Please decide to make your grand enterance this weekend. I know what with the holidays you've got a busy schedule of appearances and such but I'd really like to meet you while I'm still sane. Now I know your sisters were more of the casual party guests but being a tad early is never a bad thing! I've said it once and I will say it again, if you're early you're on time! It's sort of my motto.
We have a lot of amenities out here. Toys, other kids to play with, and well your dad...he's pretty cool. I know new environments can be scary but I promise there will be familiar sounds and those jabs you've felt, those are just your sisters way of welcoming you.
Now, should you decide that the next 48 hrs are not preferable for travel know that we won't keep bugging you. As with all our girls you'll come in your own time. I just figured no harm in asking.
Oh ya and all the cheering you'll hear tonight, mom is going to a sporting event, it's not usually THAT loud out here (GO AZTECS!!).
With all the love and hopefulness I have,
P.s. Please be advised this is your two weeks notice. At the end of said two weeks you may be evicted.