Are you trying to be funny/stupid or nice? My friend's family does that, and I remember as a kid, the gifts never really worked for her. Like, one year, she got an oversized pair of obnoxious Christmas boxers... If she was adult sized, she could have worn them for PJs, but since she wasn't, it was sort of a waste. I think she gave them to her older brother or something. I like those type of gifts in the moment, but at the end of the day, I always end up thinking, "What can I do with this?" If you want it to be useful/nice though, I think that you're somewhat limited to a giftcard (Target maybe? - Diapers for the very young or very old, something in between for everyone else).