PIP some crazy baby junk

KingLED

So, I was looking through my G+ feed and saw this.  So it made me wonder what other baby crap there is out there just just makes you scratch your head.

So please do share.  I could use some laughs.

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KingLED

ScrappyLika said:

This reminds me of these...  (only picture I could find that included clothing)

lebradford

Omg, that baby hanging thing looks dangerous! And I first I judged the hell out of that iPad potty chair. Then I flashed back to potty training DS and decided that anything goes for potty training.

seventhumbs

EllyD14 said:

So, I was looking through my G+ feed and saw this.  So it made me wonder what other baby crap there is out there just just makes you scratch your head.

So please do share.  I could use some laughs.

LINK

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I fear for the future of the human race when I see shit like this.

KingLED

lebradford said:

Omg, that baby hanging thing looks dangerous! And I first I judged the hell out of that iPad potty chair. Then I flashed back to potty training DS and decided that anything goes for potty training.

haha, yeah.  I've never had to potty train a kid so I have no idea.  But I just kept thinking that I have a hard enough time trying to get my h off the toilet when he's too busy reading or playing games, I couldn't image trying to argue with a kid I'm trying to potty train.  lol

lebradford

EllyD14 said:

lebradford said:

Omg, that baby hanging thing looks dangerous! And I first I judged the hell out of that iPad potty chair. Then I flashed back to potty training DS and decided that anything goes for potty training.

haha, yeah.  I've never had to potty train a kid so I have no idea.  But I just kept thinking that I have a hard enough time trying to get my h off the toilet when he's too busy reading or playing games, I couldn't image trying to argue with a kid I'm trying to potty train.  lol

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Just don't tell your husband about this chair. ;-)

lebradford

I want to play along, but I don't know how to PIP an image from the interwebs on mobile, so I'm going to try a picture link. Creepy hand pillows.

https://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/products/pillow.jpg

abbyful

ScrappyLika said:

There has been more than once that I wished I had something like this! If you're shopping alone and need to pee, sometimes there are no good options! 

KingLED

lebradford said:

I want to play along, but I don't know how to PIP an image from the interwebs on mobile, so I'm going to try a picture link. Creepy hand pillows. https://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/products/pillow.jpg

Are those weighted or mold-able or something?  They're definitely creepy.

MusicFanatic

I totally want an iPad holder for when I poop.

Here's what I just saw-

Also an iPad holder, for when your kid jumps on a trampoline.  Because, that's super safe.

seventhumbs

MusicFanatic said:

I totally want an iPad holder for when I poop.

Here's what I just saw-

Also an iPad holder, for when your kid jumps on a trampoline.  Because, that's super safe.

I hate to be THAT grumpy old lady, but seriously... What's wrong with just jumping on the damn trampoline? Must the kid also be glued to a piece of electronic equipment at the same time?

"IN MY DAY," etc etc...

jamjoyful

This is one I have seen often! I can't get over the fact that you are actually sucking the boogers out of your baby's nose. I just couldn't do it.

lebradford

EllyD14 said:

lebradford said:

I want to play along, but I don't know how to PIP an image from the interwebs on mobile, so I'm going to try a picture link. Creepy hand pillows.

https://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/products/pillow.jpg

Are those weighted or mold-able or something?  They're definitely creepy.


Yeah, kind of. I think they're like bean bags or something. Here's the product link.

https://www.pregnancystore.com/zaky.html

CMSullivan326

That ride on vacuum is the best thing ever. DS needs one for Christmas.

Ceridwen21

Joy1192 said:

This is one I have seen often! I can't get over the fact that you are actually sucking the boogers out of your baby's nose. I just couldn't do it.

This is actually amazing and really useful. There's a barrier so you don't ingest the snot. Way better than those stupid sucking bulbs.

Ceridwen21

My mom wanted to buy DS the iPad potty. I politely declined.

MusicFanatic

seventhumbs said:

I totally want an iPad holder for when I poop.

Here's what I just saw-

Also an iPad holder, for when your kid jumps on a trampoline.  Because, that's super safe.

I hate to be THAT grumpy old lady, but seriously... What's wrong with just jumping on the damn trampoline? Must the kid also be glued to a piece of electronic equipment at the same time? "IN MY DAY," etc etc...

I'm sure most of us would agree  SO silly.

jamjoyful

NellyBluth said:

Joy1192 said:

This is one I have seen often! I can't get over the fact that you are actually sucking the boogers out of your baby's nose. I just couldn't do it.

Dude, those things are money.

 The snot goes nowhere near your mouth, and it clears up their noses so much better than those shitty bulbs. DD hates it, but it beats the shit out of wiping her nose every five seconds and listening to her mouth breathe all day and night.

It's not something I ever thought I would buy, but it was ten dollars very well spent.

Well, now I am intrigued. Is it easy to clean out?

jjsmommy0714

Um....gag.

oneblessedmess

jjsmommy0714 said:

Um....gag.

It's better than using nothing but your mouth, which my mom swears she used to do for us because she couldn't stand seeing us struggling to breathe through our little snot filled noses.

CMSullivan326

AMazeOfGrace said:

jjsmommy0714 said:

Um....gag.

It's better than using nothing but your mouth, which my mom swears she used to do for us because she couldn't stand seeing us struggling to breathe through our little snot filled noses.

Dood. I gagged way too hard reading that.

I love my kid but there's no way in hell my mouth is wrapping around his nose to suck snot.