Funny things you LO says

fancynewbeesly

So, my husband is SUPER modest---won't be naked in front of our DD---which most of the times it is easy to avoid; she gets up after he is done getting ready for work and goes to bed before he changes for the evening. 

Anyway, she went into our room to brush her teeth---she LOVES brushing her teeth with Daddy, and DH was in the bathroom.

She then proceeded to ask "Where is Daddy's vagina?"

I guess this the first time she actively noticed the differences between us.

Needless to say DH was pretty mortified. 

WasNotWas

When Tyler is hungry and crying (right before I feed him) Bradley says "it's ok Tyler, you can eat mommy's nipple"

O and when H travels Bradley tells the teachers he is on an airplane to get him Legos...we don't own any Legos...H doesn't usually bring home presents...imagination

shadypines

So *sigh* P (name) shared some information with me that I wasn't ready to hear out of her 4 year old mouth. She said "Mommy, did you know boys have a line down there?" I questioned her on what she was talking about cause I was hoping I heard wrong. So I said "Boys have a line down where?" She replies "Mommy boys have a line around there vagina!" *super sigh* So yeah I had to explain what the line was although but I also had a talk with her teacher since she saw "the line" at school. Apparently her cot is a little too close to the bathroom door and so her cot is being moved to the other side of the class. No more seeing lines!



This was a post few days ago from a friend on FB...

shadypines

fredalina said:

ShadyPines920 said:

So *sigh* P (name) shared some information with me that I wasn't ready to hear out of her 4 year old mouth. She said "Mommy, did you know boys have a line down there?" I questioned her on what she was talking about cause I was hoping I heard wrong. So I said "Boys have a line down where?" She replies "Mommy boys have a line around there vagina!" *super sigh* So yeah I had to explain what the line was although but I also had a talk with her teacher since she saw "the line" at school. Apparently her cot is a little too close to the bathroom door and so her cot is being moved to the other side of the class. No more seeing lines!



This was a post few days ago from a friend on FB...

This is something you are reposting from a friend? (I hope)

Yes....

WasNotWas

Hawkward said:

DS always says "oh, no the bird is broken!" when the singing bird explodes on Shrek.

Haha Bradley sings along with Princess Fiona

littlestjerry

They sang happy birthday to an Anna Grace at school the other day, and now DS thinks those are the words. Our friend's wife is compiling videos for his 30th birthday, so we had DS sing for him. The entirety of his rendition is "happy birthday, dinner (at least it sounds like dinner, not sure what he's really saying), happy birthday, Anna Grace." The end.

MrsCodeMonkey

DD discovered that DH has armpit hair. She looked confused for a second and then told him that he needs a haircut.

thatelfguy

Yeah.

It's a new world.

People can try to be modest, but at the end of the story, the "popular" American culture doesn't support it anymore.

Kids will learn all the anatomy and physiology they want to learn on the internet tonight.

If you want your kids to be innocent, then you'll need to unplug, and move to northern Yukon Territory.

Sorry, that's the way it is.

Hesterlicious

Ike's word for vagina is (say it fast) hoohahuhuh and I am 99% sure that he came up with it on his own.

DH was leaving after story time and Ike was falling asleep. He told his dad "I don't touch poop. It's icky."

nancy30005

OMG @Hesterlicious!

I'm not on often, but I thought you peaced out. Good to see you!

I've said : "Please stay ON the potty until you're done. Poop slides get everywhere". 

(now y'all help me on my damn croup post. thanks.)

CurlyQ284

My SDs are older but when they were younger, SD1 saw a tan car and said "Look at that car!  Its....HUMAN colered."  When DS was born, SD2 said he had a big butt.  DH said "well that's his diaper"  She tilted her head and said "They need to make thinner diapers because you can totally tell he's wearing one and he'll get made fun of at daycare."  She was 10 lol, her brain runs on a different frequency I think.  SD1 once told her she was "touched by an angel"