What are you doing for ur babies future??

GlynnCoco

I learned some people like to play classical music to their tummies to make the babies smart. Does that work??

I'm playing Top 40 bc with hubby's family money smart wont be a problem but I do want him to have lots of friends.

What about you??

GlynnCoco

LuckySquare said:

I'm totally taking steroids right now so he can have huge muscles as soon as he's born! I want him to be RIPPED, because ripped guys have all the cool... so ripped baby = teh shit, right?

Im sorry to jugde, but that doesnt sound safe

nicole mackenzie

Not sure if this is what you mean.

I plan on opening an account in baby's name where birthday and Christmas money from family can be placed. We will also try to make a monthly deposit for them. I will probably invest in mutual funds for baby.

I don't want a college specific fund despite the tax break because I want my child to make choice on their own. They may want to live overseas for a year, or work for a year before attending college or maybe they won't attend college. I want them to be free to make that choice. With the understanding that we can't help them financially with college beyond this fund.

Im not doing anything in-utero. I'll read and sing to them and teach them French when she comes out.

KatieGummow

I am drinking alcohol daily so they can know how to party when they get into college and they will also have a tolerance to alcohol so girls have a harder time taking advantage of them.

BiggerinRealLife

You go with your top 40. I want my baby to come out looking like Ke$ha. Glitter spilling out of my vag and all.

sloger

I taught my baby in utero all the words to "Bohemian Rhapsody" she can sing just like Freddie Mercury!

GlynnCoco

KatieGummow said:

I am drinking alcohol daily so they can know how to party when they get into college and they will also have a tolerance to alcohol so girls have a harder time taking advantage of them.

That is scary I'm sorry for youre poor baby if youre serious

bootsiebabe

@sloger this make me LOL!

jobabyyy

KatieGummow said:

I am drinking alcohol daily so they can know how to party when they get into college and they will also have a tolerance to alcohol so girls have a harder time taking advantage of them.

I'm doing this too. I also make sure to watch a lot of MTV reality so my son will know how to pick up chicks and look good doing it.

sugarrush

GlynnCoco said:

I learned some people like to play classical music to their tummies to make the babies smart. Does that work??

It totally works!! My little angel face has already received her early acceptance letter to Harvard.  BAM!

MamaFantastic

i just took a fetal massage class.  they say if you rub your belly and press in the right trigger spots in the 2nd and 3rd trimesters, it will put your fetus in a dream-like trance in the womb.  i hope to replicate this experience outside of the womb too.  the website for the class told me it would eliminate all forms of crying once baby is born, and i like that.  i'm down with the poopy diapers and crumbs on the floor, but i will not tolerate a mouthy infant.

you can't put a price on a baby who never cries.  i'm a very good student, and i'm confident this will work.

GlynnCoco

I dont think you guys understand the question  :-/

tushjhav

I pray every morning and night outloud, hoping baby can hear. There are. Few Indian verses they say u shud say outloud, and I hope my baby learns this as well as hope to play/ say these to soothe bsby. Also me and hubby alternate reading outloud Are you my mother/ good night moon.

strawberrytree

I'm eating lots of bacon so my baby will grow up knowing bacon is awesome. I think that's all he really needs to know to have a happy life. 

maelic

My baby already has a PhD in astrophysics.

KatieGummow

kcp913 said:

KatieGummow said:

I am drinking alcohol daily so they can know how to party when they get into college and they will also have a tolerance to alcohol so girls have a harder time taking advantage of them.

Omg, I'm totally doing this too. I want to make sure she can drink frat brothers under the table so they cant get her drunk and take advantage of her (unless that's what she wants). I'm also gonna teach beer pong as soon as she's able to stand and throw to improve hand eye coordination.  My daughter's gonna be a champ.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GlynnCoco

strawberrytree said:

I'm eating lots of bacon so my baby will grow up knowing bacon is awesome. I think that's all he really needs to know to have a happy life. 

Everyone likes bacon, that kid will have lots of friends!! )

katieharpiceland

LOL. I soak in classical music in the bath tub a night. Just a little bit of Mozart sheet music in the water. My baby already composed his first symphony. Its pretty sweet. 

Serenla

BiggerinRealLife said:

You go with your top 40. I want my baby to come out looking like Ke$ha. Glitter spilling out of my vag and all.

That would be a sight.

katieharpiceland

Serenla said:

You go with your top 40. I want my baby to come out looking like Ke$ha. Glitter spilling out of my vag and all.

That would be a sight.

I actually visualized a delivery room full with a puff of glitter. 

GlynnCoco

Serenla said:

You go with your top 40. I want my baby to come out looking like Ke$ha. Glitter spilling out of my vag and all.

That would be a sight.

Thats inpossible!! )

Serenla

I'm reading the dictionary out loud so he will skip the baby talk phase, I hate it when you can't understand the baby gibberish.

katieharpiceland

But not impossible!!! <<<vagglitterpuff>>>

blahswife

I'm going to start reading her bedtime stories. I just getting her some books together. I also plan on opening her a savings account to save money for her. I had a friend do it for her kids and it worked well.

sloger

BiggerinRealLife said:

You go with your top 40. I want my baby to come out looking like Ke$ha. Glitter spilling out of my vag and all.

AcaAwkward

This is your vagina, right BIRL?

KatieGummow

MaiTaiBeth said:

not drinking

Are you calling me a bad mom?

Rogue237

I'm entering her in a "Most Beautiful Fetus 2014" pageant. My only regret is that I can't put make up on her yet, but that will change once she's out of the womb. Because they're only pretty if they look borderline like dolls.

maelic

Rogue237 said:

I'm entering her in a "Most Beautiful Fetus 2014" pageant. My only regret is that I can't put make up on her yet, but that will change once she's out of the womb. Because they're only pretty if they look borderline like dolls.

Yeah, no, that's a cylon. 

Rogue237

maelic said:

Rogue237 said:

I'm entering her in a "Most Beautiful Fetus 2014" pageant. My only regret is that I can't put make up on her yet, but that will change once she's out of the womb. Because they're only pretty if they look borderline like dolls.

Yeah, no, that's a cylon. 

Hahahhahahahha I can't tell you how creepy I felt googling to find the picture. History>delete.

sking72

AcaAwkward said:

This is your vagina, right BIRL?

is there anyway to pay a nurse or doctor to do something like this? or am i going tohave to smuggle in my own glitter popper? 

Mamamonzo

I've picked up a meth addiction (blue meth....breaking bad fans??). I've also already had the safe sex talk with him so when he's born he's good to go. I like the beer pong idea to help with coordination!
DH and I usually get into at least one screaming match a week to raise my blood pressure too. Hopefully he can feel it and learn to manage stress.

Serenla

maelic said:

Rogue237 said:

I'm entering her in a "Most Beautiful Fetus 2014" pageant. My only regret is that I can't put make up on her yet, but that will change once she's out of the womb. Because they're only pretty if they look borderline like dolls.

I love a good BSG ref.

Yeah, no, that's a cylon. 

Afterlater

Both my DW and I talk to him constantly because only gay people make gay babies, or atleast that is what I hear!
Both of our parents must have been the only exceptions to this rule...
Who wouldn't want a fabulous son that tells him mammas what to wear and sprinkles glitter everywhere!

klscas

Mamamonzo said:

I've picked up a meth addiction (blue meth....breaking bad fans??). I've also already had the safe sex talk with him so when he's born he's good to go. I like the beer pong idea to help with coordination!
DH and I usually get into at least one screaming match a week to raise my blood pressure too. Hopefully he can feel it and learn to manage stress.

This. With the blue meth. I've recently read you should share needles while your pregnant too.. the more diseases you catch the more immune your baby will be!!

MegJ17

Where were you ladies for my first two pregnancies? I could have used all these tips then. At least there is hope for the twins!

BiggerinRealLife

aronie82 said:

This is your vagina, right BIRL?

DEAD  ^:)^ )

::wide-eyed stare:: @AcaAwkward how did you know??? I knew you were stalking me from my bushes.

GlynnCoco

I really hope most of you are kidding? Some of you sound like your doing good things for youre babys but idk about most of this ideas.  I think just do youre best and love youre babys and they'll probabily be really nice and cool and people will like them.

I was thinking about doing pagents too, until I found out Im having a boy. They seem like a good way to make friends?

BiggerinRealLife

jellysparkles said:

aronie82 said:

This is your vagina, right BIRL?

DEAD  ^:)^ )

::wide-eyed stare:: @AcaAwkward how did you know??? I knew you were stalking me from my bushes.

I see what you did there

@jellysparkles

klscas

GlynnCoco said:

I really hope most of you are kidding? Some of you sound like your doing good things for youre babys but idk about most of this ideas.  I think just do youre best and love youre babys and they'll probabily be really nice and cool and people will like them.

I was thinking about doing pagents too, until I found out Im having a boy. They seem like a good way to make friends?

A great way! What better friends then those constantly in competition with you?! I should have thought of this first. Toilet paper to me

strawberrytree

GlynnCoco said:

I really hope most of you are kidding? Some of you sound like your doing good things for youre babys but idk about most of this ideas.  I think just do youre best and love youre babys and they'll probabily be really nice and cool and people will like them.

I was thinking about doing pagents too, until I found out Im having a boy. They seem like a good way to make friends?

You could totally put a boy in pageants. I've seen it on Toddlers and Tiaras and that is a great show to get parenting tips from.