Kegels??

BiggerinRealLife

How did you get a guy who watches anal bleached porn without giving blow jobs?

avidkeo

BiggerinRealLife said:

How did you get a guy who watches anal bleached porn without giving blow jobs?

Snap!!!

Miss504NOLA

BJs are gross, but you watch porn? :-/

Stace0616

Ladies! This thread has gotten WAY off topic! We need to circle back to vag rejuv!!!

I for one am curious, GlynnCoco... How would you describe the surgery? Like what do they DO when they are in there????

Miss504NOLA

ImnAtari said:

Miss504NOLA said:

BJs are gross, but you watch porn? :-/

Never try to understand the troll, just sit back and enjoy the train-wreck.


Trust me, I know.

GlynnCoco

Stace0616 said:

Ladies! This thread has gotten WAY off topic! We need to circle back to vag rejuv!!! I for one am curious, GlynnCoco... How would you describe the surgery? Like what do they DO when they are in there????

Thank you!! ) They just make you a virgin again!! No big deal )

KatieGummow

So you can be touched for the very first time again?

Stace0616

But if you just had a baby, wouldn't the jig be up? Hasn't your hubbi already had your virginity once? Why would he need it again?

KatieGummow

Stace0616, it's a secret, you wouldn't understand.

GlynnCoco

Stace0616 said:

But if you just had a baby, wouldn't the jig be up? Hasn't your hubbi already had your virginity once? Why would he need it again?

Its just better for everyone!! I can feel like new again instead of a flappy vagina new mom who doesnt take care of herself!! )

Stace0616

KatieGummow said:

Stace0616, it's a secret, you wouldn't understand.

It's probably because lost mine sooooo long ago that I forgot what it was like.

kseccomb17

:^o :-O

Bluebird2318

GlynnCoco said:

Stace0616 said:

Ladies! This thread has gotten WAY off topic! We need to circle back to vag rejuv!!! I for one am curious, GlynnCoco... How would you describe the surgery? Like what do they DO when they are in there????

Thank you!! ) They just make you a virgin again!! No big deal )

Maybe that's what I need! The thought of the actual person I lost my virginity to makes me:

BiggerinRealLife

GlynnCoco said:

Stace0616 said:

Ladies! This thread has gotten WAY off topic! We need to circle back to vag rejuv!!! I for one am curious, GlynnCoco... How would you describe the surgery? Like what do they DO when they are in there????

Thank you!! ) They just make you a virgin again!! No big deal )

Stace0616

I wouldn't really know anything about flappy vaginas... My hubby needs all the extra room I can give him, if you know what I mean

kseccomb17

Nothing screams "mother of the year" more than a tight new vagina.

KatieGummow

Jessieann1020 said:

Also who watches porn but says eww to a BJ!?

Maybe she doesn't like Popsicles...

kseccomb17

She likes hot dogs.

KatieGummow

kseccomb17 said:

She likes hot dogs.

That is a whole different ball game. (see what I did there?)

Serenla

What the balls did I just read?

Medic99

Wow so now I am a flappy vagina mom who doesn't take care of herself because I didn't get a vag lift........that is definitely a new one for me. I must tell DH this. I wonder if he knows.....

bootsiebabe

You guys, now I'm questioning my choice to have a vaginal birth.  How am I going to get a second baby if I have a flappy vagina?  And more importantly, how am I going to keep it in while I'm trying to cook it? 

Serenla

bootsiebabe said:

You guys, now I'm questioning my choice to have a vaginal birth.  How am I going to get a second baby if I have a flappy vagina?  And more importantly, how am I going to keep it in while I'm trying to cook it? 

Cross your legs?

Medic99

@bootsiebabe....one word HOTDOG. I hear they make awesome vag plugs to help bake the baby in there longer if you have a flappy vag.

GlynnCoco

bootsiebabe said:

You guys, now I'm questioning my choice to have a vaginal birth.  How am I going to get a second baby if I have a flappy vagina?  And more importantly, how am I going to keep it in while I'm trying to cook it? 

Kegels??

GlynnCoco

P&B715 said:

Hmmmm.... What are your thoughts about BJ's happening in porn?

I dont care what other people do but it doesnt do anything for me

Serenla

Medic99 said:

@bootsiebabe....one word HOTDOG. I hear they make awesome vag plugs to help bake the baby in there longer if you have a flappy vag.

But what if you need to knit? Wouldn't the hot dog get in the way?

Sisimama10

I swear after I had my daughter I was too tight. Not even kidding. It took months for sex to be comfortable again. The last thing I want is to be even tighter. No vag rejuv for me.

snmetz7

AFter reading this im seriously considering to stop doing my  kegels. I don't know if my vagina can handle all the responsibility!

Serenla

Sisimama10 said:

I swear after I had my daughter I was too tight. Not even kidding. It took months for sex to be comfortable again. The last thing I want is to be even tighter. No vag rejuv for me.

It would be a built-in chastity belt.

GlynnCoco

But really should I be doing kegels for my baby??

avidkeo

GlynnCoco said:

But really should I be doing kegels for my baby??

you're having a c-section? what do you think you will get out of doing kegels????

GlynnCoco

Jessieann1020 said:

P&B715 said:

Hmmmm.... What are your thoughts about BJ's happening in porn?

I dont care what other people do but it doesnt do anything for me

Well it is supposed to do it for him.....

Me and hubbi agreed that its not really aprropriate thing for a wife to do

Serenla

GlynnCoco said:

Jessieann1020 said:

GlynnCoco said:

P&B715 said:

Hmmmm.... What are your thoughts about BJ's happening in porn?

I dont care what other people do but it doesnt do anything for me

Well it is supposed to do it for him.....

Me and hubbi agreed that its not really aprropriate thing for a wife to do

I just...so does his hooker on the side do it then?

strawberrytree

I just wanted to let you know I admire your dedication to updating your siggy every single day with the countdown to your elective C section, instead of having a ticker. Almost as impressive as your dedication to altering your body to keep your husband happy. Good thing your ILs are loaded! I'm sure vag lifts and anal bleaching aren't cheap!

GlynnCoco

Serenla said:

Jessieann1020 said:

P&B715 said:

Hmmmm.... What are your thoughts about BJ's happening in porn?

I dont care what other people do but it doesnt do anything for me

Well it is supposed to do it for him.....

Me and hubbi agreed that its not really aprropriate thing for a wife to do

I just...so does his hooker on the side do it then?

Thats not nice!!  X( Hes a very nice man!!

snmetz7

theres too many rules! I don't think I can keep up. I want to be the best wife possible so... Do kegels and get a vag rejuv for hubs but get a c-section because you don't want to be flappy. Watch porn, and bleach my anus but BJs are strictly for the hooker... did I miss anything? Do I have to hire the hooker for him? Or do I let him get that himself?

Serenla

snmetz7 said:

theres too many rules! I don't think I can keep up. I want to be the best wife possible so... Do kegels and get a vag rejuv for hubs but get a c-section because you don't want to be flappy. Watch porn, and bleach my anus but BJs are strictly for the hooker... did I miss anything? Do I have to hire the hooker for him? Or do I let him get that himself?

Wait when they are alive they are call girls. It's when they are dead that they are just
Hookers.
Edit spelling.

snmetz7

Serenla said:

theres too many rules! I don't think I can keep up. I want to be the best wife possible so... Do kegels and get a vag rejuv for hubs but get a c-section because you don't want to be flappy. Watch porn, and bleach my anus but BJs are strictly for the hooker... did I miss anything? Do I have to hire the hooker for him? Or do I let him get that himself?

Wait when they are alive they are call girls. It's when they are dead that they are just Hookers. Edit spelling.

damn i'm screwing up already!

liztheus

This is the funniest shit I've ever read on this board. Night = made