and I felt jipped. And one where he was like a little Polly Pocket and I literally put him in my pocket to take him home.

megmegs

I dreamed last night that my kid came out talking (with Roseanne Barr's voice). She announced to me when she needed to eat and be changed, and told me that I needed more Bob Dillon songs on my iPhone playlist. When I asked her how she knew who Bob Dillon was, she said that she was actually the spirit of a 40-year-old mermaid who had somehow gotten transported into our baby during a trip to the beach. Hubs says he wants some of whatever drugs I'm on.