Sh!t kids say...

michaelaskedlauren

We havent had one of these in a while, and I always find them hilarious. Here is mine:

Ever since I started to really show DS has been in love with my growing belly. He asks others to show them theirs all the time. The other night he was looking at my belly, points to it and goes "Mamma, too big!" I still have another 10 weeks to go, so it is only going to get bigger from here! Youre lucky Im pregnant kiddo and not just enjoying too many holiday goodies!

michaelaskedlauren

LibraryChica just reminded me of another one. Lately when DS wakes up he has taken to saying over and over "Mommy/Daddy where are you? Open the door!"

aglenn

DD was very interested in my belly when I was pregnant with DS, too.  She asked me one day (not very long ago, embarrassingly enough), "Mommy, why is your belly still so big?  There's not a baby in there any more."  Yeah...you have a valid point, DD... 

PSU_Texan

I have two of the dirty-but not category.

1 - We had a selection of cake balls from a party at the house.  The girls and DH were enjoying a treat and my oldest said, "Daddy, let me have a bite of your balls"  I almost lost it.

2 - We were driving and my daughter noticed birds flying in and making nests in the sign letters on a strip shopping center.  And she said, "Look Mommy, two birds flew in the A hole"... why yes, yes they did.

jf198400

DS is 21months and just started talking in sentences "I did it" "I've got it" etc. one that he says a lot is "I sit" which cracks me up b/c it sounds like he's cursing at me.

shannm

Away on business. Called to say goodnight to my son and he asked if I was making friends. I laughed and said yes. He said, "good, I was worried about that."

thedash

Getting ready for work a few days ago when DS walked past, patted my butt a few times and said "Nope! Mama no have poopy." Then just kept walking.

groovygrl

DD plopped down on a stool in the kitchen the other day and started singing- I love my vagina, vagina vagina, Boys love their penis, penis penis...

amywoods824

The other day when we were leaving for work/daycare DD asked where daddy's car was. I responded "DD remember Daddy went to work." (He leaves a few mins before us). She replied "Daddy goes to work. DD goes go school. Mommy goes shopping." Way to call me out kid, thanks.

wychets

shannm said:

Away on business. Called to say goodnight to my son and he asked if I was making friends. I laughed and said yes. He said, "good, I was worried about that."

Bahahhaaa!! Love it!

wychets

My Nephew is 5yo...We were watching a movie and he turns around and asks "Tt did they have tv when you were little?" Sighsss I am only 26 kid!!

MirandaHobbes

In a busy Target this weekend, DS sees a toy he wants and I tell him he has to wait for Christmas. He says he has his own money in his piggy bank, and that he wants to buy it  himself. I tell him no, his piggy bank money is for college. He starts crying and wailing "I don't want to go to college! I don't want to go to college!!" All the parents were cracking up.

DS named his Elf on the Shelf "Fluffy Cute Kitty." Then later he corrected himself and named him "Fluffy Cute Elf." He still makes me say the whole name, I can't just call him Fluffy.

 

jennyelf

More of a mispronunciation, kiddo is going through the typical toddler stage where the word truck doesn't sound like the word truck when he says it. Even worse, when he says dump truck, the "p" sound gets left of the word dump. Anyway, on the way to daycare / work we passed a line of trucks and kiddo is excitedly shouting his little head off about the trucks, while I have my car window open and I'm handing my badge over to the security guard... "I swear he's just excited about the trucks sir..."

BeeGirl2

DS1 (age 4) on the way to school said  "Mom when someone tells you that you should switch to decaf, what does that mean?"

2-Step

A friend and I put our kids in the gym daycare while we worked out together and when we came back the daycare lady told us her two-year old DD marched right in and told her "My daddy works all day so he can make lots of money so mommy and I can play all day"