January 2014 Moms

You'd think I know better by now...

There is a customer that comes in and of course kisses you on your cheek when saying "hello" 
 We have a special relationship, as I don't judge him or his crazy sexual antics*

Every time- with out fail-  he says hello (kiss on the cheek) rubs my belly and proceeds to pull out his cellphone to show me all the "hotties and their johnsons" that he hooked up with over the weekend!  

 I am over here like "you just kissed me with that mouth and it's been all over town this weekend!!!" 


I love him, but seriously... No MORE kisses for me, you dirty-dirty whore! lol 




















Re: You'd think I know better by now...

  • Lol. Where do you work????
    Sounds like some of my customers!!!
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  • @maryBB77,  I work in the floral industry... 




















  • lol this gave me a well needed laugh today, thanks.
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  • Bwahaha good thing you at least put 2 and 2 together...dirty dirty mouth!
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